Jesuschmesus Fun Page

Welcome to the Jesuschmesus Fun Page! Here you can get a chance to get inside the heads of Jesuschmesus (if you think you can handle it)

Jesuschmesus Recommends:

• Knockin Bitches Out
• Titties
• The Shocker
• Motley Crue
• Bi-Tanic
• Freaks of Nature
• Asians in leather (male or female)
• Cybersex with a wet rag
• Wiping front to back
• Brushing twice a day
• Flock of Seagulls
• Gimp Masks
• Pooping
• Missionary Position
• Fellatio from women with funny noses

Jesuschmesus would like to horribly torture the following people:

• Fred Durst
• That hot chick from Quakertown that doesn't return Pat's pages
• The guy who won't return Freaks of Nature to West Coast Video
• Tipper Gore
• Martha Stewart
• Sunday Drive- Local Emo Band
• Papa Roach
• Sunday Drive (it's highly deserved)
• Those two Hanson fans that bought the only Weezer tickets from the Willow Grow Mall

Feel free to use any of these band names, which are brought to you by Jesuschmesus:

• The Big Cock Four
• Tom Foolery and The Hijinks
• The Young Shepards
• Bon Jovi
• Bitchin Camaro
• 9 O'Clock Mass
• Vaginal Secretions
• Paulie Perspiration and the Sweaty Scrotum