Liz
Liz, is our lead vocalist, and lyricist.
She likes Gummybears, and hash browns.
Liz's inspiration is Jim Creeggan, and the rest of the Barenaked Ladies.
Liz was once held captive by her own self image.The image liked to call itself "Suzie Addams." It was a tough fight, some how, Liz managed to find someone to keep Suzie away from her. In walked.. BOBERT BEDMAN.
Although Bob used Liz, he in the end saved her life. Sadly, he also took her friends cat. Meow-Mix Kitty! 8(
Yes the beloved cat will be missed.
Liz is 17 and hopes one day to support her family on welfare with the income of a taxedermist.
Jess
Jess is "special". She's 16 and likes watermelon. She also enjoys sneaking over to Canada and pretending to be Canadian. Sadly, she cannot pull off the accent.
She listens to the radio too much and plays Jeopardy! too. Her other interests include Barenaked Ladies, Steven Page and sparkly things. Quote: "Manatees are mighty cool!"Jess has writen a few songs for teh group, and plays the guitar. She found a puppy once and fed it chicken nuggets. DJ McHammer is her brother. But she doesn't admit that.
Erik
Mel
Manda
Mel had the group write about her. This is what they had to say: Liz "Mel, yeah, I know her. She is mighty cool. She plays the rock and roll flute. It's comming back you know.
I once thought she was married and had four kids, turns out that was her neighbor."
Jess "What about Mel? I thought she had three kids, but that was her neighbors cat. I thought she was kind of like a hussie, cuz she was flirting with my boyfriend, but then I remembered I didnt have a boyfriend, and that was someone else. So turns out Mel is a good girl, who never did that."
Erik "Mel? Who's that? Oh, yeah, yeah, she's in my band, right? I'm the DJ ya know." 
