*8 months and 6 weeks later*
WIDE LOAD WATCH OUT EVERYONE PREGNET WOMAN CROSSING Chris screams out of the car
Jenn: Chris thank you for your help but you don’t need to embarrass me in the process……WHERE IS LANCE!!!!!!!
Caitlyn: Calm down Jenn ……him and Joey are on his way
Jenn: DRIVE FASTER
Justin: I cant man I cant wreck my new car
Kady: JUSTIN DRIVE ……Jenn is about to have a baby here
Jenn: GET IT OUT OF ME
Chris: Hold it in until we get to the hospital please
Justin: yeah not in my new car
Kady: JUSTIN
Caitlyn: OH I’m never gonna have kids
Chris: I think I am gonna throw-up…….
Justin: NOT IN MY NEW CAR!!!!
* They pull up to the emergency entrance to the hospital *
Jenn: LANCE!!!!!!
Chris ran up to the front desk and jumped over nurses like they were hurdles to get Jenn a wheelchair.
Kady: Caitlyn comfort Jenn tell her everything is gonna be ok
Caitlyn: WHY? I don’t know if everything is gonna be ok
Kady: Jeez Caitlyn
Justin: Jenn everything is going to be fine
J.C. comes running up to the car
J.C.: I heard about Jenn I came as fast as I could …..umm where is Lance?
Justin: Well we were all at Kady and I’s house and Jenn wanted some ice cream so Lance and Joey went to get her some and then well BANG she screamed and we drove and we are here
Chris came running back with a wheelchair and accidentally ran over a nurse
Kady: HAHA Caitlyn what will he do when you two have kids
Caitlyn: It is that simple we aren’t gonna have em not after this…….
Chris: Ok here it is ……they are setting up a room now……
J.C. and Justin pick up Jenn and put her in the wheel chair
Jenn: PAIN KILLERS NOW!!!!!!
Caitlyn: Does it hurt are you in pain
Jenn: DON’T JOKE WITH ME!!!!
Caitlyn: I wasn’t
Chris runs with wheelchair and Jenn holds on for dear life as everyone else runs behind her
People are staring at them and fans are screaming trying to grab a hold of one of them any of them……..
Chris turns slightly a little too much of a turn actually he was trying to doge a fan who had mounted herself off a chair and was in the air towards Jenn but Chris hit the wall causing Jenn to black out
*30 mins later *
Jenn opened her eyes to see Lance staring at her
Jenn: Lance
Lance: Hey sweetie, how are you
Jenn: my head hurts and my…..is the baby ok?
Lance: I think so the doctor said in a few hours you should be ready to push
Jenn: A FEW HOURS IS HE NUTS?
Lance: Well I can tell you are fine…….you are still in the early stages of labor
Jenn: ahhhhhhhhh let me just tell you this *grabs Lance by the collar and brings him to her face* This is your last child with me……….never again
Lance: *Laughs * the doctor said you might act like this
Jenn: Act? I’m not acting I’m serious………..condom sense buddy that is all I got to say
*Doctor comes in*
Lance: Umm doctor is there anyway Jenn can be put to sleep or something cause I think she is going nuts
Doctor: It is actually normal ………….don’t worry just a couple of more hours
Lance: yeah a couple of more hours
*Couple of more hours later *
Jenn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chris jumped I think the baby is here *jumps around *
*hear a baby cry*
Chris jumps up and down in front of the door “WHAT IS IT”
Caitlyn: Chris quit looking…your rude……get out of my way *Caitlyn looks in the window*
Kady: SSSSSSSSSOOOOO?
Caitlyn: I cant tell ok the baby is here though but it he is wrapped up in a blanket
Justin: so it is a he?
Caitlyn: I don’t know ….awww she is crying now
J.C.: WHAT IS IT AAAAAAHHHH
Caitlyn: I was talking about Jenn she is crying……aww and Lance too awww
Joey: Move aside I have got to see Lance cry……
Kady: Get the video camera
Justin: Duh Lance has it
Chris: I have one already *Chris took the camera and put it up against the glass
Oh crap Lance is coming ….everyone sit down
Lance opens the door and they all surround him
SO ? they all say
Lance: It’s…….
Everyone: Yeah
Lance: It’s a BOY
Chris: YEAH A CHRIS JUNIOR!!!!HAHAHAHAA
Lance: No way
Kady: what is his name
Lance: Ryan James Bass
Caitlyn: awwww…..
J.C.: when can we see him?
Lance: in a few minutes…..let me call my parents first
*30 minutes later *
Lance: ok ssshhhhhhhh and I’m talking to you Chris
Chris: OKAY
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
They all enter the room and see Jenn holding Ryan
Chris looks out the window
Chris: Whoa look at all those reporters *starts waving* They are all here for this little buddy aww look at his blonde hair *reaches to touch Ryan’s hair* *Jenn’s slaps his hand*
Chris: AHAHHAHA
Jenn: don’t touch him I mean you already slammed me into the wall
Lance: yeah Chris you can’t hold him until he is at least old enough to get hurt…I mean ever since you dropped joeys baby I will never let you touch mine
Joey: yeah poor Brianna
Chris: Hey well pick on the inexperienced person here
Caitlyn: Can I hold him?
Jenn looks at Lance who has tensed up and she mouthed the words it’s ok
Jenn: here be careful
Caitlyn: WHOOPS she pretended to drop the baby and Jenn almost jumped out of the bed
EVERYONE: CAITLYN!!!!!
Caitlyn: Sorry…….I thought I would lighten up the mood
Jenn: Well if you want to tell jokes go outside to the reporters they would love to hear some
Caitlyn: no sorry my jokes stay inside the family *grins*
Jenn: ok Caitlyn I want my son back now
Caitlyn: ok fine *hands baby to Jenn*
Lance: Look, Jenn he has your eyes *kisses Jenn*
Chris: Lance, look, he has your Adam’s apple
Lance: very funny….
Jenn: Hey well I happen to like your adams apple
Caitlyn: Duh….Jenn everyone knows
*Joey video tapes Jenn and Ryan *
Joey: Here is your mommy and your daddy when you are older I’m sure someone *coughs* Caitlyn *coughs* will tell you how they got together
Caitlyn grabs camera from Joey
Caitlyn: this is what Jenn looks like behind the movie screen…..and this one over here with big black bags under his eyes and messed up hair is Lance you dad.
Jenn: Caitlyn….scare the baby
Caitlyn: well he has got to learn the truth
* Loud sounding footsteps heard *
*Caitlyn goes to go check it out…she is still filming *
hmmmmmmmmmm AAHHHHHHHHHHH Ryan this is someone you should never ever talk to
Lance: Who is it?
Rory: Hey guys!!!!
Jenn: am I still drugged b/c I think I see Rory
Kady: yeah your drugged
Jenn: oh thank you god
Rory: congrats – I must say you keep this baby thing a secret from me for a while ….but I FOUND OUT……..oh and Kady congrats to you and Justin I read in the tabloids you two are gonna have a baby……I told them it was mine but for some reason they did not believe me………
Kady: so it was you…..hmmmm…yeah the baby is due in 6 months…..hey where is Jessica?
Rory: who?……OH she left me she said she did not like my lifestyle so she packed up her bags and left with Corey but ……who is Corey……is he another man that I did not know about?
Jenn: ok I seriously am drugged….
Rory: there he is my little child
Lance: your little child?
Rory: well of course who else is gonna teach him to play basketball and hack into peoples computers….you certainly aren’t
Jenn: Rory there is no way you are laying a finger on my child…and anyone else’s for that matter
Rory: well Caitlyn is the only one not married or pregnant * grins at Kady* so me and her will just repopulate the earth *makes a thrusting movement towards Caitlyn*
Caitlyn shuts off the camera : ok this tape is ruined
Chris: there is no way you are getting her
Rory: well you surely aren’t going to “pop” the question anytime soon are ya?
Justin: man, he does have a point
Chris: hey man time will tell ok
Caitlyn: well by the time “time will tell” time will have already passed me by
Rory: well I feel unwelcome so I am gonna go
J.C.: you just figured that one out?
Rory: so if you get in the mail some computer stuff that is for my boy make sure to give it to him * winks*
Lance: yeah…..don’t worry
Rory: bye all my foxy ladies
Jenn, Kady, J.C., and Caitlyn all say “Bye”
Jenn: * sighs *
Joey: well I guess we will let you sleep Jenn I know how it is * pats Lance on the back *
Jenn: ok bye guyz thank you so much for everything
Caitlyn films Jenn, Lance, and Ryan and sighs- “Time will tell”-yeah Chris so when will it
