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**THIS IS NOT HISTORY, THIS IS BULLSHIT**
It all started when the young JM picked up a guitar. JM quickly formed a band called Nipplitis in 1999. This band progressed very little and dissolved due to lack of talent in the year of our lord 2001. JM came up with the idea for a new band soon after around 2002. This band became known as Ketchup Packet Homicide. The band involved JM and Raymond D. This band had 2 talented guitarists but very little ambition. Soon Mr. D got in trouble with his family unit and the band dissolved. Mr. M went on with the idea of the band and had a dream of making terrible music.


"Nippltis back in the Day"

Late 2002-Soon after Mr. D left, Brian entered the picture. Brian was an untalented, self-trained guitarist also with no ambition. John also recruited Kentjamin to play bass. Brian and John realized that they couldn't play and sing so Louis becomes lead vocalist. His smoking and zero training lead to a perfect chemistry of terribleness. The band had a short career and often times practices involved only Brian, Louis, and John. They wrote 3 songs and then called it quits when a terribly untalented drummer entered the mix. The band took a break for 7 months or so.

Winter 2003- KPH reforms under a new name -Third World Riot. The line-up remained the same except now we had Billy Basement on Bass and a drummer named Auston 4.0 on percussion. The band had immediate chemistry and quickly began to create. However, sadly, they all died in a plane crash over Montego Bay. Auston 4.0 survived and became the full time drummer for Avarice. Everyone assumed and hoped the story was over. THEY WE'RE WRONG.


"TWR at their Climax"

One freezing cold day in February 2005.A new band called Times Nine was created when Satan resurrected the corpses of Third World Riot. Using his dark and prolific powers, he aligned them with the greatest force of evil in the world : Mike Drums. They have come back from the dead and they're harder. Come watch them do stuff.