The sun hot sun gazed on her body…vacation at last…. it has seemed like centuries since she last saw the light of day and freedom.

“Vacation” she sighed

“Here we are today in Cancun Mexico and look over here who is this? Why lookie here is it Jennifer Travis oh wait I mean Jennifer Bass…are you enjoying your vacation?

“Chris did I ever tell you; that you need mental help?” Jenn said

“I have told him many times….if fact I have told him that we should seek therapy together! Caitlyn stated

And the funny thing is he has a degree in psychology”, Lance laughed

“Caitlyn get the camera outa my face” Jenn yelled

“This is Jenn pissed off notice the indentions in her forehead” Caitlyn reported

And this is Lance oh so serious but hey can he ever loosin up since it is his (pauses) vacation *dun dun dun*  or will he always just be Mr. Serious forever” Caitlyn looks into the camera and raises her eyebrow and shut the camera off”

“haha there is a god hahaha” Jenn exclaimed

“More of Caitlyn’s show will be continued at a later broadcast” Chris announced

:”I hope it will become cancelled: Lance snickered

“Have some fun….and don’t worry Lance my show is not going to flunk in the box office like your first movie did.”

Lance: Thanks that makes me feel so much better

Chris: come on every one lighten up ok we are gonna have fun wether it kills us our not

Jenn: I cant believe that we have all known each other for 4 years now wow

Caitlyn: yeah I remember when you were 15 and now you are 19 wow time flys

Lance: “And she is a fine 19 year old too”

He pulls Jenn too him Jenn fiddles with her wedding ring

Jenn: “One year ago tomorrow will be our one year wedding anniversary ahh that is scary”

Chris: “Yah it is……..

Caitlyn: *coughs* well at least you have some sort of ring….looks at chris

Chris: So who wants to jump in the water?

Lance: I’ll go

Chris and lance run into the water

Jenn: Don’t worry Cait he will come around I promise

Caitlyn: Yeah I know ……I just wish I knew when

Jenn hugs Caitlyn

Caitlyn looks down the beach and screams

Jenn: What did I hurt you or something?

Caitlyn: did you invite Jessica  your assitaint here or something?

Jenn: No why …she is prolly sitting on her ass somewhere in front of the Tv

Caitlyn: no she aint……she is walking her………breaks out in laughs……her…..her goat?

Jenn: GOAT? What

Jenn turns around to see Jessica waving at them she is walking a goat on a leash on the goats collar it says Corey.

Jenn: Oh my…… This is one time Caitlyn that I wish you were joking

Jessica: Hey Jennifer….Oh yeha Hi Caitlyn

Caitlyn: Oh yeha Hi to you too

Jenn: What are you doing here?  Remember all those magazines you were supposed to book me for …..aren’t you supposed to be doing that?

Jess: Well I decided to take a break I’m allowed aren’t I?

“You  are always on a break Jenn mumbled under her breath

Lance and Chris came running up to them soaked

Lance hugged Jenn and pulled her to the ground

Jenn: You are all wet

Lance: and now sandy too

Jessica glared at them and snickered

“AAAAAAAAAHHH what is this thing> Caitlyn screamed

Jess: “COREY!!!! No BAD GOAT don’t eat Caitlyn’s bathing suit BD BOY wait until daddy finds out about this!!!!

Caitlyn : “DADDY?”

Jess: “Yeah MY husband Rory…

Jenn pushes herself off Lance

Jenn: Wait did you just say Rory?……he is here too

Jess: Of course silly I mean why would I take a vacation without the love of my life sighs

Caitlyn and Jenn: “Right”……

“HEY GUYS!!!!” the earth shuttered when he screamed

Lance and Chris grabbed Caitlyn and Jenn

Rory: JENN!!!

Rory reached out to hug Jenn but Lance stepped in front of her

Rory: What Lance do you want a Hug?

Lance:* clears throat* “No It just was an instinct to grab Jenn when I see you I’m sorry

Chris: I mean you practically blew up their wedding day

Rory: Yeah…..I know…dang fireworks  did not go off at the time I set them…oh well there is always the one year anniversary

Jenn and Lane screamed

NO!!!!!!!

Rory: What I was Joking I’m over Jenn…..and somewhat over Caitlyn *looks at Caitlyn * “Hey you ….you foxy lady….

Chris: don’t even think about it

Rory: anyway as I was saying I’m on to more beautiful and taller ladies

Jess: And who might that be* Jessica expects it to be her *

Rory : Kady –Jess honey remember I said beautiful—anyway Kady is one hell of a woman

“Hey guys” Kady walked up to them holding Justin’s hand

Rory: “Well hello there how you doing?

Jenn Cait Chris and lance all made signals for Justin to grab a hold of kady he just stared at them like they were retarded

Kady: Just ..fine….anyway… *she walks past Rory completely ignoring him * “where are me and Justin going to sleep?”

Chris: Oh we did not tell you

Justin: Tell us what?

Chris: Rory and Jessica have offered you a place to stay …it is right next to Corey’s room

Kady: Who is Corey?

Justin: The thing eating at your shirt….

Kady: AHHHHHH GET IT OFF ME

Jessica: Corey Bad goat it is time out for you now buddy…no more second chances….

Caitlyn: Kady and Justin you are staying next to Jenn and Lance’s room…married couples on one side and want to be married couples on the other

Chris: So…. then….. were are we staying?

*Caitlyn grunts*

Rory: Well ladies…gentleman….I better be going I have got some big pimpin to do I have go to redevelop my “Hoe Train” (notice the quotation marks) PEACE OUT

Jessica and Corey leave while Rory just stands there still……. Looking at a Marilyn Manson look alike that had passed right in front of him “Wow she is hott!”

*Everyone sighs *

They walk to the beach house vacation has now begun…….or so they think…..

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