You Know You're Canadian When........24 Ways To Tell

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You Know You're Canadian When.....

You perk up when you hear the theme from hockey night in Canada,
You understand the Labatt Blue commercials,
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus,
Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas,
You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above teh ground,
You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard,
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in,
You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie,
You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car,
The local paper covers national and international headlines on 2 pages, but requires 6 for hockey,
You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears don't come around,
You know which leaves make good toilet paper,
You find -40C a little chilly,
You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your jewelry and your sorels,
You can play road hockey on skates,
You know 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction,
The municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus,
Your swimming season doesnt actually start until June, it ends in August..
You pull on the shorts, yet it's only +5C,
You never have dryland training for skiing,
You only know three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup,
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You have more miles on your snowblower than your car,
You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat,