Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum, the "Ah, Crap" special. simp276.wav47k
Apu pronounces his full name apuname.wav 10k
"And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free." simp220.wav 16k
This is from the Scorpio episode and has a little Homer at the end.
simp247.wav 94k
Mr. Burns is an ogre. simp113.wav 38k
Mr. Burns' Pocket Rocket simp179a.wav 24k
The gristly Chinese. simp197.wav 19k
Krusty brand laughter krusty.wav 10k
"I know a Web site that shows monkey's doin' it." simp254.wav 11k
"I want my monkey-man!" simps1.wav 43k
Bart wants a new kind of vitamin simp98.wav 29k
"The dead have risen and they're voting Republican." simp201.wav 19k
"Daddy" simp167.wav 5k
"Dadilly-doodilly" simp168.wav 16k
Cletus gets his drivers licensesimp19.wav 54k
"Kiss my ass" simp102.wav 6k
"The Internet? Is that thing still around?" simp253.wav 13k
"Ahh crap!"homcrap.wav 7k
Homer plans a kinky evening with Marge simp159.wav 109k
He's not gaysimps4.wav 13k
simsong2.wav 158k
From the Sheri Bobbins episode:
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"The human wang is a beautiful thing." simp198.wav 11k
"Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs." simp182.wav 11k
"It has come to my attention that NBC sucks." nbcsucks.wav 14k
Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum..."Ah, crap".simp276.wav<47k
Marge:
"Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out" simp152.wav 12k
"Here I am- Eat me." simp204.wav 10k
"I'm on Dope." simp196.wav 7k
"Homer, there's a family of possums in here." Homer: "I call the big one Bitie."
simp225.wav 25k
Grampa:
"The metric system is the tool of the devil" metric2.wav 50k
Flanders:
Ned's foreign relatives simp67.wav 113k
Professor Frink:
A Lemon ball so sour simp166.wav 79k
Snake:
Snake robs computer nerds Yoink.adios\losers 77k
"Time for a crime spree" simp54.wav 20k
Miss Springfield:
"Gentlemen, start your whacking"whacking.wav 29k
Ralph Wiggum:
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
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"Look, Daddy, a whale egg."simp195.wav 10k
Chief Wiggum:
"Get one of those inflatable women" wiggum2.wav 28k
Lunch Lady Doris:
"More testicles mean more iron." doris.wav 20k
Grounds-keeper Willy:
Due to budget cut-backs, Willy teaches French simp63.wav 40k
Trouble with the wee turtles simp121.wav 63k
Principal Skinner/Armond Tamzarian:
Stephen Hawking punches Skinner out IQ punch 38k
"Up yours, children!" simp250.wav 9k
Sideshow Bob and his brother Cecil:
Princeton, the clown college simp248.wav 128k
The Songs:
First up, Homer, singing Born Under a Bad Sign. That's B.B. King on lead guitar.
Bad Sign 460k MPEG Layer 3 wav
Burns and Smithers, getting down and funky. This song is almost four minutes long.
Look At All Those Idiots. 572k MPEG Layer 3 wav
The Barney, Linda Ronstadt "Plow King" duet.
simsong3.wav 219k
The Ramones sing Happy Birthday to Mr. Burns.
simsong4.wav 293k
The Simpsons sing Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer.
simsong5.wav 252k The Stonecutters "We Do" song with Patrick Stewart chaser.
simsong6.wav 82k
The Skinner theme.
simsng24.wav 128k
Otto the guitar God.
simsng11.wav 185k
Krusty's prison song.
simsng29.wav 107k
Kroon Along with Krusty at Mt Splashmore.
simsng21.wav 55k
The Flanders theme.
simsng28.wav 122k
High School Homer sings "The Joker" (Space Cowboy, to you kids).
simsng19.wav 28k
Barney and "Yoko" in hilarious send up of the Beatles #9.
Willy sings I'm a Maniac.
simsng25.wav 331k
The Simpsons, Sheri, and Ned sing We're happy, just the way we are.
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