Sega and Haley

• The Attack Of The Turtle-Ass Man by Sega and Haley
  When the Turtle-Ass Man of Honolulu decides to take over a small Illinois town, John comes to the rescue and insanity ensues involving platonic marriages, Yoko and Abe Lincoln, and the guys who shot up Columbine. Don't ask.
  Genre: Comedy
  Starring: John
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