This Could Happen!
There has been a lot of Talk over the Economy Lately. And Frankly No one Can quite figure out what has happened. "Why has the Stock Market taken a sudden plunge?". Well Many People have their own theories about this situation, Some Blame Bush, Some simply blame Bush's upcoming Tax Cut, but It appears that I am once again, In Sole Posession of the truth.
As Many of you know, Creed's most Recent album "Human Clay" has had great success and made millions upon millions of dollars in record sales. The Reason for this love of Creed is simply Beyond me. Anyway, My Thoery is that recently Creed has somehow Found some Clause in their Contract which allows to Redirect 100% of the profits made by "Human Clay"Directly to their wallets. This "100% Clause" also encompasses the Tax Dollars made in Record Sales. In Other Words, Creed is Keeping every Cent, including Tax, that is made on their new Album.
Now, Stay with me here. We all know that all of the Members of Creed, especially Frontman Scott Crapp, have a fetish with Leather Pants. Now, If they were to take all of their earnings from "Human Clay" and put it all into the Leather pants Market, A Market From which only Creed will Benefit because no one in their Right Mind would Ever wear Leather Pants, if they spen all their money on Leather pants stocks, then, they have a constant flow of money circulating through the market.
People who own Stocks notice the sudden Large sum of money deposited into the Leather Pants Market, and figure that Leather Pants will Be the newest Trend. Little Do these People Know, that only Creed Will Buy Leather pants. And When people move all of their stock money from Successful Companies like Microsoft, and AOL, into a Horribly Failing Leather Pants market, The Stock Market begins to fail. Because of this downward trend in the Stock Market, (Due to leather Pants) People withdraw their Shares and, in Turn-- Crash The Entire Stock Market.
All of this could have been avoided had it not been for the Extremely High album sales of "Human Clay".
