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Do you name your cupboards or cabinets? Do you spend an unusually large amount of your free time surfing the net? Have you ever been admitted to a mental institution? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you may be qualified to learn of [dramatic music] *the orderly.*



The orderly is a product of Abby's and my imaginations. I suppose he came to existence through a conversation on the internet involving MSN messenger. We were discussing our rising insanity levels, and ended up on the subject of insane asylums and whatnot. We hypothesized that really, it might not be so bad, if we could have a hot orderly that would help us out. Thus, the orderly was ...er... "born."