17th
November 1965 6.15am Chelsea
Mrs Aida Bagshot didnÕt
like to think of herself as a person who complained unduly. But when there was
a genuine grievance, well, something had to be said, didnÕt it? Otherwise
people would think they could get away with living in any inconsiderate way
they liked.
Mrs Bagshot thought she
was a tolerant and understanding neighbour. She had tolerated the neighbours in
the downstairs flat who played the radio too loudly. She had tolerated the
neighbourhood children who rang the doorbell when she was in the bath. She even
tolerated Mr Davies frequent and raucous parties, lasting until all hours.
Well, he always brought Mrs Bagshot flowers to apologise afterwards.
But this last occurrence
was simply intolerable.
ÒPlease Aida, donÕt cause
any trouble,Ó Ernest, her husband, had said when sheÕd wanted to call the
police. HeÕd rolled over and gone back to sleep. Always was a heavy sleeper, Mr
Bagshot. Not like Mrs Bagshot. The smallest noise kept her awake, and the
shouts and bangs coming from the flat opposite at one oÕclock that morning,
were no exception.
Mrs Bagshot didnÕt like
to think herself a gossip. Gossips were malicious, nasty creatures, but people
needed to know what sort of woman they had for a neighbour. And it was her
duty, being her closest neighbour and so the most well informed, to tell them.
Mrs Bagshot didnÕt think
she approved of a young, unmarried woman living alone. It was unseemly. ÒSuch a
nice neighbourhood, we used to have, until some people moved in,Ó Mrs Bagshot had been heard to remark more
then once. An unmarried woman with loose morals too. Gentlemen callers came at
all hours. At first, many and frequently, and then for a while, the same one. One
that Mrs Bagshot read about in The Daily Star quite a lot and she couldnÕt say
she approved of his ÔactivitiesÕ either.
And then, all had been
quite for a while. The girl wasnÕt around as much and Mrs Bagshot hoped the
flat would soon be sold and occupied by a much more palatable tenant.
But last night the girl
had returned. In the middle of the night and had soon been joined by someone.
That one from the papers again, Mrs Bagshot would wager, if she were the
gambling sort, of course.
They had been arguing,
shouting, furniture crashing, doors slamming, for well over an hour. Mr Bagshot
had forbade his wife from interfering, although, ironically perhaps this was
the one time she should have.
Mrs Bagshot woke at 6am,
with one thought on her still tired mind. She got out of bed and found her
dressing gown. ÒIÕm going to speak to the woman across the hall, Ernest,Ó she
told her husband. ÒSheÕs lucky someone didnÕt call the police!Ó
ÒNot now, Aida,Ó her
husband had mumbled.
ÒLater, I shall!Ó Mrs
Bagshot had declared. ÒAlthough I donÕt see why I should do her the courtesy of
calling in sociable hours. She obviously doesnÕt see any need to keep them for
us!Ó
Mr Bagshot mumbled a
reply and went back to sleep. Mrs Bagshot went to the kitchen to fill the
kettle. As she waited for it to boil she went to the front door, looking for
early bird neighbours Ð just off to work Ð that she might recount the
injustices of the previous night to. Mr Davies was often up and off to the
office at this time.
But Mr Davies was nowhere
to be seen. Mrs Bagshot turned to go back inside, but then the door to the
opposite flat caught her eye. It was slightly ajar. Although Mrs Bagshot liked
to think they had a safe, friendly neighbourhood, it was certainly unusual for
anyone to leave their door open.
However, this
irregularity didnÕt occur to Mrs Bagshot. Instead, all she saw was Ð the open
door Ð an open invitation.
Mrs Bagshot hammered on
the door and didnÕt wait to be called in. ÒMiss Burgess! Miss Burgess, I want
to know just what you thought you were doing at one oÕclock this ÐÒ
There were few things
that stopped Mrs Bagshot in her tracks, but this was certainly one of them.
Grace Alice Burgess was
lying, with her arms by her sides, her legs straight, like a fragile china
doll. A broken china doll. Her glassy eyes stared, expressionlessly, at Mrs
Bagshot. Her skin, as white as porcelain, looked transparent. Spilling from the
back of her head, caking her hair and soaking into the white carpet was the
girlÕs deep crimson blood. Her mouth, her blue lips, formed a perfect O shape.
A beautiful china doll, one that might cry, ÒMamaÓ if you lifted it.
The needle on the record
player skipped, making an irregular Ôcha cha chaÕ noise as it stuck in the run
out groove. The bright winter sunshine shone through the chinks in the
curtains, a lovely morning.
Mrs Bagshot had time to
take all of this in, before she managed to find her voice again to scream and
scream.