My Info
NAME: Mollie.. But most the people on the 'net (F.A.T.L.Y. people!) call me D'arcy
NICK NAMES(S):D'arcy, Moe, ollie, Miss Korn..
HOMETOWN: A crappy little town in the lame south.. I'm sure the suicide rate is one of the highest in the country..
B-DAY: The Day after Billy Corgans. March 18. I'm 15.
OTHER BANDS I LIKE BESIDES SILVERCHAIR: Nine Inch Nails, Marilyn Manson, Smashing Pumpkins, the Cure, Katatonia, Switchblade Symphony, Opeth, Garbage, Korn, Radiohead, Endo, Jack Off Jill, anything goth, really.
HOBBIES: Play guitar (WOO!), Shop in Sam Goody..(that store is addictve.), read cool books, Listen to Music..write poetry and short stories.
FAVE BOOKS: The Bell Jar (Sylvia Plath) Ophelia Speaks (Sara Shandler), Reviving Ophelia (Mary Pipher), Anne Rice vampire novels, all books by Fransesca Lia Block (especially I Was A Teenage Fairy and Dangerous Angels; the Weetzie bat books), poetry books of Emily Dickinson and Sylvia Plath.
FAVE TV SHOWS: Friends, Roswell, Frasier, Rock Show (VH1), Golden Girls (i know its an old lady show but it's good! heh.)
FAVE MOVIES: Romeo + Juliet ('96), Requiem for a Dream, The Virgin Suicides, Edward Scissorhands, Beetlejuice, the Nightmare Before Christmas (I love Tim Burton, can ya tell?) br>
E-MAIL ADDRESS: Xv Disposable vX@aol.com
Some Fun Quotes:
"I'm just one big fecking ray of sunshine, aren't I."
"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?"
"In my world, you don't exist."
"Ninety percent of everything is crap."
"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure."
"One by one, the penguins steal my sanity."
"I did NOT escape! They gave me a DAY pass!"
"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
"Do I look like a fecking people person?"
"I feel much better now that I have lost all hope."
"A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame."
"I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs."
"It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar."
"Mary had a little lamb...But I ate it."
"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day."
"As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something."
"In the long run, we are all dead."
"Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another."
"Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified."
"One day your going to die. It's probably going to hurt."
"I didn't lose my brain. I know *exactly* where I left it."
"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."
"I'm so goth my wrists have zippers."
"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
"A little greed can get you lots of stuff."
"Good generally conquers evil. Unless, of course, good is stupid."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog."
"If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the others have to drown too?"
"If you sit around anywhere long enough, you'll die."
"It doesn't matter if the cup is half full or half empty. Whatever's inside it is evaporating either way."
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they *aren't* after you."
"I'm tolerant of your fruitcake-like beliefs."
"Reality Bites... and doesn't let go."
"You'll get what's coming to you... Unless mailed."
"Jack and Jill went up the hill. Oops.. It was a cliff."
"How do you know if anything really exists? Kick it *really* hard."
"How do I set my laser printer to stun?"
"If life gives you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?"
"What about attaching razor blades to frisbees?"
"I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers."
"If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says: "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?"
"Illiterate? Write for free help."
"Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what, can't we all be brothers?"
"The truth is out there? Anyone know the URL?"
"You people are so apathetic. Then again, who cares?"
"Warning. Trespassers may be horribly mutilated."
"I think, therefore I am *dangerous*."
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? -- insect"
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water."
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"Stupid people shouldn't breed."
"Anarchy: better than no government at all."
"Everytime I find the meaning of life, they change it."
"The Problem with Reality is the lack of background music."
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die."
"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."
"As I said before, I never repeat myself."
"Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid."
"I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?"
"I once heard the voice of God. It said "Vrrrrmmmmm." Unless it was just a lawn mower."
"I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT!?"
"I did a drot of lugs in college, I hink I thave dain bramage."
"I don't know about you, but I enjoy watching paint dry. I imagine that the wet paint is a big freshwater lake that is the only source of water for some tiny cities by the lake. As the lake gets drier, the population gets more desperate, and sometimes there are water riots. Once there was a big fire and everyone died."
"I took an IQ test. The results came back negative."
"I have all the answers, it's just that most of them aren't right."
"I'm surrounded by frickin idiots."
"I knew I'd been living in Berkeley too long when I saw a sign that said "Free Firewood" and my first thought was "Who is Firewood and what has he done?""
"I'm not as think as you drunk i am."
"I never nake misteakes."
"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
"I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"
"I'll never forget what's-his-name."
"I'm a paranoid schizophrenic! I'm after me!"
"I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party."
My Fave Web sites
Chairpage
Marilyn Manson
KoRn
Smashing Pumpkins
Guitar Tab Universe
