FULL NAME: Daniel Paul Johns
NICK NAMES: Dan, Danny Boy, Johnsie
BIRTHDATE: April 22, 1979, he is a Taurus
HOMETOWN: Newcastle, Australia
SIBLINGS: Younger Brother Heath, Younger sister Chelsea
POSITION IN THE BAND: Lead Singer/Guitarist
OTHER STUFF:
He has a dog named Sweep, he found her in a garbage bag with 3 other dead puppies, took her home and now he say's she lives like a queen.
He likes to watch Bevis and Butthead, South Park, and Rugrats.
He say's he will play any games as long as there's killing in it.
When he was little, he played the Trumpet in his school band
Say's he cant Drink alcohol beacause he has ulcers
He is a Vegan, and has a Animal Liberation tattoo
says he has been listening to Led Zeppelin and Black Sabbath since he was 11 years old
Had his eyebrow pierced, but it got infected so he had to take it out.
QUOTES:
"Ben's got a fixation with females me and Chris are trying to hold him back but he's an ANIMAL!!!!"
"People don't understand sarcasim, like, they take everything too serriously. People need to lighten up and go ice skating."
"Jesus, you are talking stupid. You look like a frog."
"I saw a reindeer when I was little. It was nothing to do with Santa but I did see a reindeer.. It looked very nice...it was very sexy."
"Sorry Ben. I love you."
"Can someone tell me why they put lemons in coke?"
"Thank you Germany, we love you Germany, and it's very sexy, and you all look very smart. You look very smart tonight, especially the people with glasses, glasses are a sign of intelligence, in some countries, i dont know if it is here. It is where we come from, back in, uh, Ethiopia, it's a sign of intelligence."
"Hi. I love Sweep"
"Ben is the wildest and most perverted.. Its a compliment Babe!"
"I always drop something or break something. Yesterday I broke a cup. I'm really good around the house."
"The Gillies cybersystem network sucks!"
(Question:What would you do if the world was gonna end in 10 min?) "Go for a jog if i was out of bed.. thats a lie I wouldn't go for a jog. I would stay in bed and get an extra 10 minutes sleep."
"I don't commit any major crimes. I am a good boy."
(question about why cold sore cream was mentioned twice in Freak Show:) "I had an obsession that week. I am sorry"
"I'm not afraid to show my feminine side .. I'm proud of it. In fact.. me & Ben have an announcement to make ...."
"Chris is not fantastically good with equipment. He hasn't quite got the hang of headphones."
"Goodbye and good night. Peace Love & Harmony"
"Its great watching people running after a truck to get their schoolbag. That's really funny."
"I've never had a social life. I don't ever want one because it's boring."
(Question: What do you want written on your tombstone?) "'See. I told you I was sick'"
(About why Llama's are kinda like donkeys)
Daniel: Four legs and a head, that's it. Four legs and a head.
Ben:...I think you're dumb.
Daniel: Can't hear you! Can't hear you!
Ben: Dumb. Dumb.
"I just can't be bothered washing it, because your hair will smell like flowers and that stinks."
(Ben: I live in an Eskimo)
Daniel: You live in an igloo, you are an Eskimo. You don't live in an Eskimo, stupid.
"Um, silverchair here on Alternative Nation. I've already read this!..(Ben: ohh your so dumb)..K! take 2!"
"I could say so much stuff. Ben is actually getting braces because he's got a bit of a teeth problem; a really bad tooth deformity. He just doesn't use his Colgate; doesn't brush--he's having a few problems. And Chris is growing his hair again because he looks too tough; he gets too many comparisons to Henry Rollins."
(Q:describe Australia in 3 words) "Warm, beach, my dog. That's four words. Warm, beach, dog."
"We're going to do an encore, consider yourselves lucky. (laughs) just joking, dont get lucky, we always do encores everywhere. Even if you don't want one!"
"Keep Moshing! The guy up in the tree moshing! Thats good moshing!.. We've never seen that before.."
Thank you thank you yea yea yea, We love Germany, it's very German. yes, we love your accent, we love the way you talk, we love your food, we love the language barriers, i's beautiful, we love you."
