CHAP 8

Momme what was that noise? Ryan whispers as he opens the door and runs over to Jenn’s side of the bed. He tugs at her hair “Momee”

Jenn: what…..oh hey Ryan go back to bed the sun is not up yet and Barney does not come on until 3 more hours….

“ I heard a noise” Ryan proclaims as he climbs on the bed

“ Lance” Jenn says and she rolls over and hits him

Ryan: Daydee rwoll ober I cant fit.

Lance: What? Oh what are you doing up

I heard a noise daydee Ryan says as he pats Lance’s face “Daydee can I sweep here with you and momee?” *Hugs Lance *

Lance snores

Daydee….you silly….Ryan giggles

Jenn: Lance *kisses him*

“Oh alright” Lance laughs

Ryan jumps up and yells “YEAH”

Jenn: Lance go get his pillow

Lance: Why me

Jenn rolls over and glares at him

Lance: ok….I will be back Rye with your Dr. Seuss Pillow

“Wait” Ryan says as he jumps out of the bed

Lance: What Rye?

Ryan: Daydee you should put a shirt on and take Sammy (his teddy bear) he will help you catch the bad guys in my room

Lance laughs as he opens the door and walks out of the room

“I hope daydee will be ok" Ryan cries as he snuggles up to Jenn

“And why do you say that?” Jenn laughs as she plays with his blonde hair.

“Because…” Ryan says as he touches Jenn’s stomach “Someone is in my room”

                                           *IN RYANS’S ROOM*

“Where is his pillow?” Lance says while searching Ryan’s bed…….Ryan’s pillow hits him in the face “ OOWW”

Please don’t give me green eggs and ham I don’t like them same I am Caitlyn says as she plays with Ryan’s Dr. Seuss memorabilia

Kady: Opps sorry I did not mean to hit you….

Lance: What are you two doing here?

Caitlyn: I think Ryan was right you should have put a shirt on * laughs * Just kiddin

Kady: We are here to kidnap Jenn

Caitlyn: yeah and it is gonna be fun…

Lance: uh…why?

Caitlyn: well she does not know we are gonna take her away she has not been out for a long time

Kady: yeah same with me Justin kicked me out of the house and told me he was bringing Josh to his moms house so I got Caitlyn from Chris’s grasp and we have come to get Jenn

Lance: ok….take her ,,, just have her back by dinner time…. * laughs *

Caitlyn: I didn’t find that funny

Lance rolls his eyes…”Just make sure too scare her for me ok?

Caitlyn” Yeah that is my job, but first you have to go back and act normal

Lance: act normal?

Kady: that might be hard for him

Ryan: DAYDEE

Jenn: Lance are you ok?

Ryan starts to cry “ I told you they got daydee I told you…….

Lance walks out to find Jenn and Ryan in the hallway

Jenn: Oh Ryan look here he is

“DAYDEE” Ryan says as he runs to hug Lance

Lance: ok lets go back to bed I’m tired…..

Jenn: Good plan I might have an interview tomorrow…that is if Jessica booked it…that good for nothing…

Ryan: No momee I don’t want you to go

Jenn climbs into bed “ But don’t you want to play with uncle Joey?

Ryan: No he smells

Lance laughs “ I am going to tell him you said that”

Jenn: Ok goodnight Ryan

“Night momee” Ryan says while kissing her.

Caitlyn: HERE WE GO

Kady: GRAB HER!!!

Caitlyn: HANDCUFFS PLEASE

“What the……Jenn yells as Caitlyn and Kady tie Jenn up and drag her off the bed

Ryan: MOMME ….NO MOME

Lance laughs : Ryan it is ok don’t worry”

“OWWW HE BIT ME” Caitlyn says as she takes off her Bill Clinton Mask.

Kady: That is what you get for being Bill Clinton

Caitlyn: But you are Monica Lewinsky

Kady: Exactly

Ryan: Auntie Caitwin?

Cait: you got that one right kid

Kady: ok move her out lets go

Jenn: what are you guys doing?

Caitlyn: Kidnapping you….

Ryan: WHY …..I WANT MY MOMEE

Lance: come here buddy mommy will be back later

Caitlyn and Kady drag Jenn down the stairs

Ryan runs after them in his Barney pajamas yelling, “WAIT I want to say good bye to MY MOMEE”

Jenn: Let him

Caitlyn: ok but I am not un-cuffing you

Ryan Kisses Jenn “ You will be ok…I will take care of Daydee….I love you Momee

Jenn: Bye Ryan I love you too

Kady: ok lets go ….MOVE OUT…..

Caitlyn: Yeah all this mushy stuff is getting to me….

They go out to Kady’s truck and throw Jenn in the back

Kady: watch out for Josh’s car seat

Caitlyn: too late

Jenn: OWW THAT HURT…..BABY HERE

Caitlyn: I swear you and Lance are gonna repopulate the earth

Jenn: Well somebody has got to do it

Kady: yeah and you and Lance are the perfect people to do it

Jenn: it is better then you and Rory

Caitlyn: haha that was good *gives Jenn a high- five*

Jenn: I try…I try

As they pull up to J.C.’s house Brittany comes out the front door and jumps in the backseat with Jenn

Brittany: LADIES NIGHT OUT!!!! PARTY!!!!!

Jenn: She must be happy to get away from J.C.

Caitlyn: we all are

Brittany: you guys are mean

Kady: tell me about it

Caitlyn: it’s just late….

Jenn: and I am pregnant

Kady: blame it on the pregnancy that is all you ever do

Brittany: that is because she is always pregnant

Jenn: it is not my fault I told lance condom sense but like he listens to me

Caitlyn: ok…………..different subject…….

Jenn: PENIS

Kady: AHHHHH STOP IT

Jenn: hehe Brittany say penis

Brittany: Penis?

Kady: AHHHH STOP IT

Caitlyn: she has penis phobia you cant say the word around her

Brittany: you mean Justin scares her that much

Kady: he does not…I just don’t like the word ok…

Jenn: PENIS

Kady: STOP

Caitlyn: coughpeniscough

All laugh

Brittany: we are still the little kids we were in middle school and high school

Caitlyn: will we ever change

Jenn: I don’t think so

Kady: and I like It that way

Brittany: yeah most people never stay friends for this long

Jenn: and we made it

Caitlyn: and we will always be friends…..I mean we are all married to or dating one of the guys ……we will have to deal with each other for the rest of our lives….

Jenn: I can deal

Kady: Me two

Brittany: Me three

Jenn: so where are we going?

Kady: to a nice cabin that Justin secretly had and never bothered to tell me

Caitlyn: I wonder what else he has not told you

Jenn: haha *gives Caitlyn another high five *

Caitlyn: we need some music

*turns on Radio *

*Girlfriend blast out of the speakers *

Caitlyn sings to Girlfriend: “Will Chris ever marry me….come I treat him good….why cant you just propose so we can say I do…..”

Jenn: don’t worry he will propose to you once you have six kids

*Everyone Laughs*

Jenn: Wow I have not heard this song since my teenybopper days

Brittany: yeah when you where obsessed with Lance

Jenn laughs “ Yeah and now I am married to him and know all his flaws

Brittany: Like…..

Jenn: Peeing in the shower

Kady: so that is who Justin got that habit from….

Caitlyn: what else does he do?

Jenn: Ok this is not Lance hour

Brittany: oh come on

Jenn: well every morning I wake up and he is staring at me and I mean sometimes I like it but other times I am like whoa what was he thinking…..ya know

Caitlyn: well at least he doesn’t hit you in the middle of the night and make weird noises

Kady: Where exactly are you when he is making these noises?

All: Laugh

Caitlyn: You guys…..

Kady: Justin sings in his sleep…

Brittany: and I bet he hits the high notes

Jenn: and that my friends is how Josh was made….

All laugh once again

Kady: So Britt it is your turn…

Brittany: Well it has nothing to do with sleeping or peeing…..prolly J.C.’s fear of sharp pencils

Jenn: yeah Caitlyn has come close in contact with that

Caitlyn: hey well I had to sign an autograph and all they had was a pencil and I guess I was too close to J.C………

Kady: Ok we have arrived…

Caitlyn: Wow nice Cabin…do we have any alcohol here?

Kady: I dunno it is my first time here

Jenn: Wow it is awfully dark….

Caitlyn: Oh well… Lets go come on Kady UNLOCK IT ….LETS GO I NEED TO PEE

*Kady unlocks the Door*

“Thanks”, Caitlyn says as she runs in the house and runs in to a chair “OWW”

OWWW a figure says as he turns around in the chair to reveal himself.

Caitlyn: CHRIS?

Jenn Kady and Brittany giggle

Chris gets on one knee and clears his throat……”Caitlyn Andrea Lakecrest …..will you marry me?”

*Long Pause* *EVEN LONGER PAUSE *

Chris: Caitlyn my knees are hurting here….

Caitlyn hugs Chris “Yes I will…. IT WAS ABOUT TIME!!!!”

Caitlyn walks over to Jenn Kady and Brittany: “You guys knew about this all along?”

Jenn Kady and Brittany shake their heads

Kady: We tricked you into thinking we were gonna kidnap Jenn

Brittany: when we were really kidnapping you

Jenn: Do you really think I did not know about this?

Lance pops out of a door with Ryan on his back “ I think my acting was good”…Ryan jumps off his back and runs to Jenn screaming “ MOMEE”

Justin: Lance keep working on it….it was not Oscar winning…

Joey: but mine was *smirks *

Josh and Brianna run out from behind Joey and Justin Screaming “AUNTIE CAITWIN AND UNCIE CHRIS”

J.C.: Now we are all married…well going to get married

Chris: Yeah but When Time Started…Only Time Will Tell if Forever Starts Now…

Jenn laughs “Dork”

Kady: “GROUP HUG”

They all hug and there unfolds the rest of the story…

UNTIL---the door slams open and a dark figure who looks to be wearing Mickey Mouse ears who has a shirt that says I survived the Tower of Terror and carrying an iMAC appears…

Rory: I’M BACK!!!!

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