THE GANG! BANG!

A website dedicated to "the gang" and wacky captions...

Here's the deal:
Every week (give or take a few...) I will post a new picture on the website and YOU are invited to email me the perfect caption! This will be a test of creativity and humor!

Rules:
1.) To those featured in the photograph--you must have a sense of humor!!! I can assure you that the funniest captions will also be the rudest ones!!! So be able to laugh at yourselves!!!

2.) You are welcome to email me picture files in jpg format, but then you can't enter a caption in that contest!

3.) Remember that we are all friends.

4.) Spread the word to extended "gang" members whose email addresses I might not have...

5.) You may enter more than one caption.

Week 1's Picture:

And The Winner Is...

"The smallest little whorehouse in Delaware."

submitted by piss98@hotmail.com

Award Winning Competitors...

Best Pun Award: (and almost a tie for first place...)

"CAPE HENLOPEN MUSIC WOMEN: Not only can they play their instruments well...if you ask them nicely they may just play yours!"
-Edman197@aol.com

Closest To What I Would Have Said Award:

"Two babies and two early marriages later, Cheryl is the only one who hasn't let the alcohol and lifestyle of a barmaid affect her."
-hgordon@richmond.edu

Best Lesbian Joke Award:

"Maybe we'll invite you when we're done."
-CrazieGy@aol.com

Award For The Quote That Went Right Over My Head:

"Beyond the Valley of the Dolls!!!!!!!"
-BARELI@aol.com

Runners-Up:

"The 1920's Version of Charlie's Angels"
-BARELI@aol.com