RITE OF PASSAGE by: Rory Baker

This is Rory's Version of what is going on,

It is not at all right it is actually very wrong,

but oh well I got to go I don't care....I'm gone! -Jenn

ok now here's a little story by me. it's the PREQUEL to the PREQUEL as we liek
to say. (to when time started, forever starts now, and Time Will Tell) let's call it "RITE OF PASSAGE"

ok sometime back in august 1978 LANCES PARENTS decided that since it was a hot
muggy night in the back of their corvette they would start porking it like two
horney monkies. then in may of 1979 all of nsync was born at once and they got
together to be best frinds for life. this is not their story. this is teh story
of how everyone met

ok so one day rory is all like "hey im gonna go and start doing drugs" and then
he got arrested so he was put in jail for awhile. while he did this jennifar was
all like "hey i think i like lance from nsync." everyone else in the story is
crap eksept for kady because she is HOTTTIE MOMMA GONNA DO HER IN HER PATNS! so
anyways rory gets back from vista and he's pissed but good news he's not on
drugs but bad news he likes terrorism and kan make bombs and stuff. so he meets
up with jennifer on his first day back.

jennifer: so they say ur the one who does drugs, what was that like?
rory: i dunno it sucked, yeh it sucked a lot
jennifer: ok well it's great to have you back let's be friends
rory: thats a good idea

the next day

kady: hi my name is kady
rory: hi kady
kady: hee hee i'm so pretty
rory: yeah i guess [pauses] so what say we go ebhind that couch and get it on
kady: no but you're pretty funny so let's nbe firends
rory: ok thats a good idea do you know a girl named jeninfer she has good ideas
like that too
kady: yeah were real tight yo
rory: ok so be it then the FELLOWSHIP OF NSYNC shall be formed
kady: nerd alert! ha ha
rory: ha ha ha

for the next few weeks kady jennifer and rory got closer and became better
friends. everyone made fun of rory because they thought he was a homosexual
crackwhore. everyone made fun of jennifer because she liked lance so much.
nobody really made fun of kady but if they had the chance i'ms sure they would
have.

LATER ON A FEW YEARS DOWN THE ROAD
jennifer: yay it's time to go to college
rory: yeah you know what really sucked? remember when lance died in space
kady: oh here it goes...
jennifer: oh why did he have to die! [crying and screaming] it wasn't his time
rory: well i agree but here's the dilly yo i built a time machine
jennifer: and?
rory: and before i go to college i'm going back in time to fix his spaceship
rory blinks out of existence then blinks back in
rory: hey jennifer remember when lance went in to space?
jennifer: yeah it was cool he brought back moonrocks and stuff
kady: wow that was f-ing amazing how did you do that?
rory: i'm not telling but it has to do with MY SECRET YOU WILL NEVER KNOW
kady: waht a freak

LATER ON SOME MORE YEARS DOWN THE ROAD
rory: hey kady i built a bomb
kady: yeah guess who i met
justin: hi i'm justin
rory: hi im rory, say you know whats really cool? bombs
justin: ok...
kady: i'm going to go get some more alcohol why don't you two talk
rory: so how long have you known kady?
justin: since last week
rory: so let me tell you how i built this bomb
justin: you know due to my personal beliefs i don't think it's all that cool
that someone like you has a bomb
rory: you have no idea how often i hear that
kady: ok back
justin: jeez got enough alcohol?
rory: you could run a car off that much
kady: yeah it's cool
[rory leaves]
justin: so yeah let's go
kady: ok

ACROSS THE STREET at A SIMILAR BAR
jennifer: dude! rory! guess who I met
rory: who
jennifer: it's lance!
rory: dude i saved your ass back in 2002
lance: what?
rory: never mind so lance do you like bombs?
lance: yeah they're cool i guess
rory: dude we are so good frends now!
jennifer: what about me
rory: i thought you didnt like it when i made bombs
jennifer: true
[rory leaves]

LATER ON
ok for the rest of the story read whatever the hell jennifer wrote because i'm
sure it makes a lot more sense than this although you have to admit i did try to
follow the story's format and plot. never mind if a whole bunch of weird
characters got put in or left out. i hate you all and i hope you burn in hell
for reading this. if you like nsync you are either a girl or maybe homosexual
guy. believe me the only way to get chicks is to be all like "yo beeeznatch its
me rory" or something like that.

go back to fan fiction here to read an actual like good story go read when time started here