Once again vital creed information has found its way into my delicate hands. Security tapes from cameras at the venue where the Blockbuster awards were to take place have been anonymously delivered to my door. These tapes depict Creed Frontman Scott Crapp trying to bribe one or more of the Awards Show judges into voting Creed the winners of the following categories which they were somehow nominated for.
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Favorite Group of the Year
Favorite Rock Group
Favorite CD
Favorite Single (Higher)
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Here are still frames from the security tape and the Quotes which go along with them.
"Hey [Gentlemen] Hows it goin'? You may be wondering why I'm here. We'll I happen to have a proposition for you. You know, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours..."
"...Now, I know you don't make nearly as much money as do the members of my band or myself. And there is a chance that I might be able to change that. With me I have a rather large amount of money, in small unmarked bills..." *the judge(s) declined.*
"...Listen, just take the money, I don't care how much you value your job. There's so much cash here, if you got caught, there'd be no reason for you to have a job anyway. So just loosen up and take it. Then I'll reveal my end of the deal..." *still, no deal.*
"...Please, give a guy a break. If we don't win, I'll lose the admiration of all my millions of fans all over the world. (crying) Please...Please..."
"...Listen, I understand if you wold be embarrassed to do this in front of a man of such fame and stature. So I'm gonna put this money down on this table and look away. And I'll understand if it happens to be gone when I turn back. Alright, here goes..." *The Judges still did not accept Mr. Crapp's proposition*
"...Take it! Take the God Damn Money!..." *Finally the judges accept Scott's offer and take the bride*
"...You won't regret this. I promise. Now, you'll live like kings, well, you won't be nearly as well off as I am. But still, You have made the right choice..."
"...HA ha ha ha...."
At this moment, the tape cuts out. You can clearly see how Creed was nominated for so many awards... More dirty tricks from Scott Stapp. Luckily, Creed did not recieve any of the awards for which they were nominated.
(4/23/01)
