This page on our humble website is dedicated to the amazing personality of our band director, Mrs. Swauger (aka Bruno). Her wisdom has inspired us so much that we decided to share it with the rest of the world... enjoy!
"Be discreet."
"I live with the man that cleans this building!"
"Spit doesn't make the grass grow... BLOOD makes the grass grow." -on why we can't practice on the football field
"I'm not trying to torture you."
"OK. Now march 6-6-6..."
"Goal on."
1. Fire alarm
2. Train whistle
3. Screaming woodwinds "My pads are getting wet!!"
4. Dark Sky5. Wind
If you are in these conditions during band practice... "GET IN THE BUILDING!!!"
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ST.BRUNO'S DAY!!!
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