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What Is A Cat?
Gentle eyes that see so much,
paws that have the quiet touch.
Purrs to signal "all is well"
and show more love
than words can tell.
Graceful movements touched with pride,
a calming presence by our side.
A friendship that will last and grow,
small wonder why we love them so.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS LEARNED YOUR INTERNET PASSWORD
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like
alt.
recreational.
catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home page:
. 6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it ...
  and a strange aroma of tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer Corp.
  about their release of "CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around your house like CatinTax and WarCat II.
2. On IRC you're known as the IronMouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces near the scratching post.
happiness is owning a cat


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