Songs of the Siren
7/30: (submitted by sugar)
Do you
Understand what I need
From you
Just let me do u like
I always do, do
Everything that I can't be
Is everything that I'll never be (I'll never be)
My turn
Let me let you know that I, I can
only be a slut , so what? So, boy
State the time and my place
'Cause you always make me wanna misbehave
I wanna be a slut (slut)
I've had my practice so I'm good
i can't think with my mind
my egos as big as my butt
I do guys all the time
I, I wanna be a slut
I've had practice so i'm good
ive lost all my cool
Guys use me as a tool
I, I wanna be a slut
I wanna be a skank with ya, baby
I, I, I, I, I wanna be the queen hooch, baby
What's up?
Tell me who to do
How to pee
I dunno ne of the words from A to Z
But I
Don't want your five wives to see
That you're f***ing around with me
Should I fart?
i know that I'm just a little blonde tart?
do, do me, do I, I turn you off?
I'm just a little flake doing drugs ::cough cough::
I wanna be a slut (slut)
I've had my practice so I'm good
i can't think with my mind
my egos as big as my butt
I do guys all the time
I, I wanna be a slut
I've had practice so i'm good
ive lost all my cool
Guys use me as a tool
I, I wanna be a slut
Rap Interlude:
Willa, Willa, Willa, who didjya do, who didjya do?
Willa, Willa, Willa, who didjya do? (damn u stink like poo)
Is it him, the criminal who did time for murder?
Do you need a real lady to.. f*** u up)
Or is it me, the criminal ( damn u stink like pee),
how the hell did I land
such a crappy rap job.. (rap job)
Go wash yo self cause u really stink like pee.
(Theres the skank) Yo.
(she is already a slut) C'mon now.
(this was submitted from the livedaily.com board)
11/21: Nick loved a girl who wasn't worth it
She fought him and argued and threw more than one fit
But Nick never dumped her, he never could
He should have ditched her, oh yes he should
One day she got him in a fight with his family
He didn't see them and moved to Miami (Not true but rymed)
They broke up and then were together
She thought it would be forever
But Nick finally came to his sences one day
And told her to stay the hell away
He thought she'd listen, he thought she was gone
But she was smart and he got conned
She stole his tv, and pissed off his friends
But that's not where it ends
Eventually they were together again
And Nick got into a fight with his best friend Brian
Mandy got a deal, and was a singer now
But she couldn't sing, and looked like a cow
She had a mall tour, but nobody came
All she wanted was a little fame
I suspect this is why she dated nick
and to get a little d*''''
She was always nearby and fans got angry
So we threw eggs at her face and made her look mangy
She died her hair to try to get away
But hell, she is stupid and her disguise was gay
So she went back to her natural selh, gee whiz
Although she's changed her so many times who knows who she really is
Nick got sadder and sadder, but hid it from us all
He made a band who will rise not fall
But finally he gave up on her, the "Thing"
And dropped her so hard she won't be famous or ever again sing
So now he's rid of the girl that messed up his life
And they will never have another strife
He made up with his mom, sisters,brother and dad
And now nick isn't at all sad
One day he will meet that special chick
who won't want him for fame and his d*''''
She'll love him and care for him 'till the day they die
And maybe he'll get his own version of American pie
To the tune of "Don't Wanna Lose You Now"--Created by Jeri & Kim
(MANDAH)I never thought that I would lose my mind
That I could control you
I never thought that you'd leave me behind
'Cuz I'm much stronger than you, Nicky
Nick if only you knew who I've done
Oh Gosh, they're everywhere
And I, I would bring down the moon and the sun
I'd kill to have your hair
CHORUS
I'm gonna beat you now, Nicky
I know you're defensless
I'm gonna beat (beat you now)
Oh yeahI'll beat you senseless
(NICK)
I've got this feeling I should run away
It's burning within me
The fear of Mandah,
of dying each day
She keeps coming closer
Now AJ, whatever reason she gives to hurt meJust now,
I didn't deserve it
And I wish that she didn't beat me so bad
Her face just won't go away
CHORUS
I'm gonna leave you now, ManDUH
You'll never defeat me
I'm gonna leave (leave you now)
SecurityShe stole my TV!
Repeat Mandah's Verse
8/2:
a parody of Garth Brooks' "Rodeo"...it's called "Willa Ford"- thanks to BoneX.
Her eyes are cold and restless
His wounds have almost healed
And we'd give half of Texas
Just to change the way he feels
She knows his love's in Tampa
And he knows she's gonna blow
Well, she ain't no woman, no damn good
It's that damned Willa Ford
Well, it's that messy blood
It's dust and mudIt's the roar of a Backstreet crowd
It's the bleach in her hair
The gold in her eyes
She wins every go 'round
It's boots and kicksIt's very hard fists
She's psycho and loco
It's the ropes and the chains
And all of that pain
And they call the bitch
Willa Ford
She does her best to control him
When his fans come to call
But her need to to have himPuts his back against the wall
And it's "So long Nick, I'll see ya
When I can rule the world"
You know the man wants his freedom
But he can't because she's Willa Ford
Reapeat chorus
It'll drive Nick Carter crazy
It'll drive the man insane
And he'll sell off everything he owns
Just to pay to play her game
And a broken heart and some broken bones
Is all he'll have to show
For the years she spent chasin'
That bitch they call Willa Ford
Repeat chorus
It's the bitch and the blood
It's the cheers and the crud
And they call the bitch Willa Ford
"That Don't Impress Us Much"
Thanks Jocelyn
Oh Willa you think that you're pretty smart
You've got hurting Nick down to an art
You think you're a genius-you drive us up a wall
You're a regular original, a know it all
Oh-oo-oh you think you're special
Oh-oo-oh you think you're somethin else
Okay, so you're a talentless 'ho
That don't impress us much
So ya got a record deal, but have ya got the voice
Don't get us wrong, yeah we think you're not right
But that won't make us like you any less
That don't impress us much
I know a lot of girls who carry mirrors in their pocket
And a comb up their sleeve-just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
Cuz Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
(Bridge)Okay, so you're a wannabe
That don't impress us much
So ya don't got the looks and your style is wack
Don't get us wrong yeah we think you're not right
But that won't make us like you any less
That don't impress us much
You're one of those girls who like to hit their guys
You make him get on his knees before ya hit him again
We can't believe you're kissin Nick good night
C'mon Mandy tell us you must be jokin right
(Bridge)
Okay, so you're a psychotic bitch
That don't impress us much
So ya got the jab, but have ya got the hook
Don't get us wrong yeah we think you're not right
But that won't make us like you any less
That don't impress us much
You think you're cool but you're really not
Don't get us wrong yeah we think you're not right
But that won't make us like you at all
That don't impress us much
Okay, so what do you think you're Pam Anderson or something...
Whatever
That don't impress us
"....Nicky One More Time"
Parody of "Baby One More Time"
Thanks Laura
Ow Mandah Mandah
Ow Manduh Manduh
Ow Manduh Manduh
thats what you say when i
hit you till you bleed yeah
Oh Nicky Nicky
what do you expect from me?
this is how i get my way
show me any disrespect
tell me no & i'll hurt you oh so bad oh because
chorus:
my pitiful life was killin me
(so i)
so i started abusing you
(abusing you)
and i try to commit homicide
i am a crime
i hit you nicky one more time
oh nicky nicky
the reason im rich is you
boy u got me a record deal
oh bruised up baby
theres nothing that i wouldnt do
to keep u to myself
show me any disrespect
tell me no and ill take you back to court now oh because
chorus:
my pitiful life was killin me
(so i)
so i started abusing u
(abusing u)
and i try to commit homicide
i am a crime
i hit u nicky one more time
ow mandah mandah
ow ow (thats nick crying)
ow mandah mandah
hehehe (the bitch laughing)
oh nicky nicky
dont ever tell me no
or nicky nicky
i'll crack u open & let the blood flow
i must confess
that im queen of P.M.S.
i'm trying to kill u now
dontcha know im using you
since u are still here
to give me what i desire or i'll
hit u nicky one more time
chorus:
my pitiful life was killin me
(so i)
so i started abusing you
(abusing you)
and i try to commit homicide
i am a crime
i hit you nicky one more time
i must confess that my pitiful life
is killin me now
dontcha know i cant believe
that u are still here
i am a crime
i'll hit u nicky one more time
THANKS TO RO FOR THIS ONE
I think i did it again
i made u believe
that i am in love oh baby
u might think it's all cool
but it doesn't mean
that i think the same
but to get all your money
oh baby baby
that is just so typicly me!
oops i did it again
played with your dog
got lost in the gameand killed it
oops u think i'm in luv
that i'm sent from above
i'm not that innocent
you see my problem is thisall of your fans
are girls who try to slap the shit out of me
i cried for some help
colored my hair, brushed some of my teeth
but to steal all your money
that is just so typicly me!
oh nicky nicky oops i did it again
slapped your best friend
hit in your eyeoh nickyoops u r going blind
cuz i got in your eye eye eye my hit is better now yea
yea yea yea yea yea
Oops i, did it again
to your lifegot lost in this lie
oh nicky
ooops u, think that i'm sent from above u are my little toy
oops i did it again
i stole your tv got lost on the way
oh nickyoops u think i am so cute
my hair is frizzy, yo
oops u did it again dumped my sorry ass
and went with your wayoh nicky
oops i stalked u again
got what i waaaaaaaaant
you are all mi-ine!
"*Goodbye Willa!* (Goodbye earl)"
Thanks to SuprStr
Brian and Nick Carter were the best of friends All through their Backstreet days
Both played alot of basketball, both active in Nintendo games
After their last tour Brian went out, lookin for a lady to lay-a
Nick searched all around Orlando and all he found was Willa
Well it weren't two weeks after they got together Nicky started gettin abused
He put on baseball hats and carried bats and a story on his webpage too.
Well he finally got the nerve to leave that bitch Moved in with his bud Howie
But Willa walked right through his parents house and stole the big screen TV
Right away Brian and Leighanne flew in from Atlanta on a one way midnite flight
They took Nicky's hand and worked out a plan and they knew what they thought
was right That Bitch had to die
Na na na na na GoodBye Willa!
*Those slippery steps!* *They feel fine to me Willa!*
*Oh no you fell!* *Why don't you lay in a heap Willa!*
*Ain't it dark?* *Wrapped up in that tarp Willa?*
Well the very next day the cops came over Searched the house high and low
They tipped their hats and said *Thank you Nick, if you hear from her let us
know* Well winter turned to spring and spring turned to summer and summer faded into fall
And it turns out Willa was a missing person that nobody missed at all
So Nick bought some land for a nice big ranch out on highway 109
He sings with his band and eats lots of ham
And he doesn't lose any sleep at night Cause that Bitch had to die
Na na na na na na GoodBye Willa!
"Bitch of My Life"
Thanks to Lisa
I may run and hide when you're screaming my name, alright
But let me tell ya now, there are prices I've paid, alright
I lost my friends and family, for this girl they never liked...
Willa, Willa
Can't you see, Can't you see
How your "love's" affecting my reality
Everytime I'm down
You slap me in a fight
But you have me whipped, so I take you back
Snuck into my house
You stole my tv and my dog, c'mon
Wish you'd leave for good and find a different job, c'mon!
You used me for a record deal, but blew it with your voice...
Willa, Willa
I can't see, I can't see
Your frizzy hair and make-up is just blindin' me
With all your different names
You're driving me insane
Just go, use some other guy from 'N Sync
Use some other guy...
That's right
All of my fans you've dissed
You'll be hunted down--but not missed...
Everytime I'm down
You start a fight...
Willa, Willa
Can't you see, Can't you see
You need talent to succeed, ya can't just sleep with me
Bitched out those few fans you had
Acting like "I wanna be bad"
When will this nightmare end, I wanna be free
Yeah, everytime I'm down
Yeah, you slap me in a fight
Yeah, I'm so whipped I always take you back
Yeah, yeah...
Willa, Willa
I can't breath, I can't breath
That leash you have me on is choking me
Won't let me break away
Guess I'll make you think I'm gay
So that you won't ruin
(So that won't ruin my life)
So that you won't you ruin
So that you won't ruin my life...
5/27:
"The Perfect Beating"
Thanks to Krista
It takes alot to know when it hurts
It's not the big bruises but the little cuts
That can show enough
I hope to God that this will end
There is always a day that passes by that i get hurt
You were never there for me
CHORUS:
Shoving me and pushing me right down the stairs
She pushed me
Right down the stairs
She pushed me
Without a chair
She pushed me
Without using hands
Cause Manduh always gave me the perfect beating
Verse 2
I have been so good ohh ohh
But you were dissing me and pushing me right in the floor
And after all m sheded tears
It frightens me when i see a smile on your face
I wanna hurt you for what you have done
I hope that when i wake up that you'll be gone
Repeat CHORUS 2x
(from anti willa fans)
Cause ManDUH
Always was
the fans knew she did give the Perfect Beating
Manduh WE HATE YOU!!!
"Don't want Willa back"
thanks to nickluv
She hit me faster than a shark attack
When she saw me on the Backstreet's Back (Alright)
and she thought she had a pretty face
But how she fooled me, I'm still amazed babe
And I should've known
That I would be
Another victim of the siren's casualties
But now we're done and over with
Don't want Willa back....
Don't want Willa back
cause she's a low down hoe
That's all I can say
Don't want Willa back
You need my honesty
get out my face you hoe
I, I
Don't want Willa back....
she started pimp slapping my only friends
But I was blinded and I lost my common sense
But there were things that made me realize
Like her crimped brown hair (naw)
And her lying eyes
Repeat Chorus
Don't bother telling the police the reasons why
Just let me sing this story about Willa Ford and I
Don't want Willa back
That's all I know
(Don't want her back, Don't want her back)
Don't want Willa back
she knows she gots to go
Repeat Chorus
***This will be Nick's song when he kicks that girl
to the curb. lol***
STAYIN' TOGETHER
by DEBBIE GIBSON
This song really isn't a parody, but it describes the nick/willa situation perfectly. Thanks to Renee for sending this to us.
(spoken)You can't go boy.
We've been over it a hundred times
but this one's different.
This time I'm not asking you what you think,I'm telling you...
We're stayin' together..
Whether you like it or not...
Here we go...
If you thought that I would get up and go
Oh baby there's something you should know.
I've got one thing on my mind...
We're stayin' together.
And when I tell you boy it just isn't right
I won't say goodbye without a fight...
Cuz you and meAre stayin' together.
CHORUS:
Don't you say goodbye to me boy,
There's something you should know...
Here's love before you're eyes.
If you go my heart would leave me
When you walk out that door.
It's like I told you before,
Let's stay together.
Oh, if you thought that I would stand by your side,
You know me boy, I never lied...
Cuz you and me are stayin' together.
Oh, it was so much more than love at first sight.
Please say you'll stay, Say you might...
Then say we are stayin' together.
REPEAT CHORUS
Cuz I don't know baby what you've done till now...
I only know baby, I only know
You were always the only one
oh please don't go baby, oh please don't go
Don't take my heart away from you
And leave me out in the cold baby(out in the cold baby)
Cuz you're the only one, cuz you're the only one
Who could ever hold me.
Now here's love.
If you go my heart would leave me
When you walk out that door.
So, let's stay together.
Don't you say it, don't you say it, don't you say it...
Don't you say goodbye to me boy.
Here's love.
It's right before your eyes.
Don't even think about it.
If you go my heart would leave me
When you walk out that door.
It's like I told you before
Let's stay together.
Don't you say goodbye.
Now, don't you say goodbye.
(here's love)Here's love...
It's right before your,It's right before your eyes.Yeah!
"We are THE ONE" - by Lucie C.
I am the one... (I am the one...)
I guess you were bleeding when I met you
Still that bitch punched your nose
So all the truth is that she's was mad all the time
There you are hide from she
praying for she don't find you near me
don't be scared because
if you stay she won't hurt you tonight
we are the one (we are the one...)
who can make all your sorrows stop
we're not willa ford (we're not willa ford...)
who hits you and yell on your fans
I'll be the one...
to kick her! and make she fell all the pain
'coz my Nick can't do and we want to
say thank for stay away...
There you are hide from she
praying for she don't find you near me
don't be scared because
if you stay she won't hurt you tonight
we are the one (we are the one...)
who can make all your sorrows stop
we're not willa ford (we're not willa ford...)
who hits you and yell on your fans
I'll be the one...
to kick her! and make she fell all the pain
'coz my Nick can't do and we want to
say thank for stay away...
You needed her, she hits you
You can never be a pair
We can teach you to love us
Just forget all about her... please
we are the one
we are your light
we are your way to make things right
we're not the bitch to stole your things
and hit your knees
we are the one (we are the one...)
who can make all your sorrows stop
we're not willa ford (we're not willa ford...)
who hits you and yell on your fans
she's not the one
even your wife
just run away until she came
she's not the one
even you wife
she's with you just to bought some dogs
...we are the one
to support you
and make u think about
we're true fans....
5/4: "a song for manduh" by renee
I run through the crowd
With my stupid crimped hair
And so much make-up
Still no one cares
I hate your fans
They should be my own
But hey, I'm still f***ing you
And living at your home
Chorus:
You thought you knew me
And now I have you trapped
Don't you try to leave me
You know you'll get bitch slapped
I'll knock out your best friend
I'll curse out your mother
You'll never leave me
A girl like no other
I got a record deal
Because of you nick
Then got dropped like a hooker
Cuz I'm a talentless hick
So evil I am
And the years will go by
Still you will be with me
Or you're gonna die
REPEAT CHORUS
5/1: Mandah: lullaby remix
Just cuz I'm small
I'm most vicious of all
I'm wonderin which hand to use
Let me lay a slap on you
I hate many fans
This is my command
I know just how to get to them
Let me lay a slap on them
To Nick:
When you lay down late at night
Better watch it cuz I bite
I know you don't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I get my hands on you
And I lay a slap on you
Nick is all mine
Nick is all mine
Nick is all mine
I will lay another slap in time
To Nick:
Now that you see
It wasn't a dream
Jealousy got the best of me
Told you boy I will come after you
Now it's too late
Can't try to escape
I'm closing in on a rape
Watch it boy, I'm coming for you
When you lay down late at night
Better watch it cuz I bite
I know you don't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I get my hands on you
And I lay a slap on you
Nick is all mine
Nick is all mine
Nick is all mine
I will lay another slap in time
To Nick:
With you I'll sleep
Your money I'll keep
If you squash Squirt you die
I've captured you (wooo hoooo)
I've boarded the doo-oooooor....
You are all mine
You are all mine
You are all mine
I will lay another slap in time
Nick is all miiiiiiiiiiiiine...
(ooh ooh ooh)
Spoken: NICK IS ALL MINE, BITCH!
5/1: MANDUH'S LAST DAY by Jenny
One day ManDUH went out shopping
When she saw a BSB fan out of a store popping
The fan against her started hopping
ManDUH got scared and thought "best stopping"
You'll never get Nick, he's mine, she said
The fan said "really?" and punched her head
ManDUH screamed and fell down dead
her intestents all over the floor was shred
Nick threw a party when he heard the news
Finally the Bitch has sung her last blues
The fan who killed her was sent to jail
But Nick was so happy, he paid the bail
He went on with his life and his career
The Backstreet boys are forever I swear.
"Lullaby (the remix)"
written by A.B
Just cause I'm mean
I make a big scene
I want attention - oh what to do?
Let me take Nick away from you
Many people can resist my command
Unfortunately Nick is not one of them
Let me take Nick away from you
Chorus:
When I lay down late at night
I'm the siren Nick can't fight
I know he doesn't stand a chance
There is nothing you can do
Once I put my spell on him
Cuz I know I'm such a bitch
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Cuz my name is Mandy Williford
I am so happy
That "love is blind" cuz
I'm using him for his money
I don't want him to know what I'm really up to
Now it's too late - I won't hesitate
To slap anyone that gets to him
Watch out fans, that includes you too
Chorus
I can't sing
But 'cuz of Nick
I have a record deal
No one can
Have Nick back
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Cuz my name is Mandy Williford
"Show Me The Meaning (Of Being Bloody)"
written by Amy
Show me the meaning of being bloody...
So much blood for such a tiny cut
It's hard to see when your eye's swelled shut
So hard to breathe, since you kneed me
Please help me
Nights of fights so soon become
Red sirens
Here come the cops
When will the nightmare be done
I'm screaming
Chorus
Show me the meaning of being bloody
My head is spinning as I'm walking
Tell me why I cannot see where you are
There's something dripping on my arm
Life will be gone if this never ends
The doc observed my broken limbs
They said to stay away or else I'll pay
If only...
God could save me from this endless pain
There's no control, is he with me now
When will this nightmare go away..
I'm screaming...
Chorus
There's nowhere to run
This bitch won't let me go
I gave her money, dogs, and my home
Why can't it be she cannot stop
Beating the shit out of me..
Chorus
DON'T HIT ME ONE MORE TIME
written by Leslie
Oh Willa Willa, how was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right here
Oh Willa Willa I should have just let you gooooo
And now I've lost my sight yeah
Show me
Don't want you to hit me
Tell me baby
How to make her go now oh because
CHORUS:
Willa Beasts fist was hurting me
(And I)
I must confess, she made me bleed
(Made me bleed)
When I am with her I lose my mind
Don't break my spiiiiiiiiine
Don't hit me Willa no more times
Oh Willa Willa, I can not breathe 'cause of you
Girl you got me blinded
Oh Willa Willa there's nothing that you wouldn't doooo
That's not the way I planned it
CHORUS
Oh Willa Willa, how was I supposed to know....
Oh Willa Willa, I should have just let you goooo
I must confess, that that bitche's fist is killin' me noooooowww
Don't you know she made me bleed
She shouldn't be here
She messed with my mind
Don't hit me Willa no more times!
FREE WILLA: The Lullaby Remix
written by AC
VERSE ONE:
Just cause I'm small & can't sing at all
I'm only a blonde
What to do?
Take Nick Carter away from you
Know that Nick can't
resist my command
I know just how to get to him
Let me sing off key again
CHORUS:
When Nick lays down late at night
I'm the hoochie he can't fight
I know he can't stand a chance
There's nothin ya'll can do
When I take Nick from all of you & sing bursting your eardrums
FreeWilla FreeWilla FreeWilla
When I sing bursting your eardrums
VERSE TWO:
Now I'll let you see I was only sixteen
Already I was a hooker, true
But you guys I still am, too
Now it's too late
I won't hesitate to nail Justin Timberlake
Watch out girls
I'll come for your boyfriends, too
repeat chorus
VERSE THREE:
In your
dreams you kill me
My tone deaf voice
Has tortured you forever, ooh
Free Willa
Free Willa Free Willa!
thanks to bsbgalno1
for sending this in
"SOMEBODY TAKE THE BITCH AWAY"
Here comes the BITCH again
Breakin'up Nick's Family, it's a tragedy
Breakin up their hearts its the worst emotion
Here comes the BITCH again
Nick had his feelings on the ground
Was doing fine until she came around
Willa, all your promises are lies,no
I don't know why, why he wastes his time
CHORUS
Somebody take THE BITCH away
She's hurting Nick's heart and he can't take it
Somebody take THE BITCH away
Get out of his life or he'll go crazy
(Crazy, Crazy, Crazy bitch)
You wouldn't give him back his life
Taking the wrongs and tryín'to make 'em right, right
You took his credit to get the deal
oh, oh
You played your games
And Willa we've had enough of you
Messin'with his head
All the things you said
Running back to him
Telling him your dreams
We never wanted it to be this way
But its killing me
You've gotta set Nick Free
CHORUS
Spoken: Here comes the BITCH again
Here comes the BITCH again
Breakin' up Nick's heart, it's a tragedy
Breakin' up his heart, its the worst emotion
Ooo-yeah-yeah
Here comes the BITCH again
Breakin'up Nick's heart, it's a tragedy
Breakin'up his heart, its the worst emotion
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Here comes the BITCH again
Breakin'up Nick's Heart, its a tragedy
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