"This one's for the family album so smile everyone!"
Kat: "Love ya Son."
Rick: "Love ya too Mum."
Mum: "Richard?! Is that your tummy growling?"
Rick: "Nope - I'm all set Mum. Don't worry."
Dad: "Um.....I'm a little hungry. What about me?"
Mum: "This will be a good one. Now smile big - I'm going to send a copy of this to your Aunt Florence,
and one to Uncle Frank, and we don't want to forget cousin Bob....."
Rick: (sigh)
Dad: "Just smile Richard. Make your mother happy. We'll be done soon."
Rick's mom: "Isn't my little boy cute?"
Rick: "Mum, please! You are embarrassing me in front of the rest of my band mates!"
Rick's dad: "Are we done yet?"
Mum: "Oh I'm SO glad you invited us on tour Richard! I've missed my little Ricky-Wicky SOOO much!"
Rick: "Mum PLEASE!!! I'm not five anymore!"
Mum: "You'll always be my baby, dear!"
Dad: "Good grief."
Rick: (Sniff sniff) "Does anybody else smell something burning?"
Phil: "Oh NO! It's Sav's hair.....move away from those white lights Sav!"
Rick: "Are we missing someone"?
Phil: "Who?, What? No I don't think so."
Viv: "I wonder if they can tell that I really don't know what I am doing."
Sav: "How come I have to do this and Joe doesn't? No Fair!"
"Kom-ba-ya My Lord...Kom-ba-ya......."
Sav: "ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Phil: "ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz."
Viv: "I think I'm about to nod off myself."
Rick: "Didn't anybody get any sleep last night?"
Rick: "Now where the hell is Joe?!!!"
Sav: "Everyone together now! (Starts to strum his guitar and sing a Christmas song) O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, how beautiful your branches are!"
Viv: "How many times do we have to tell Sav that it is nowhere near Christmas yet? Besides, I prefer "Jingle Bells" over that song that he is singing."
Phil: "Don't you guys know how to play any Def Leppard songs? That is who we are, Def Leppard, and not the California Raisins. Even though, those little guys have some good Christmas songs though."
Rick: "What is taking Joe so long to go to the loo? These guys are acting like a bunch of loonies and it is scaring me!"
