What Is A Cat?
Gentle eyes
that see so much,
paws that have
the quiet touch.
Purrs to signal
"all is well"
and show more love
than words can tell.
Graceful movements
touched with pride,
a calming presence
by our side.
A friendship
that will last and grow,
small wonder
why we love them so.
TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR CAT HAS LEARNED YOUR
INTERNET PASSWORD
10. E-Mail flames from some guy named
Fluffy."
9. Traces of kitty litter in your
keyboard.
8. You find you've been subscribed to
strange newsgroups like
alt.
recreational.
catnip.
7. Your web browser has a new home
page:
.
6. Your mouse has teeth marks in it
...
and a strange aroma of
tuna.
5. Hate-mail messages to Apple Computer
Corp.
about their release of
"CyberDog."
4. Your new ergonomic keyboard has a
strange territorial scent to it.
3. You keep finding new software around
your house like CatinTax and WarCat
II.
2. On IRC you're known as the
IronMouser.
1. Little kitty carpal-tunnel braces
near the scratching post.
happiness is owning a cat
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