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Date          Channel & Time        Movie Title Link

4-2-03 Wed    Showtime @ 5am        Teen Wolf (1985)
              Cinemax @ 7:15am      Barbarella (1967)
              AMC @ 8:45am         "All About Eve" (Bette Davis)
              Cinemax @ 9am        "Cats & Dogs" bad, bad talking cat
              Showtime @ 9:30      "Once Bitten" (Lauren Hutton, Jim Carrey)
              Cinemax @ 10:30      "Loose Cannons" 
              USA Network, 10:30   "Masters of the Universe"
              TMC @ 12:45pm        "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989, John Saxon)
              Comedy Central @ 3pm "Seven Girlfriends" (1999, Tim Daly)
              Cinemax @ 3:35       "Armed & Dangerous" (John Candy)
              Cinemax @ 5pm        "Judgment Day" (1999, Ice-T)
              TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST     A League Of Their Own (1992)
              Showtime @ 6:15pm & 5:45am  "Crocodile Dundee in L.A."
              TMC @ 6:45pm         "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
              TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST   "The Glimmer Man" (Steven Seagal) repeated in 5 hrs
              HBO @ 7:15pm         "Mad Love" (Chris O'Donnell, Drew Barrymore)
                                   and "The 5th Element"
              FX @ 8pm, shown twice "Executive Decision" Kurt Russell vs terrorists, 1996
              AMC @ 8pm & 11:50pm  "Lassiter" (Tom Selleck)
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "Karate Kid 3"
              Cinemax @ 8pm        "Broken Arrow" Please don't shoot at the nuclear weapons
              USA Network @ 8pm    "Raw Deal" (Schwarzenegger) & "End Of Days"
              UPN @ 8pm - new eps of "Enterprise" & "Twilight Zone"
              TMC @ 9pm            "Instinct To Kill" (2002) & "Hannibal"
              TNT @ 9pm & 1am      "Dirty Harry" (1971) Do you feel lucky? or
                                   would you rather Play Misty For Me
              TCM @ 9:30/12:30am EST "Angels In The Outfield" (1951)
              Cinemax @ 1:15am     Stephen King's "The Night Flier"
              USA Network @ 2am    "Deadly Web" (1996) Gigi Rice vs. Cybergod
              Showtime @ 2:30am    "Bloodsport 4:the Dark Kumite"
              Cinemax @ 2:50am     "Under Siege 2"
4-3 Thu       TCM @ 7am/10am EST    Julie (1956)
4-4 Fri       VH1 @ 5:30pm          George Lucus' American Graffiti
              AMC @ 8pm            "Journey To The Center Of The Earth" (1959)
              TNT @ 8pm & 10:30    "Space Cowboys" (2000) Clint Eastwood
              AMC @ 10:40pm         Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
              FX @ midnight         Halloween: H20
              TNT @ 1am            "Magnum Force" (Dirty Harry) 
              AMC @ 1:05am         "Dr Terror's House of Horrors" Peter Cushing
              AMC @ 3:05am          Tales From The Crypt episode
              Cinemax @ 3:15am      Pulp Fiction
              Showtime @ 4:30am    "Kill Me Later" (2001)
4-5 Sat       Sci-Fi @ 9am          Mystery Science Theater 3000 feature selection
              Sci-Fi @ 11am        "Army Of Darkness: Evil Dead 3"
              Sci-Fi @ 1pm          The Road Warrior (Mel Gibson)
              Sci-Fi @ 3pm & 11pm  "The Running Man" (Schwartzenegger)
              Family Channel, 3pm   Addams Family Values
              TNN @ 5pm            "Death Wish 2" (1982, Charles Bronson)
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm          Conan 2: The Destroyer
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm         "Route 666" (2001)
              AMC @ 8pm & 12:50am   Spielberg's Jaws
              NBC @ 8:30pm         "Indiana Jones & The Temple of Doom"
              WGN @ 8:30/11:30 EST "The Punisher" (Dolph Lundgren of Rocky 4)
              Telemundo @ 9pm       Child's Play evil Chucky doll in Spanish
              TNT @ 9pm            "Space Cowboys" (2000)
              TMC @ 9pm            "American Psycho 2"
              Sci-Fi @ 9pm & 1am   "Hypercube: Cube 2" (2002)
              Cinemax @ 10pm       "Shallow Hal"
              AMC @ 11pm           "Chain Reaction" (1996)
              TBS @ 3:30am/6:30 EST "Hello Again" (1987) meet my dead wife
              TNT @ 5am            "The Gauntlet" (Clint Eastwood)
              Showtime @ 5:35am    "Sibling Rivalry" & Teen Wolf (1985)
4-6 Sun       USA Network @ 2pm    "Crocodile" (2000)
              Cinemax @ 2:45       "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
              Sci-Fi @ 3pm          House 2, the 2nd Story
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm          House 3, the Horror Show
              TNT @ 5:30pm & 1am   "In The Line Of Fire" Eastwood vs Malkovich
              Cinemax @ 6:15pm     "Speed"
              ABC @ 7pm             Disney's "Atlantis:The Lost Empire"
              FOX @ 7pm             new ep of "Futurama"
              UPN @ 7pm             new ep of "Enterprise" repeated from Wed
              Family Channel, 8pm  "Phenomenon" (1996) supernatural John Travolta
              WB @ 8pm - "Charmed" something is hunting down lepprechauns
              TNT @ 8pm            "Space Cowboys" (2000) Clint Eastwood finds an old
              Cold War space platform in orbit with 6 armed nukes aimed at Earth
              USA Network @ 8pm    "Anaconda" (1997)
              CBS @ 8:30pm - Yeardley Smith of Maximum Overdrive gueststars
              TMC @ 8:30           "Mimic 2" & "The Others"
              Sci-Fi @ 9pm         "Hell Swarm" (they're the worst kind)
              TBS @ 9pm/12am EST   "Money Train" (1995)
              A&E Biography @ 10pm & 2am is Barbara Eden & Elizabeth Montgomery
              Cinemax @ 10pm       "Flatliners"
              TBS @ 11pm/2am EST   "The Glimmer Man" (Steven Seagal)
              AMC @ 11:45pm/4:40am "Chinatown" (Jack Nicholson) dir. Roman Polanski
              TMC @ 11:45pm        "Hannibal" the Cannibal
              TCM @ 12am/3am EST   "Haunted Honeymoon" (1940)
              Cinemax @ 1:30am     "Not Another Teen Movie" (2001)
              Sci-Fi @ 3am          The Bates Motel everyone goes a little crazy sometimes
4-7 Mon       Cinemax @ 7:20am     "Krull"
              TMC @ 8:35am         "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
              Showtime @ 9:15am    "A Feast At Midnight" (Christopher Lee)
              Cinemax @ 9:30       "Judgment Day" (Ice-T)
              HBO @ 10am           "Ernest Scared Stupid" Halloween 3 spoof
              Sci-Fi @ 11am - marathon of Spielberg's "Amazing Stories" eps
              Showtime @ 11:15     "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis)
              Family Channel, 12pm "Phenomenon" (1996) supernatural John Travolta
              HBO @ 2pm            "Mad Love" (Drew Barrymore, Chris O'Donnell)
              VH1 @ 2:30pm          George Lucas' American Graffiti
              Comedy Central @ 3pm  "Feds" (1988)
              USA Network @ 3pm    "Anaconda" (1997)
              Bravo @ 4:30pm       "The Graduate" you're trying to seduce me
              Cinemax @ 4:30pm     "Broken Arrow"
              Comedy Central @ 8pm  Robin Hood:Men In Tights (Mel Brooks)
              A&E's Biography @ 8pm in Tom Selleck, Daughters Of Satan
              TMC @ 3:55am          Return of the Living Dead
4-8 Tues      TNN @ 9pm            "Star Trek 3:The Search For Spock"
              TCM @ 10:30pm/1:30am EST "The Big Sleep" (1946) Bogart
4-9 Wed       Showtime @ 12am       Robocop 2
              TNT @ 2am            "The Octagon" (1980)
              Cinemax @ 3:10am     "Operation Delta Force 2" & "Collision Course"
              TMC @ 5am            "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
              AMC @ 11am           "How To Steal A Million" (1966, Peter O'Toole)
              Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm     Twilight Zone marathon
              Showtime @ noon       Teen Wolf (1985)
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm     "Cool World" (Kim Basinger)
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "Spies Like Us" (1985) dir. John Landis
              Lifetime @ 2:30pm    "Dead By Midnight" (1997)
              AMC @ 3:20pm         "Dragnet" (1969)
              Cinemax @ 4:30pm     "Stir Crazy" Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor
              Bravo @ 5pm          "Mary Reilly" (works for Dr.Jykll & Mr. Hyde)
              HBO @ 6pm            "A.I.Artificial Intelligence"
              Cinemax @ 6:30pm     "Death Warrant" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
              TCM @ 6:30/9:30 EST  "King Solomon's Mines" (1937)
              UPN @ 8pm - new ep of "Enterprise," Archer's arrested by Klingons
              AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am  "French Connection 2" Gene Hackman
              Bravo @ 8pm          "Witness" (1985) Harrison Ford
              Family Channel, 8pm  "Joe Vs. The Volcano" Tom Hanks
              USA Network @ 8pm    "Mercury Rising" (1998) Bruce Willis
              TNN @ 9pm            "Star Trek 4:The Journey Home"
              TNT @ 9pm            "Rush Hour" (1998) Jackie Chan
              Cinemax @ 10pm       "Shallow Hal"
              History Channel, 11pm "Hell's Angels" myths & mysteries
              HBO @ 12:30am        "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
              TMC @ 3am             Stepfather 3
              TNT @ 3am            "Mr. Nice Guy" (1997) Jackie Chan
              Cinemax @ 4am        "The Terrorist"
              HBO @ 4:15am         "Devil In The Flesh 2"
              AMC @ 5:35am         "The James Bond Story"
              Cinemax @ 5:35am     "The Switchblade Sisters" (1975)
              HBO @ 6am            "Young Sherlock Holmes"
              AMC @ 6:35am         "Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte"
4-10 Thurs    Showtime @ 7:15am    "A Feast At Midnight" Christopher Lee
              HBO @ 8am & 7:15pm    Shrek (2001)
              Showtime @ 11am       Last Man On Earth Vincent Price vs. vampires
              Sci-Fi @ 11am-4pm     Star Trek (1960s eps)
              TMC @ 11:30am        "Mimic 2" and "Joyride"
              Family Channel, 1pm  "Nell" (1994) Jodie Foster as wild child
              Cinemax @ 2:30pm     "Loose Cannons"
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "War of the Roses" (1989) everybody dies
              HBO @ 3:30pm         "Dear God" Greg Kinnear, Roscoe Lee Browne
              Cinemax @ 4:05pm     "Flatliners"
              Bravo @ 5pm          "Witness" (Harrison Ford)
              Cinemax @ 6pm        "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
              TBS @ 7:15pm/10:15 EST "Dumb & Dumber" (1994)
              TMC @ 7:25pm         "Joyride" repeated 3:25am
              Bravo @ 7:30pm       "Smilla's Sense Of Snow" (1997)
              UPN @ 8pm            "Feds" (1991)
              Family Channel, 8pm  "Forever Young" (1992) Mel Gibson
              TNN @ 9pm            "Star Trek 5:Don't Waste Your Time"
              TBS @ 11:30pm/2:30am "Nat. Lampoon's Loaded Weapon" (1993)
              HBO @ 1:30am         "Teenage Caveman" (2001)
              TMC @ 1:45am         "Dead Tides" (1997) Roddy Piper
              Cinemax @ 2:05am      Pulp Fiction
              Sci-Fi @ 3am         "Masters Of The Universe"
              TNT @ 5:30am         new Twilight Zone ep (1990s)
4-11 Fri      FX @ noon            "American Ninja 4"
              Showtime @ 12:30pm    Dolores Claiborne (Kathy Bates)
              Oxygen @ 1pm         "Tank Girl" (1995) Lori Petty
              Family Channel, 1pm  "Forever Young" (Mel Gibson)
              HBO @ 2:30pm         "Osmosis Jones"
              TMC @ 3:50pm         "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989) John Saxon
              AMC @ 4:05pm          Death Race 2000 (Carradine vs. Stallone)
              HBO @ 4:15pm         "Remo Williams:The Adventure Begins"
              Cinemax @ 4:30       "Monkeybone"
              Showtime @ 4:30      "Hook"
              Cinemax @ 6:15pm     "Under Siege 2"
              Bravo @ 7:30         "Family Business" (1989) Sean Connery
              FX @ 8pm & 11:30pm   "Firestorm" (1998)
              AMC @ 8pm             Halloween 4:The Return of Michael Myers
                                    followed by "Halloween 5:The Revenge of Myers"
              Family Channel, 8pm  "Crocodile Dundee" (1986)
              TBS @ 8pm            "Blade" (1998)
              TCM @ 8:15pm/11:15 EST "A Touch of Evil" (1958) Orson Welles
              E! @ 9pm looks at the Poltergeist movies (2 hours)
              Hallmark @ 9pm       My Favorite Martian (1999) Christopher Lloyd
              AMC @ 11:45pm - Tales From The Crypt eps, 3 hours
              Lifetime @ midnight  "Maternal Instincts" (1996)
              Showtime @ 12:30am   "Silence Of The Lambs"
              TMC @ 1am            "The Happy Hooker Goes To Washington"
              Hallmark @ 1:30am    a Banacek movie, title unknown
              USA Network @ 1:30am "Buried Alive" & "Buried Alive 2"
              TNT @ 2am            "Splash" (1984) Daryl Hannah as a mermaid
              AMC @ 2:40am          Halloween 5:The Revenge of Michael Myers
              Cinemax @ 2:45am     "The Mangler 2" (2001)
              Bravo @ 3am          "Blow Out" (1981) John Lithgow
              TCM @ 3am/6am EST    "Captain Blood" (1935) Errol Flynn
              ABC @ 4am            "Sci-Fighters" (1996) Roddy Piper
              TNT @ 4am            "Summer Rental" (1985), repeated Sat 10am
              AMC @ 4:40am         "Billy the Kid vs. Dracula" (1966) John Carradine
4-12 Sat      Cinemax @ 7am        "Starman" (Jeff Bridges)
              HBO @ 8am            "The Glass House"
              TNT @ 8am             The Great Outdoors
              Showtime @ 8:30am    "Flatliners"
              Sci-Fi @ 9am          Mystery Science Theater 3000 feature selection
              Hallmark @ 10am      My Favorite Martian (1999) Christopher Lloyd
Wed 4/16:     AMC @ 1am             Spielberg's Jaws
              Showtime @5am        "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
              TMC @ 5:15am          The Gate
              Cinemax @ 7am        "Krull" (1983)
              Showtime @ 9am       "Anna To The Infinite Power"
              HBO @ 10:15am        "Imaginary Crimes" (Harvey Keitel)
              Cinemax @ 11am       "Monkeybone"
              Showtime @ 11am      "A Feast At Midnight" (Christopher Lee)
              AMC @ 12:55pm        "Murder On The Orient Express"
              USA Network @ 3pm    "Beverly Hills Cop 3"
              Showtime @ 4:45pm    "Sibling Rivalry" (Kirstie Alley) repeated 5am
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST    "The Punisher" Dolph Lundgren
              HBO @ 5:15pm         "Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins"
              AMC @ 6:15pm         "High Noon" (1952)
              Showtime @ 6:15       Dolores Claiborne (1995, Kathy Bates)
              TCM @ 7:15pm         "Lady On A Train" (1945)
              UPN @ 8pm - new eps of "Enterprise" & the new Twilight Zone
              Cinemax @ 8pm        "Flatliners" (1990)
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "Zenon:The Zequel"
              USA Network, 8pm     "Con Air" (1997) & "8mm"
              TNN @ 9pm            "Missing In Action 2" Chuck Norris
              Cinemax @ 10pm       "Panic Room" (2002, Jodie Foster)
              TBS @ 10:30/1:30am EST "Nat. Lampoon's Animal House"
              History Channel, 11pm looks @ inspiration for "Indiana Jones"
              HBO @ midnight       "High Crimes" (2002)
              TNT @ 1am & 3:15am    Mars Attacks (1996)
              Cinemax @ 4am        "Diplomatic Siege" (Peter Weller)
              TNT @ 5:30am - rare ep of 1990s The Twilight Zone
Thu 4/17      TCM @ 8am/11am EST   "Jeopardy" (1953)
              TMC @ 8:05am          Vincent Price in "Diary of a Madman"
              HBO @ 8:30           "Deceived" Goldie Hawn, John Heard
              USA Network, 8:30    "Con Air" (1997)
              Cinemax @ 10:30      "Broken Arrow" Please don't shoot at nuclear weapons
              USA Network @ 11am   "Octopus" (of the giant mutant kind)
              TMC @ 11:15am        "Galaxina," repeated 5:50pm
              Showtime @ noon      "Farewell to the King" (of headhunters, 1989)
              Cinemax @ 12:30pm    "Virtuosity" repeated 10pm
              TMC @ 12:50pm & 9pm  "Zoolander"
              Lifetime @ 1pm       "Heart of a Stranger" (2002, Jane Seymour)
              USA Network @ 3pm    "Octopus 2:River of Fear" (2002)
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST    "Soldier" (Kurt Russell) repeated 9:45pm/12:45am
              AMC @ 5:05pm         "Flight of the Phoenix" (1966) remake of 5 Came Back
              HBO @ 5:30           "Fire Birds" Nicolas Cage, Tommy Lee Jones
              Cinemax @ 6:05pm     "Flatliners" (1990) repeated 5:35am
              Sci-Fi @ 7pm The Shadow & "Nick Fury"
              WB @ 8pm              Barbara Eden returns to "Sabrina the Teenage Witch"
              UPN @ 8pm            "Midnight In St. Petersburg" (1998) Michael Caine
              USA Network @ 8pm    "The Beast" (1996, 4 hours)
              Lifetime @ 9pm       "Contagious" (1996)
              TNN @ 9pm            "Dragonslayer" (1981)
              TNT @ 10pm           "Framed" (2003, Sam Neill)
              Showtime @ 10pm      Penn & Teller's Bull**** looks @ Ouija boards
              TMC @ 10:30          "Instinct To Kill"
              TBS @ 11:45pm/2:45am "Rumble In The Bronx" Jackie Chan
              TNT @ midnight       "A Perfect Murder" (1998)
              Showtime @ 12:45am    Children of the Corn:Revelation
              TMC @ 1:35am         "Chain of Command"
              Sci-Fi @ 3am         "Adventures of Capt. Zoom"
              TMC @ 3:15am         "Faust:Love of the Damned"
              Cinemax @ 4:20am     "Dangerous Touch"
              HBO @ 6am            "Ernest Scared Stupid" Halloween 3 spoof
              Cinemax @ 6:05am     "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Exorcist spoof
Fri 4/18      Encore True @ 12:30am Deliberate Stranger (1986, Mark Harmon) repeated Tue 6:50am
              AMC @ 7:25am         "In Like Flint" & "Our Man Flint"
              USA Network @ 9am    "The Beast" (4 hours)
              AMC @ 11:45am        "The Ipcress File" Michael Caine
              Family Channel, 1pm  "Family Plan" (1997) Leslie Nielsen
              Cinemax @ 1pm        "Death Warrant" Jean-Claude Van Damme
              Showtime @ 4pm        Teen Wolf, repeated 5:30am
              Showtime @ 7:30pm    "Lara Croft:Tomb Raider"
              Family channel, 8pm  "Planes Trains & Automobiles" (1987)
              UPN @ 8pm            "Rainbow Drive" (1990) Peter Weller
              USA Network, 8pm      007 in "Goldeneye"
              Lifetime @ 9pm       "A Face To Die For" (1996)
              Sci-Fi @ 9pm - Christopher Lloyd guests on "Tremors," repeated Wed 4/23
              AMC @ 9:55pm          Brian DePalma's The Fury (1978)
              AMC @ 12:20am         Tales From The Crypt eps
              AMC @ 12:50am        "Capt. Kronos:Vampire Hunter"
              USA Network @ 1am    "Pet Sematary"
              TNT @ 2am            "Ricochet" (1991) John Lithgow
              Cinemax @ 2:15am     "Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead"
              Flix @ 2:30am        "Dracula 2000"
              Showtime @ 2:30am    "Man's Best Friend"
              USA Network @ 3am    "Pet Sematary 2"
              AMC @ 3:50am         "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"
              Bravo @ 4am          "The Crying Game"
              Cinemax @ 4:15am     "Judgment Day" (Ice-T)
              HBO @ 6:15am         "Merlin:The Return" (1999) repeated Thu
              TMC @ 6:30am         "The Others"
Sat 4/19      TCM @ 7am/10am EST    Peter Lorre movie
              TNT @ 7am            "Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind"
              Showtime @ 7:05am    "Rat Race" John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, repeated 6:05pm
              HBO @ 8am            "High Crimes"
              Encore Love, 8:20am  "Mannequin" (1987)
              Comedy Central, 9am  "Private Benjamin" Goldie Hawn
              Sci-Fi @ 9am          Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie
              Cinemax @ 9:30am     "Cool World"
              TNT @ 10am, repeated 2:30am Top Gun
              Comedy Central, 11am  "Blind Date"
              Disney Channel, 1pm  "The Luck of the Irish," repeated 8pm
              Starz @ 1pm & 9:35pm "The Mummy Returns"
              Cinemax @ 2pm        "Speed"
              Encore Action, 2:50pm "Batman Returns" (1992)
              Mystery channel, 3pm  Theater of Blood Vincent Price
              Encore @ 3:05am       Teen Wolf
              Showtime @ 2:05pm     Dolores Claiborne (1995, Kathy Bates)
              Showtime @ 3pm       "Planes Trains & Automobiles" (1987)
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm         "The Beast" (4 hours)
              TNN @ 5pm            "Showdown in Little Tokyo" (Dolph Lundgren)
              Encore Action, 6:45pm Time Runner (Mark Hamill) repeated 1:30am
              TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST   "Crocodile Dundee 2"
              Flix @ 8pm           "Dances With Wolves" (Kevin Costner)
              Mystery @ 8pm        "Flatliners" (1990) repeated 3:05am
              Cinemax @ 8:15pm     "Under Siege 2"
              WGN @ 8:30pm/11:30 EST Batman (1966)
              TCM @ 9pm/12am EST   "A Christmas Story" with Darren McGavin as dad
              HBO @ 9:30pm         "The Mothman Prophecies" repeated 4:25am
              Encore Action, 10pm  "Batman Returns" (1992) followed by "Relentless 2"
              Comedy Central, 11:30 "2001: A Space Travesty" (Leslie Nielsen)
              AMC @ 11:50pm        "High Plains Drifter" (1973) Clint Eastwood
              TNT @ 12:30am        "Blast From The Past" Sissy Spacek, Christopher Walken
              Showtime @ 1:30am    "Silence of the Lambs"
              Action channel, 1:30  Time Runner (Mark Hamill)
              TMC @ 2:30am         "Hannibal" (Anthony Hopkins) and "The Others"
              Mystery channel, 3:05 "Flatliners" (1990)
              Showtime @ 3:30am    "Lord of Illusions" (Scott Bakula)
              Cinemax @ 4:10am     "Super Troopers" (cops vs. cops)
              Encore @ 4:30am       Howling 2
              Sci-Fi @ 5am          In Search Of
Sun 4/20:     TMC @ 6:30am & 8pm   "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
              Showtime @ 7am       "Mr. Destiny" (James Belushi, Linda Hamilton)
              Cinemax @ 7:35am     "Cats & Dogs" bad, bad talking cat
              HBO @ 8:30am & 6:15pm Shrek
              Comedy Central, 9am  "Ghostbusters 2," repeated 4:30pm
              Cinemax @ 9am & 8pm  "Panic Room" 
              Showtime @ 9am       "Hook"
              Encore @ 10am        "Spacehunter:Adventures in the Forbidden Zone"
              HBO @ 10am           "Fire Birds" & "A.I. Artificial Intelligence"
              Mystery @ 10:45am    "The Odessa File" repeated 6pm
              Cinemax @ 11am       "Monkeybone"
              Sci-Fi @ 11am        "Pet Sematary" & "Pumpkinhead 2"
              FX @ noon            "Caddyshack"
              TCM @ 12pm/3pm EST    Jules Verne's "Around The World In 80 Days" (1956)
              TNT @ noon           "Good Morning Vietnam" (1987)
              Comedy Central, 12:30 Robin Hood, Men in Tights, repeated 7pm
              USA Network @ 12:30  "Patriot Games" (1992, Harrison Ford) followed by
                                   "Clear & Present Danger," repeated Mon 11am
              Starz @ 12:45pm       Rambo 3 Stallone in Afghanistan
              TMC @ 12:45pm & 10pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" repeated 5:15am
              Encore @ 1pm         "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
              Telemundo, 1pm       "Alien 3" (1992)
              Hallmark @ 1pm & 12am My Favorite Martian (1999) Christopher Lloyd
              TBS @ 1pm/4pm EST    "Crocodile Dundee 2" followed by
                                   "Overboard" (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn)
              Flix @ 1:30pm        "At The Earth's Core" (1976) followed by
                                   "Cannonball" (star of Death Race 2000)
              FOX @ 2pm            "Gargantua" (1998)
              HBO @ 2pm            "The 5th Element" Bruce Willis
              Comedy Central, 2:30 "2001: A Space Travesty" (Leslie Nielsen)
              Cinemax @ 2:30 & 10pm "Shallow Hal"
              Sci-Fi @ 3pm         "Bolt Neck" (1998)
              Showtime @ 3pm       "Down To Earth" & "Domestic Disturbance"
              UPN @ 4pm            "D.O.A." (1988)
              A&E @ 4pm            "The Drowning Pool" (1975)
              HBO @ 4:15           "Mad Love" (Drew Barrymore)
              TNT @ 4:30 & 8pm     "Cliffhanger" (Stallone)
              Sci-Fi @ 5pm          Invasion of the Body Snatchers
              Showtime @ 6:15pm    "Crocodile Dundee in L.A." repeated 5am
              ABC @ 7pm            "The 10 Commandments" (1956) Heston, Yul Brynner
              FOX @ 7pm            "X-Men" Preview (30-minute puff-piece)
              TBS @ 7:15/10:15pm EST "Field of Dreams" (1989)
              TNT @ midnight       "Cobra" (Stallone) & "Seems Like Old Times"
              Starz @ midnight      Rambo 3 Stallone in Afghanistan
              Showtime @ 1:30am    "Primary Suspect" (William Baldwin)
              TMC @ 1:45am          The Lawnmower Man
              Flix @ 3:15am         Poe's "The Conqueror Worm" (1968)
              HBO @ 5:05am         "Angel Eyes"
              AMC @ 5:45am         "A&C Meet Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" (Boris Karloff)
Mon 4/21      A&E @ 8am & 2pm      "The Postman Always Rings Twice" (1981)
              Cinemax @ 8:05am     "Houseguest" (Phil Hartman)
              USA Network @ 8:30am "Patriot Games" (1992, Harrison Ford) followed by
                       11am        "Clear & Present Danger" (1994)
              Action channel, 8:45am "When Worlds Collide" (1951, George Pal)
              HBO @ 9am & 5:30pm   "Young Sherlock Holmes" & "The Glass House"
              Mystery @ 10am       "Adv. of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother" repeated 2:30am
              Action channel, 3:30pm "Under Siege" (1992), repeated 10pm & 4am
              Action channel, 5:15pm "Blind Fury" repeated 11:45pm
              Cinemax @ 6:35pm     "Armed & Dangerous" (1986, John Candy)
              TBS Dinner & Movie, 7:30/10:30pm EST "Murder At 1600" (1997)
              Comedy Central, 8pm  "The Burbs" (1989, Bruce Dern, Tom Hanks)
              AMC @ 8 & 11:50pm    "Peggy Sue Got Married" (a female Back To The Future)
              Starz @ 8pm          "Blade 2" (2002)
              Cinemax @ 10pm        Pulp Fiction (1994)
              TMC @ 1:05am         "Thieves Like Us" (Keith Carradine)
              HBO @ 1:45am          Stephen King's "Thinner" & "Supreme Sanction"
              TMC @ 3:15am         "Mardi Gras For The Devil"
              TNT @ 3:30am         "Mortal Kombat" (1995, Christopher Lambert)
              TMC @ 5am            "Galaxina"
              Encore True @ 6:50am  Deliberate Stranger (1986, Mark Harmon)
Tue 4/22      Showtime @ 7:15am & 5:15pm "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis) repeated Fri 2:15pm
              AMC @ 7:55           "The Nutty Professor"
              A&E @ 8am & 2pm      "Heaven Can Wait" (1978)
              Cinemax @ 9:45       "Virtuosity" & "Turbulence 3"
              AMC @ 10:15          "The Producers" (1968, Mel Brooks)
              Showtime @ 10:30     "A Feast At Midnight" Christopher Lee
              Sci-Fi @ 11am        "Amazing Stories" marathon, batteries not included
              USA Network @ 11am   "Beer Money" (2001)
              History Channel, 12pm & 6pm "The Nazi Plan to Bomb New York"
              HBO @ 1pm & 9pm      "Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
              Cinemax @ 1:05 & 9pm "Broken Arrow" don't shoot at the nuclear weapons
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "The Burbs" (Bruce Dern, Tom Hanks)
              Cinemax @ 3pm        "Flatliners"
              AMC @ 6:05pm         "Peggy Sue Got Married" (a female Back To The Future)
              HBO @ 7pm            "Deceived" (John Heard, Goldie Hawn)
              Showtime @ 7pm       "Flatliners"
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "Don't Look Under The Bed" (1999)
              USA Network, 8pm     "Billy Madison" (1995, with Darren McGavin)
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST   "The Game" (1997) & "Switchback"
              Cinemax @ 8:45pm     "Not Another Teen Movie" repeated 5:05am
              Lifetime @ 9pm       "Bad To The Bone" (1997, Kristy Swanson)
              Showtime, 9pm        "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider"
              USA Network, 2am     "Dead In The Water" (1991)
              Cinemax @ 3:20am     "Operation Delta Force 2"
Wed 4/23      HBO @ 6:15am & 5pm   "Osmosis Jones"
              AMC @ 9:10am         "The Flim-Flam Man"
              HBO @ 10am & 7pm     "Dear God" (Greg Kinnear, Tim Conway)
              Cinemax @ 11am       "Speed"
              Sci-Fi @ 11am         In Search Of marathon
              HBO @ 2pm            "Firebirds"
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "Drowning Mona" (2000) Jamie Lee Curtis
              Cinemax @ 3pm        "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion"
              Showtime @ 4pm & 4:35am "Mr. Destiny" James Belushi, Linda Hamilton
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST     Batman (1966)
              Showtime @ 6pm       "Rat Race" John Cleese, Jon Lovitz
              UPN @ 8pm            "Enterprise" & "Twilight Zone" new eps
              Sci-Fi @ 8pm         "Tremors" Christopher Lloyd ep
              AMC @ 8pm & 1:30am   "Earthquake" (1974) Charlton Heston
              Disney Channel, 8pm  "Up, Up & Away" (2000) Robert Townsend
              History Channel, 9pm "Vendettas: The Hatfield-McCoy Feud"
              TMC @ 9pm            "Hannibal" the cannibal
              TNN @ 9pm             Friday the 13th Part 7
              Showtime @ 11pm       RoboCop & RoboCop 2
              TMC @ 11:15          "Mulholland Falls"
              TCM @ 12am           "The Power" (1967)
              USA Network @ 2am    "Dead Man's Island" (1996, William Shatner)
              TMC @ 2:45am         "Moonbase"
              HBO @ 6am            "Merlin: The Return"
Thur 4/24     Cinemax @ 7:20am     "Stir Crazy" (1980)
              Starz @ 7:20am & 4:05pm "The Mummy Returns" (2001)
              Action @ 11:45am & 2:40pm Silver Streak (1976)
              Mystery @ 8am        "The Thing With 2 Heads"
              HBO @ 9am & 6pm      "Dick Tracy" (1990)
              USA Network, 9am     "Lady Dragon" & "Lady Dragon 2"
              Cinemax, 9:15am & 8:15pm "Super Troopers" (2001) cops vs. cops
              Encore @ 9:30        "Suburban Commando" (Hulk Hogan)
              AMC @ 9:50am         "Last of the Secret Agents?"
              Sci-Fi @ 11am         Twilight Zone marathon
              Flix @ 1pm           "At The Earth's Core" (1976)
              Cinemax @ 1pm & 10pm "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
              HBO @ 2pm            "Merlin: The Return"
              Lifetime @ 2pm       "Blind Obsession" (2001)
              Showtime @ 2:45       Teen Wolf (1985)
              Comedy Central, 3pm  "Being John Malkovich" (1999)
              Cinemax @ 3pm        "Under Siege 2"
              Lifetime @ 4pm       "Dead Husbands" (1998) this club's murder
              Encore @ 4:30pm      "Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai"
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST    "Honey We Shrunk Ourselves!" (1997)
              WB @ 8pm - "Sabrina" goes on a cruise, in the Bermuda Triangle
              UPN @ 8pm            "Club Fed" (1991)
              AMC @ 8pm & 12:50am  "Shane" (1953) dir. George Stevens
              Showtime, 8pm        "Domestic Disturbance"
              FX @ 8pm & 12am       Dragnet 1987 (Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks)
              TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST   "Seven" (1995) & "Color Of Night" (1994) Bruce Willis
              PAX @ 9pm            "Diagnosis Murder:Town Without Pity"
              History Channel, 9:30 "Terror Survival Guide"
              Action @ 10pm         Silver Streak (1976)
              Showtime @ 10:30     "Penn & Teller:Bull****" looks at Ouija boards
              TNT @ 11:30pm        "Top Secret!" (1984) Val Kilmer comedy
              Cinemax @ 12am       "The Exotic Time Machine 2"
              HBO @ 12:30          "Murder By Numbers"
              Starz @ 12:30        "The Mummy Returns" (2001)
              USA Network, 2am     "Dead Reckoning" (1990)
              Flix @ 2:15am        "See No Evil, Hear No Evil" (Wilder & Pryor)
              HBO @ 2:35am          Brian DePalma's "Body Double" (1984)
              Sci-Fi @ 3am         "Time Travelers"
              Encore @ 3am         "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
              Cinemax @ 6:45am     "Marooned" (2000)
Fri 4/25      HBO @ 7am            "Mad Love" Chris O'Donnell, Drew Barrymore
              AMC @ 7:10am         "The Incredible Shrinking Woman" (Lily Tomlin)
              Flix @ 7:15am        "Pajama Party" (Tommy Kirk as the Martian)
              A&E @ 8am & 2pm      "No Mercy" (1986), fun on the bayou
              HBO @ 9am & 5:30pm   "A.I. Artificial Intelligence"
              Cinemax @ 9am        "Poor White Trash" & "Terminal Velocity"
              TMC @ 9am & 10:45pm  "What Women Want" (Mel Gibson)
              Sci-Fi @ 11am         Quantum Leap marathon
              TMC @ 11:15am & 7pm  "The Others"
              Flix @ 12:15pm        Wierd Al's "UHF" & "Incredible...Transplant"
              TMC @ 1pm & 9pm      "What's The Worst That Can Happen"
              Showtime @ 2:15pm    "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis)
              TCM @ 2:30/5:30pm EST "Angels In The Outfield" (1951)
              Comedy Central, 3pm   Teenwolf 2
              USA Network, 3pm     "Jade" (1995)
              WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST    "Honey, I Blew Up The Kid" (1992)
              Starz @ 6:05pm       "Mr. Destiny"
              Flix @ 8pm            Stephen King's "Misery" (1990)
              Mystery @ 8pm        "Obsession" (1976)
              UPN @ 8pm            "The 6th Man" (1997)
              AMC @ 8pm             Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
              USA Network, 8pm     "Wild Things" (1998)
              Lifetime @ 9pm       "Obsessed" (2002) Jenna Elfman
              TNT @ 9pm            "U.S. Marshalls" (Tommy Lee Jones)
              Showtime @ 9:30pm    "Down To Earth"
              Disney Channel, 9:45 "Toy Story 2"
              Bravo @ 10pm         "Mary Reilly" (Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde's maid)
              TBS @ 10pm/1am EST   "Midnight In The Garden of Good & Evil"
              AMC @ 10:25pm        "French Connection 2"
              TNT @ 11:30pm        "Framed" (2003) repeated Sat 9am
              Cinemax @ 12:30am    "Forbidden"
              AMC @ 12:50am - movies & Tales From The Crypt eps
              HBO @ 1am            "Judge Dredd" (Stallone)
              TMC @ 1am            "Protection" (Stephen Baldwin)
              USA Network @ 1am    "Red Corner" (1997) & "Red Skies" (2002)
              AMC @ 1:20am          Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
              Showtime @ 2:30am    "Indecent Behavior 4"
              TNT @ 2:30am          Spielberg's Duel (1971) repeated 7am
              Starz @ 3:15am        Night Of The Living Dead
              AMC @ 3:35am          Village of the Giants
              Cinemax @ 4am        "Shallow Hal"
              TMC @ 4:15am         "The Others"
              Flix @ 5:15am        "Dances With Wolves" (Costner's best sci-fi movie)
              Encore @ 5:15am      "Scrooged"
              Action @ 6am         "13 West Street" & "When Worlds Collide"
4/26 Sat      TNT @ 7am               Spielberg's Duel
              Sci-Fi @ 9am            Mystery Science Theater 3000 ep
              Sci-Fi @ 11am           Breeders
              TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST       Poltergeist they're here...
              Oxygen @ 2:30pm         Hitchcock's The Birds (1963)
              WB @ 7:30pm             Terminator 2: Judgment Day
              AMC @ 8pm               Rosemary's Baby
              TBS @ 11:30pm/2:30am EST Beetlejuice
4/27 Sun      TBS @ 6:30am/9:30 EST   Adventures in Babysitting (1987)
              Action @ 7:30am         Omega Man Charlton Heston vs zombies
              Sci-Fi @ 10am           Universal Soldier 2 & 3
              TCM @ 12:30pm/3:30 EST  Hitchcock's "Marnie" (1964)
              Disney Channel @ 2pm   "Halloweentown 2: Kalabar's Revenge"
              AMC @ 6:05pm            Dragnet
              TBS @ 7:30pm/10:30 EST  Lost In Space (1998)
              USA Network @ 8:30pm   "Hollow Man" (2000) Kevin Bacon of Friday the 13th
              Flix @ 3:30am           Vincent Price in Theatre of Blood
              Encore @ 6:30am         Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie
4/28 Mon      Encore True @ 9am       The Deliberate Stranger (1986) Mark Harmon
              TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST      "Dinner & A Movie" followed by
                                     "Hand That Rocks The Cradle" (1992) Rebecca DeMornay
              Showtime @ 8pm          Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne (Kathy Bates)
              TMC @ 12:35am           The Lawnmower Man
              TNT @ 3:30am            Darkman (1990)
              AMC @ 4:50am           "Cape Fear" (1962)
4/29 Tue      USA Network @ 9am      "Night Shift" (call girls in a morgue)
              Encore @ 1:30pm         Conquest...Planet of the Apes
              HBO @ 1:30pm            Shrek
              Encore @ 6:20pm         Teen Wolf (1985) Michael J. Fox
              TBS @ 10:05pm/1:05am   "Spawn" (1997)
4/30 Wed      A&E @ 8am & 2pm         Time After Time H G Welles vs Jack The Ripper
              HBO @ 4:30pm           "The Mothman Prophecies," repeated Mon 5/5
              WGN @ 4:30pm/7:30 EST   George Lucas's American Graffiti
              Showtime @ 6:15pm & 4:45am  "Lara Croft: Tomb Raider"
              Encore @ 6:20pm        "Rush Hour 2" (2001) Jackie Chan
              Action @ 7:50pm        "Batman Returns" (1992)
              UPN @ 8pm - new eps of "Enterprise" & remake of the classic
                    9pm              "Twilight Zone" (woman wants to look normal)
              Lifetime @ 9pm         "Road Rage" (semi-remake of Duel)
              TMC @ 9pm              "The Others" & "Zoolander"
              USA Network @ 10pm     "Lone Wolf McQuade" (1983) Chuck Norris
              House & Garden @ 11pm, visits a house based on "Alice in Wonderland"
              Action @ 11:40pm        Time Runner (1992) Mark Hamill
              Showtime @ 11:45pm     "Along Came A Spider" (Morgan Freeman)
              Cinemax @ 12:45am       Pulp Fiction
              USA Network @ 2am      "Evil Has A Face" (1996)
              TNT @ 2:30am            Trading Places (1983) Dan Aykroyd
              HBO @ 2:30am           "Judge Dredd" (Stallone)
              Showtime @ 3:05am      "Sisters" (one's a psycho) Margot Kidder
              HBO @ 4:15am            Stephen King's "Thinner"
              Cinemax @ 4:50am       "Shadow of the Vampire" Willem Dafoe as Nosferatu
              TCM @ 6am/9am EST      "Terror On A Train" (1953) Glenn Ford has to
                                      find a time bomb on a moving munitions train
              Showtime @ 6:30am      "So Evil, So Young" (1960) Jill Ireland
  Daily 11am-4pm marathons:
3/24/03:       Star Trek marathon
3/25:         "Buck Rogers" tv series 
3/26:         "Outer Limits" 
3/27:          Quantum Leap quite an enterprise
3/31:          (Battlestar) Galactica 80 
4-1:           Hercules
4-2:          "Outer Limits" 
4-3:           Sliders
4-4:           Battlestar Galactica
Mon 4-14:      Kolchak, the Night Stalker
4-15:          The Secret Advs. of Jules Verne
4-16:          Babylon 5
4-17:          (Battlestar) Galactica 80
4-18:          Hercules
Mondays 7-11pm:   Stargate SG-1
Tuesdays 8-11pm:  The X-Files after "Scare Tactics" @ 7pm
Thursdays 7-11pm: Sci Fi Movies
4pm: "The X-Files"
5pm: Knight Rider the classic 1980s tv series
6pm: "Roswell"
7pm: Stargate SG-1 (Mon), Scare Tactics & The X-Files (Tues), Beyond Belief:Fact or Fiction?, Tremors, Scare Tactics(Wed), Thurs-Friday sci-fi movie or a repeat ep of USA Network's The Dead Zone movie spinoff (new episodes air on USA Network @ 10pm Sundays, repeated Mon)
9pm Thu & Fri: Scinema Event movies (and all-day Sat/Sunday), 3am is night of date shown.
Sat 4/12: "Battlefield Earth" (2000), Red Planet (2000), Escape From Mars (1999), Nightwatch (1996)
Sun 4/13: "Wing Commander" (1999), Star Trek Generations, Back To The Future (Part 3), Philip Jose Farmer's Riverworld (2002), Mr Stitch
Thu 4/17 @ 7pm The Shadow (1994) & "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD" (1998), 3am movie is "Adventures of Capt. Zoom in Outer Space"
Fri 4/18: no Sci-Fi channel movies, but the History Channel looks at the funeral industry @ 10pm and USA Network has Pet Sematary & Pet Sematary 2 after an ep of "Monk" @ midnight, American Movie Channel has 3 eps of "Tales From The Crypt" and movies "The Fury" (1978), "Capt. Kronos:Vampire Hunter" (1974), and then "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" @ 3:50am, Bravo has "The Crying Game" @ 4am (who's the guy at the bar?), Turner Classic Movies has Peter Lorre in "Stranger On The 3rd Floor" (1940) Saturday @ 7am/10am EST

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John Bloom not dead
You may have heard by now that a reporter named Bloom died April 6 in Iraq. This is not UPI columnist John Bloom aka Joe Bob Briggs. It was NBC reporter David Bloom (39). Official report follows:
“NBC News, April 6 — The human cost of war always comes down to one town, one circle of friends, one family. The NBC family is mourning the death of one of our own — correspondent David Bloom. He died Sunday in Iraq of a pulmonary embolism. In a statement, NBC News President Neal Shapiro said: “David Bloom was one of the best in the business. He was relentless in his drive to get the story first and get it right. He loved nothing better than being out front on a big story, and the last few weeks that is exactly where he was. We remember David Bloom.” More at: www.msnbc.com
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