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Season 1 Quotes











1. "Willow, nice dress. Glad to know you've seen the softer side of Sears."
Buffy
Cordelia
Xander

2. "He was a curator at a British museum, or the British museum? I'm not sure. But he knows everything and he brought all these historical volumes and biographies and am I the single dullest person alive?"
Willow
Joyce
Xander

3. "Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes."
Willow
Cordelia
Xander

4. "We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise, we bottle them up, and before you know it, powerful laxatives are involved."
Principal Flutie
Giles
Buffy

5. "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."
Buffy
Xander
Giles

6. "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons"
Willow
Buffy
Giles

7. "So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."
Willow
Buffy
Cordelia

8. "Let's stop this crazy whirligig of fun. I'm dizzy."
Angel
Xander
Buffy

9. "I know our ways are strange to you, but soon you will join us in the 20th century, with three whole years to spare!"
Jenny
Willow
Buffy

10. "You're having an expression."
Xander
Buffy
Willow

11. "Form a circle? But there's only two of us. That's really more of a line."
Willow
Giles
Xander

12. "Can I just mention that detention is a time-honored form of punishment."
Buffy
Willow
Xander

13. "My song is about dignity, and human feelings, and personal...hygiene...or something. Anyway, it's sappy, and noone's gonna' be feeling sappy after all that rock and roll!"
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia

14. "Did you find any theories on spiders crawling out of books? Big, hairy, crawly--it's funny if you're me."
Xander
Willow
Giles

15. "I'm not afraid. You'd think I'd be afraid, but I'm not."
Buffy
Willow
Xander

16. "I had to sing. Very bad. To sing."
Buffy
Willow
Xander

17. "Behold the weirdness."
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia

18. "I think I speak for everyone here when I say, 'Huh?'"
Buffy
Willow
Cordelia

19. "You know, that outfit looks just like the one you wore yesterday, only wrinklier."
Buffy
Jenny
Codelia

20. "By the way, I really like your dress."
Angel
Giles
Jenny

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