Lyrics- Choke like a dolphin

Credits:

• Jeff- Vocals/Lyrics
• Pat- Guitar/Meat Whistle

I litter because I don’t care I don’t recycle because I like to waste And I use Styrofoam cups Because I think squirrels like the taste

So choke like a dolphin On some 6-pack rings Quit squawking like a seagull Soaked in Exxon’s oil I don’t want to save the planet I don’t care about the environment I believe the children are the future So let them worry about the world they want to live in

On Earth Day I burn coal And feed the flames with aerosol I don’t want to save the world Let’s burn the fossil fuels

And how many trees do we really need If you’ve seen one, then you’ve seen them all Let’s not replant the seeds Let’s let the rainforests fall

There’s too many endangered species And not enough extinct What purpose does the giant panda serve? And do we really want bald eagles?