Paul Gill


thewayis@yahoo.com
thewayis@yahoo.com

This profile is entirely mixed up with serious and not-so-serious questions, they have all been answered to the best of my ability. If you have any extra questions to ask then either ask them in the guest book or email me and I'll put them on later.

Age: 17

D.O.B.:15/05/83

Equipment: Premier Kit 12",14",16" toms, zildjan ZBTplus-10", 14", 16", 20".

Does he have a life?: No

Fav. song ever:Want You Bad-Offspring

Fav. film: The Crow

Reasons for being in band : I got bored of anal masturbation.

Why the drums?: Because I'm too ugly to be at the front.

What do you think of the other band members?:Well: Colin-I trust him although he has done silly things in the past.

Ben L-toughguy, tries to look good at most opportunities.

Ben C-Sometimes I think about him when I'm alone at night.

Danny-DRUGGY, no brain hahahahaha.

Me-Nothing special but not bad on drums.

Who would you most like to join the band and what instrument would they play?: Some kind of fat guy and he would dance around on stage with maracas

Who would you sacrifice from the band to become famous?: myself

Why yourself?:Why not? (Ben L answer)

Are you easily manipulated>: Not really. If I dont' wanna do a song then I'll let everyone know and usually Ben L will have a whinge (why, why, don't be on top, that's gay)

Are you happy with your picture on this website?: It's OK but I had to edit it so that it wasn't huge. I might use a picture from us recording instead soon.

What do you think of "Enuff Squirrel"?: I think they are creap as a band because they have never played a gig. Their music is improving but they are still crap.

What have you got planned for the future?: Not much really, I'm supposed to be planning for University but I don't know what to do. I'm hoping for a record deal of some kind will come along and save me from ever working or doing any "real job".

Have you had much input into any of the songs?:I wrote "Sad Night" and a couple of other guitar riffs for new songs and I've obviously devised all the drums for our songs but apart from that all I do is just play the drums.

What's your favourite food?: Pizza I think but I always have time for Dairylea Lunchables.

If you were asked to join a band that was better and already had a record deal, would you?: I'd definately think about it but I'd probably not do it because I'm a wuss and would be nervous playing for someone I don't know.

How long have you played the drums?: I have been playing the drums since about the start of my final year at high school, which means about 3 and a bit years. I've never had a lesson though ~chem~

What's the stupidest thing you have ever done?: (This answer still remains the same) At high school I grew my hair down to my shoulders. Anyone that already knows me will agree that this is the most foolish thing I have and will ever have done.

Surely there are more stupid things than that!: Yeah probably but you had to have seen me to understand.

Who's asking these questions?: I think it's obvious that it's me asking the questions to myself. Anyone that thought different-sorry for disappointing you.

What do you think of your own site?: I'm really impressed with our new MP3 section now we've recorded. I'm gonna put a proper contact info section up soon.

Don't you think it's time for a break in the text?: yes

And back to the questions.

So what's next for Melted Cat?:We are currently looking to play lots more gigs (in Manchester). We have just recorded so we will be sending demos off to record companies to hope to stir some interest. I personally want to record some of our new stuff soon aswell.

Why does being a drummer make you a loser?: Well let's think about this. If I were to use my guitar skills in a band then people would be able to see me. Also if I played any other instrument I would be booed away off stage because I am better on the drums. They make me a loser because it's the only thing I am capable of being good at in a band. Except for Bez-style dancing.

Would you ever consider doing a Bon Jovi cover song?:No not ever and ever and ever and ever. Bon Jovi sucks sheeps balls

Can you fly?: I've been working on it but as of yet - No.

Do you possess any super powers?:Not yet, in the future I plan to master the art of erasing people from the face of the earth.

Do you have a girlfriend?:No

What did you get for Christmas?: A double bass pedal for my kit.

What do you think about PeterPan and neverneverland?:The film hook was really good but apart from that it's crap

Who's your favourite band at the moment? It is definately The Ataris because they are soooooo amazing (eg. Fast Times At Dropout High, IOU one Galaxy) Their new album is out on Feb 20th and they are coming over in April - chem