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Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum, the "Ah, Crap" special. simp276.wav47k

Apu:


Apu pronounces his full name apuname.wav 10k

"And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free." simp220.wav 16k

This is from the Scorpio episode and has a little Homer at the end.
simp247.wav 94k

Burns & Smithers:


Mr. Burns is an ogre. simp113.wav 38k

Mr. Burns' Pocket Rocket simp179a.wav 24k

The gristly Chinese. simp197.wav 19k

Krusty:


"Ahh crap!" simp86.wav 16k

Krusty brand laughter krusty.wav 10k

Bart:

"I know a Web site that shows monkey's doin' it." simp254.wav 11k

"I want my monkey-man!" simps1.wav 43k

Bart wants a new kind of vitamin simp98.wav 29k

"The dead have risen and they're voting Republican." simp201.wav 19k

Maggie

"Daddy" simp167.wav 5k

"Dadilly-doodilly" simp168.wav 16k

Cletus:

Cletus gets his drivers licensesimp19.wav 54k

Homer:

"Kiss my ass" simp102.wav 6k

"The Internet? Is that thing still around?" simp253.wav 13k

"Ahh crap!"homcrap.wav 7k

Homer plans a kinky evening with Marge simp159.wav 109k

He's not gaysimps4.wav 13k

Homer can't say 'tit' and keep a straight face simp140.wav 21k

"The human wang is a beautiful thing." simp198.wav 11k

"Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs." simp182.wav 11k

"It has come to my attention that NBC sucks." nbcsucks.wav 14k

Homer, Krusty and Chief Wiggum..."Ah, crap".simp276.wav<47k

Marge:

"Shoot 'em all and let God sort 'em out" simp152.wav 12k

"Here I am- Eat me." simp204.wav 10k

"I'm on Dope." simp196.wav 7k

"Homer, there's a family of possums in here." Homer: "I call the big one Bitie."
simp225.wav 25k

Grampa:

"The metric system is the tool of the devil" metric2.wav 50k

Flanders:

Ned's foreign relatives simp67.wav 113k

Professor Frink:

A Lemon ball so sour simp166.wav 79k

Snake:

Snake robs computer nerds Yoink.adios\losers 77k

"Time for a crime spree" simp54.wav 20k

Miss Springfield:

"Gentlemen, start your whacking"whacking.wav 29k

Ralph Wiggum:

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."
simps6.wav 26k

"Look, Daddy, a whale egg."simp195.wav 10k

Chief Wiggum:

"Get one of those inflatable women" wiggum2.wav 28k

Lunch Lady Doris:

"More testicles mean more iron." doris.wav 20k

Grounds-keeper Willy:

Due to budget cut-backs, Willy teaches French simp63.wav 40k

Trouble with the wee turtles simp121.wav 63k

Principal Skinner/Armond Tamzarian:

Stephen Hawking punches Skinner out IQ punch 38k

"Up yours, children!" simp250.wav 9k

Sideshow Bob and his brother Cecil:

Princeton, the clown college simp248.wav 128k

The Songs:

First up, Homer, singing Born Under a Bad Sign. That's B.B. King on lead guitar.
Bad Sign 460k MPEG Layer 3 wav

Burns and Smithers, getting down and funky. This song is almost four minutes long.
Look At All Those Idiots. 572k MPEG Layer 3 wav

simsong2.wav 158k

The Barney, Linda Ronstadt "Plow King" duet.
simsong3.wav 219k

The Ramones sing Happy Birthday to Mr. Burns.
simsong4.wav 293k

The Simpsons sing Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer.
simsong5.wav 252k

The Stonecutters "We Do" song with Patrick Stewart chaser.
simsong6.wav 82k

The Skinner theme.
simsng24.wav 128k

Otto the guitar God.
simsng11.wav 185k

Krusty's prison song.
simsng29.wav 107k

Kroon Along with Krusty at Mt Splashmore.
simsng21.wav 55k

The Flanders theme.
simsng28.wav 122k

High School Homer sings "The Joker" (Space Cowboy, to you kids).
simsng19.wav 28k

Barney and "Yoko" in hilarious send up of the Beatles #9.

From the Sheri Bobbins episode:

simsng14.wav 61k

Willy sings I'm a Maniac.
simsng25.wav 331k

The Simpsons, Sheri, and Ned sing We're happy, just the way we are.




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