"Screw you guys. Some day I will be a real redneck and even wear a cowboy hat at my wedding"
--timyork1@earthlink.net
(if you don't know what he's talkin' 'bout take a gander at this...)
"Cheryl, this is what I think of our relationship...well actually don't you feel the same way?"
--Edman197@aol.com
"Scott says hello in the proper Cape manner!"
--katielynn4@hotmail.com
"You want to know the real Scott? Alright here he is...."
--vav3480@yahoo.com
"Life according to Scott"
--EmTy99@aol.com
"I don't remeber that guys name so i don't care that he's giving me the bird!"
--honkey252@hotmail.com
"See, I told you I could stick both fingers up there and lick them clean before you could say 'booger'!"
--hesteraz@aol.com