Nautica Nappiness

isn't it funny that NO ONE IN THIS PICTURE/CROWD SHOT IS WATCHING?!

what the hell is she- a pilgrim? oh wait- the turkey maybe???

ooooooooh honey (accentuate lisp) yes i do like girls can't you see my penis in this picture??

that's pathetic that she doesn't have enough fans that she has to resort to taking pics with the staff

that's pretty sad when you resort to impersonating Christina

this another one of those that need no explanation (just be careful what she tries to suck your whole head into that mouth of hers- watch your hair)