Date Channel & Time Movie Title Link
9/1 Mon: No listings available
9/2 Tues: HBO @ 8:45 & 6:15pm "Captain Ron" (Kurt Russell)
TMC @ 9:35 The Last Man On Earth
FX @ 12pm "Kalifornia" (1993)
Oxygen, 1pm Hercules & The Amazon Women
Cinemax, 1pm Escape From L.A.
Cinemax, 4:30 "13 Ghosts"
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "The Beast With 5 Fingers" (Peter Lorre)
USA Network, 9pm "Fierce Creatures" (Jamie Lee Curtis)
TCM @ 10:30/1:30am EST "Shadow Of A Woman" (1946)
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Lost In The Bermuda Triangle" (1999)
Animal Planet, 12am "Life With Big Cats" host Tippi Hedren of The Birds
Showtime, 12am "Dead In The Water"
AMC @ 12:25 "The Quiet Man" (John Wayne)
HBO @ 12:25 "The Ghost & The Darkness" (remake of Bwana Devil)
Cinemax, 1:20 "Best Of The Best 3: No Turning Back"
Showtime, 1:30 "Protection"
TNT @ 2am "Sparticus" (Kirk Douglas)
HBO @ 2:15 "I Married A Strange Person" (1997)
Sci-Fi @ 3am "WEIRD World"
Bravo @ 3am "The Wanderers"
Showtime, 3:05 "Totally Exposed"
HBO @ 3:30 "Insomnia"
AMC @ 4:50 "Hard Contact" (1969) James Coburn
TBS @ 5am/8am EST "Maid To Order" (Whoopie Goldberg)
TMC @ 5:05 "Double Whammy" (Denis Leary)
Cinemax, 5:10 "Absence Of The Good" (Stephen Baldwin)
TCM @ 5:30/8:30 EST "They Won't Believe Me" (1947)
Cinemax, 6:45 "Firefox" (Clint Eastwood steals a hypersonic fighter plane)
AMC @ 6:55 "Laura"
9/3 Wed: TMC @ 8:15 "Woman Of Straw" (Gina Lollobrigida, Sean Connery)
AMC @ 8:45 "Sunset Boulevard" narrated by a corpse
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "Tokyo Joe" (1949) Bogart
Showtime, 9:30 "The Haunted Palace" (1964) Vincent Price
Cinemax, 10:35 Cannonball Run 2 (Burt Reynolds, Jackie Chan)
Family Channel, 11am "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton)
HBO @ 11am "Making of The Time Machine"
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Sliders marathon
TMC @ 12:15 "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Cinemax, 12:30 "Terminal Velocity" (Charlie Sheen)
Showtime, 12:30 "Awakenings" (Robin Williams, Robert DeNiro)
HBO @ 1:15 "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (Bill Murray spy spoof)
Showtime, 2:35 "Love Bites" (1993 vampire comedy) Adam Ant
Comedy Central, 3pm "Throw Momma From The Train" repeated Thu 8am
HBO @ 3pm "Last of the Blond Bombshells" (2000)
AMC @ 3:40 "The Quiet Man" (1952) John Wayne
HBO @ 4:30 The Time Machine (remake)
Cinemax, 4:30 "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST Hitchcock's "North By Northwest" (1959) Cary Grant vs MIB
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Plain Talk" (1992) Dolly Parton as radio talk host
Cinemax, 6:30 "Day The World Ended" (Nastassja Kinski)
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Nowhere To Run" (Jean Claude Van Damme)
TMC @ 7:20 "The Hollywood Sign" (2001) Tom Berenger)
UPN @ 8pm "The Bedroom Window" (remake from Hitchcock) Steve Guttenberg
AMC @ 8pm & 12:15am "The Hunter" (1980) Steve McQueen as bounty hunter
Disney Channel, 8pm "Rocket Man" (Harland Williams)
Showtime, 8:25 "Impostor"
TNN/Spike, 9pm "The Good The Bad & The Ugly" (Clint Eastwood)
TNT @ 9pm "Unforgiven" (1992) Clint Eastwood
USA Network, 9pm "The 13th Warrior" (1999)
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "The Octagon" (1980) Chuck Norris fu
followed by "Nowhere To Run"
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Ice" (2000) the Sun burns out
Showtime, 11pm "Deep Cover" (Jeff Goldblum)
Cinemax, 12:05 "Desire & Deception"
HBO @ 12:20 "A Bright Shining Lie" (Bill Paxton)
TMC @ 12:35 "Direct Hit" (1994)
Hallmark, 1am "Banacek" tv-movie
Cinemax, 1:40 "Supreme Sanction" (Kristy Swanson of Deadly Friend
HBO @ 2:20 "My Cousin Vinny" (Joe Pesci)
TNT @ 2:45 "Wrongfully Accused" (Leslie Nielsen "Fugitive" spoof)
Sci-Fi, 3am "Meet The Applegates" (Ed Begley Jr)
Showtime, 3am "Paranoid"
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "7 Miles From Alcatraz" (1942) escaped cons vs. Nazis
TNT @ 4:30 "Career Opportunites"
Showtime, 4:35 "Mimic 2"
AMC @ 4:40 "The Chosen"
TCM @ 6am/9am EST "Hitler's Children" aren't they cute?
Showtime, 6am "Mars Needs Women" (1964)
9/5 Fri: TNT @ 2am "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Revengers' Comedies"
Cinemax, 9:05 Look Who's Talking Too
TMC @ 1:15pm & 12:30am "Comic Book Villains"
HBO @ 2:30 "Scooby-Doo" (starring Buffy herself)
Cinemax, 2:30 "Heist" (Gene Hackman, Danny DeVito)
Showtime, 2:30 "Jacknife" (1989)
TMC @ 3pm Jackie Chan's "The Big Brawl"
Comedy Central, 3:30 "Still Smokin" Cheech & Chong
Bravo, 4pm "Raising Arizona" (Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter)
Showtime, 4:30 "Once Bitten" (Lauren Hutton, Jim Carrey)
TMC @ 4:45 "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Eddie Murphy)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!" (1988)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Lock Up" (1989) Stallone vs. Donald Sutherland
HBO @ 5:30 "Dick Tracy" (Al Pacino, Madonna)
AMC @ 5:50 "Cape Fear" (1962) Gregory Peck, Telly Savalas
Hallmark Channel, 6pm "Now You See Him Now You Don't" (Kurt Russell)
followed by "The Strongest Man In The World" (Kurt, 1974)
Showtime, 6:15 "The Opportunists" (Christopher Walken)
Cinemax, 6:30 John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
TCM @ 6:30/9:30 EST "Top Secret!" (1984) Val Kilmer
followed by "Airplane!" (1980 spoof of Zero Hour)
TMC @ 6:45 & 2:05am "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver)
TNT @ 7:30 "Point Break" (1991) Patrick Swayze, Lori Petty
FX @ 8pm "Space Jam"
UPN @ 8pm "The 6th Man" or "Bullet To Beijing" (1995)
AMC @ 8pm "The 2 Jakes" (1990) Jack Nicholson
Family Channel, 8pm "The Karate Kid" (Ralph Macchio, Pat Morita)
Cinemax, 8:15 "The Lost Boys" with fangs
TBS @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Little Nicky" (Satan's spawn: Adam Sandler)
TCM @ 9:45/12:45 EST "Zero Hour!" (1957)
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:50am "From Dusk Till Dawn" (Harvey Keitel)
TBS @ 10:15/1:15 EST Beetlejuice (1988)
AMC @ 10:55 "Ghost Story" (1981) 4 men share a terrible secret
House & Garden, 11pm visits a house based on "Alice in Wonderland"
AMC @ 12:50, 3:20 & 3:50am Tales From The Crypt episodes
TNT @ 1am "U-Turn" (1997) Sean Penn, Nick Nolte
Cinemax, 1:15 "Spider-Man" (directed by that guy in Galaxis)
AMC @ 1:20 "Strange Invaders" (1983)
Showtime, 2:45 "Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh"
Cinemax, 3:15 "Bloodsport" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
AMC @ 4:20 Invasion Of The Body Snatchers (1956)
HBO @ 4:55 "In Dreams" (1999) Annette Bening
Showtime, 6am "Hardball" (Keanu Reeves)
TMC @ 6:15 "Spy Kids"
TNT @ 6:30 Universal Soldier I was a zombie for the Army
AMC @ 6:35 "The Spoilers"
HBO @ 6:40 "Thumbelina" (1994 animated fantasy)
Cinemax, 6:40 "Runaway Train" (Jon Voight) see Alaska and die
A&E @ 7am "Portrait Of Jennie" (fantasy)
9/6 Sat: TMC @ 7:45 & 3:15pm "Bandits" (Bruce Willis)
Cinemax, 8:30 Hot Shots Part Deux
Sci-Fi, 9am MST 3000
HBO @ 10:30 "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
TNT @ 10:45 Clint Eastwood "Unforgiven"
Comedy Central, 11am "Men At Work" (Charlie Sheen)
Sci-Fi, 11am Godzilla in "Destroy All Monsters" (1968)
FX @ Noon Dragnet (Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks)
Sci-Fi, 1pm The Fly (1986 remake) Jeff Goldblum
TNT @ 1:30 "Point Break" Keanu Reeves, Patrick Swayze
USA Network, 2pm "The Flintstones"
Family Channel, 3pm "SpaceCamp" Lea Thompson, Kate Capshaw
VH1 @ 3pm "Risky Business" (Tom Cruise)
AMC @ 3:10 "The Hunter" (Steve McQueen)
Family Channel, 5pm "The Next Karate Kid" (Hilary Swank, Pat Morita)
Lifetime, 5pm "Face of Evil" (1996)
Sci-Fi, 5pm Mosquito
WGN @ 5pm EST "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels"
FX @ 6pm "Space Jam" (1996) Michael Jordan, Bugs Bunny
followed by "Me Myself & Irene" (Jim Carrey)
CBS @ 8pm John Badham's WarGames or CBS Sports
Telemundo, 8pm "Assassins" (Stallone)
Cinemax, 8pm Escape From L.A. (Kurt Russell)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "The Taking of Pelham 1,2,3" (Robert Shaw)
Sci-Fi, 9pm & 1am "Bugs" (2003) Antonio Sabato, Jr
Family Channel, 10pm "The Toy" (Richard Pryor)
Cinemax, 10pm & 4:50am "One Hour Photo"
TNT @ 10pm "Out For Justice" (Steven Seagal)
Bravo, 11pm "Crazy In Alabama" (1999)
HBO @ 11pm "Resident Evil"
Sci-Fi, 11pm, "DNA" (1997)
TCM @ 11pm/2am "The Enforcer" (1951) Bogart
TNT @ 12am "Pale Rider" (Clint Eastwood), repeated 9am
USA Network, 12am John Woo's "Once A Thief" (1996) & "Once A Thief 2"
Cinemax, 12:05 "Feardotcom"
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST "The Lady In The Lake" (1946)
HBO @ 12:45am The Time Machine (2002 remake)
HBO @ 2:25 "Black Cat Run"
TNT @ 2:30 & 11am "Assassins" (Stallone)
Sci-Fi, 3am Irwin Allen's "The Swarm" followed by
In Search Of
Cinemax, 3:15 "The Dentist" (Corbin Bernsen)
TBS @ 4:30/7:30 EST "Nat. Lampoon's Animal House" (Belushi)
9/7 Sun: TBS @ 6:30/9:30am EST Malice
AMC @ 7:45 "The Out-Of-Towners" (Goldie Hawn tries to escape New York)
Comedy Central, 8am Men At Work (Charlie Sheen)
TMC @ 8:15am & 3:15pm "Crocodile Dundee In L.A."
Sci-Fi, 9am "Salem's Lot" & "A Return to Salem's Lot"
TCM @ 9am/12pm EST "If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium" (1969)
TMC @ 10am & 5pm "Soul Survivors"
Showtime, 10:15 "Cousins"
Disney Channel, 11am "An Extremely Goofy Movie"
Cinemax, 11am & 10pm "Collateral Damage"
TMC @ 11:30 & 6:30pm "Legally Blond," repeated 5:15am
HBO @ Noon "Captain Ron" (Kurt Russell, matey)
Showtime, 12:15 "Hackers"
Comedy Central, 1pm "The Hudsucker Proxy" (1994) Tim Robbins
TBS @ 1pm/4pm EST Universal Soldier Army zombies
TMC @ 1:15 RoboCop 2
HBO @ 1:45 "Juwanna Mann"
Showtime, 2pm & 5am "Domestic Disturbance" (John Travolta)
Cinemax, 2:30 & 1:15am "The Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
Lifetime, 3pm "Obsessed" (2002) Jenna Elfman
Sci-Fi @ 3pm Halloween 2
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
USA Network, 3:30 "A Map Of The World" (1999) Sigourney Weaver
TNT @ 4pm "Out For Justice" (Steven Seagal)
Bravo, 4:30 "Crazy In Alabama" with his head in a hatbox
Sci-Fi, 5pm HalloweenJoeBob.html">Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
Cinemax, 6:15 "Power Play"
ABC @ 7pm "City Slickers" (1991) Jack Palance, Billy Crystal
Fox @ 7pm "Futurama" enters Star Trek's mirror mirror universe
Sci-Fi, 7pm John Carpenter's Vampires (1998)
followed by John Carpenter Presents "Body Bags" (1993)
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Maximum Risk" (1996) Jean-Claude Van Damme
followed by "Lionheart" & "Nowhere To Run"
Fox @ 7:30 "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" (2000)
AMC @ 8pm & 10:50 "Scent Of A Woman" (1992) Al Pacino
CBS @ 9pm "Breakdown" (1997) Kurt Russell
Family Channel, 9pm "The Cowboy & The Movie Star" (1997)
USA Network, 9pm "Dante's Peak" (1997) Pierce Brosnan
TMC @ 10pm "Rollerball"
HBO @ 11:30 "Insomnia" (Al Pacino, Robin Williams)
TMC @ 11:45 "Terminal Countdown"
Cinemax, 11:50 "Dangerous Desires"
TNT @ Midnight "Young Guns 2" (1990) Emilio Estevez
AMC @ 1:40am "Family Business" (Sean Connery, Matthew Broderick)
Bravo, 2am "The Conversation" (Gene Hackman)
TNT @ 2am "Another Stakeout" (Richard Dreyfuss)
Cinemax, 2:50 "Body Heat" (William Hurt)
Hallmark Channel, 3am "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea"
Sci-Fi, 3am "Dolly Dearest"
Showtime, 3:05 Stepfather Part 3
TMC @ 3:30 "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
TCM @ 3:30/6:30 EST "The Invisible Boy" (1957 thriller)
TNT @ 4am "U-Turn" (1997) Sean Penn, Nick Nolte
TBS @ 5am/8am EST "Problem Child 2"
TCM @ 7am/10am EST Abbott & Costello in "Jack & The Beanstalk"
HBO @ 7:15 "The Amazing Zorro" (2002, animated)
No listings Mon-Thu thanks to a grant from nobody
9/12 Fri: Action @ 12am "Emperor of the North" Ernest Borgnine's hobby is killing hobos
Cinemax, 1:30am "Revenge of the Ninja"
TNT @ 2am "Desperate Measures" (1998) Michael Keaton
followed by "Multiplicity" send in the clones
HBO @ 2:50 "Forgotten City" (Robert Patrick)
Sci-Fi, 3am "Casper the Friendly Ghost"
TMC @ 7:55 "The Comedy of Terrors" Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre
Cinemax, 8:30 "13 Ghosts"
Showtime, 8:35 "My Mom's A Werewolf" (John Saxon)
USA Network, 9am Stepfather 2
Starz @ 10am Kolchak, the Night Stalker marathon
FX @ noon Adv. of Ford Fairlane
Starz @ 12:05 "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Action, 12:10 "Screaming Eagles" (Osama's nightmare)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Who's Harry Crumb?" (John Candy)
Encore, 1pm "The Punisher"
AMC @ 3:05 "The Poseidon Adventure"
Starz @ 3:30 "I Love Trouble"
Mystery, 4:20 "Hunter"
Cinemax, 4:40 "Freejack" (Emilio Estevez)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST Delta Force 2
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST 007 film "Casino Royale" (1967)
followed by "Austin Powers, Internat. Man of Mystery" (1997)
AMC @ 5:35 "Hurricane" (1979)
Sci-Fi, 7pm "Timecop" episode
Encore @ 8pm Top Gun (Tom Cruise) repeated 9:05am
UPN @ 8pm "Russkies" (1987)
Family Channel, 8pm "The Burbs" (Bruce Dern, Tom Hanks)
TNT @ 8pm & 10pm "Gone In 60 Seconds" (2000)
USA Network, 8pm "Sliver" (Sharon Stone, William Baldwin)
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "The Golden Child" (1986) Eddie Murphy
Starz, 9pm "Sudden Death"
TMC @ 9pm & 3:45am "Rollerball" (remake)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "The Fearless Vampire Killers" (1967) Sharon Tate
AMC @ 9:55 "Trespass" (1992) Bill Paxton
Action, 10pm & 3am "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
Bravo, 10pm "The 2 Jakes" (1990) Jack Nicholson
Cinemax, 10pm "Sniper 2"
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "Wildcats" (1986) Goldie Hawn
Starz, 11pm "Surviving The Game" & "Kill Me Later" @ 12:40am
Mystery, 11:20 "Death On The Nile" & "Rentadick" @ 1:50am
AMC @ 11:50 "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb" (1971)
NBC @ 12:35: Tonite Show guest Harrison Ford
TNT @ 1am "The Crow" (Brandon Lee)
Cinemax, 1:35 "Malevolent" (Lou Diamond Phillips)
AMC @ 1:40 & 3:40 Tales From The Crypt episodes
AMC @ 2:10 "Monster From The Surf" (1964)
TNT @ 3am "Twisted Desire" (1996)
Cinemax, 3:15 "Pretty When You Cry" (2001) Sam Elliot
HBO @ 3:20 "Dead Sexy" (2001)
AMC @ 4:10 "Dr. Terror's House of Horrors" Peter Cushing, Christopher Lee
TMC @ 5:30 Popeye (Robin Williams)
TCM @ 7am/10am EST Hitchcock's Strangers On A Train (1951)
9/13 Sat: TMC @ 7:30 & 5:05pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
HBO @ 7:45 "MAC & Me"
TBS @ 8am/11am EST "Private Benjamin" (Goldie Hawn)
Comedy Central, 9am "Who's Harry Crumb?" (John Candy)
Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie/ep
TMC @ 9:15 "Flatliners"
TBS @ 10:15/1:15pm EST "The Golden Child" (1986)
Cinemax, 10:30 & 12:10am "The Lost Boys" with fangs
TNT @ 10:30 "Shoot To Kill" (1988)
Comedy Central, 11am "Hudson Hawk" (Bruce Willis)
Sci-Fi, 11am "Loch Ness" & "Anaconda"
Showtime, 11am "Evidence of Blood"
TMC @ 11:15 "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Eddie Murphy)
USA Network, noon "To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar"
TBS @ 12:15/3:15 EST "Groundhog Day" caught in a timeloop again again
Cinemax, 12:30 "Enough!" a battered wife learns kung fu
Showtime, 1pm "Zero Effect"
TMC @ 1:15 & 9pm "4 Dogs Playing Poker"
HBO @ 2:30 "The First Wives Club"
Cinemax, 2:30 "Day the World Ended"
Sci-Fi, 3pm "Gargantua" & "Project Viper"
TMC @ 3pm "The Russia House" (Sean Connery)
USA Network, 3:30 "B.A.P.S."
Cinemax, 4pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
TNN @ 4pm "For A Few Dollars More" (Clint)
HBO @ 4:30 "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (spy spoof)
TBS @ 4:30/7:30 EST "Dumb & Dumber" (Jim Carrey, Al Gore)
WB @ 5pm "Porky's Revenge" (1985)
TNT @ 5pm "Demolition Man" (Stallone) & "Reindeer Games" @ 7pm
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Basic Instinct" & "Pacific Heights"
AMC @ 8pm "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Bravo, 8pm & 10:45 "The Postman Always Rings Twice"
Disney Channel, 8pm "Hocus Pocus"
Showtime, 8pm "Windtalkers"
Family Channel, 10pm "Other People's Money"
AMC @ 10:10 Highlander (Sean Connery)
Showtime, 10:15 "Hart's War"
TMC @ 10:45 "Denial"
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Superman" & "Superman 2"
followed by In Search Of @ 5am
TNT @ 11pm "Point Break"
NBC @ 11:30 Saturday Night Live (new episode)
HBO @ 11:30 "Training Day"
FX @ 11:30 Mad Max
Action, 12am Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
AMC @ 12:05 "Robinson Crusoe on Mars" (1964) and his monkey
9/14 Sun: Mystery @ 6:35am Trenchcoat
TNT @ 7:30am "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
Comedy Central, 8am "Hudson Hawk" (Bruce Willis)
Encore, 8:05 "Spacehunter: Adv. in the Forbidden Zone"
Action, 8:10 "King Kong" & "Smokey & The Bandit 3"
Mystery @ 9:45 "Goliath Awaits"
TCM @ 11am EST "Here Comes Mr. Jordan" (1941) Claude Rains
TBS @ 11:45 EST "Mortal Kombat:Annihilation" (1997)
Sci-Fi, 11am Phantasm 2
AMC @ 11:30 "Cape Fear" (1962)
Action @ 12pm & 8:05 Schwarzenegger's Total Recall
WB @ Noon "Police Story" (1985) Jackie Chan
Comedy Central, 1pm "The Jewel of the Nile"
Cinemax, 1pm "Terminal Velocity"
TMC @ 1:30pm & 5:30am "Kill Me Later"
Showtime, 2pm RoboCop 3
TBS @ 2:30/5:30 EST The Peacemaker (1997)
Mystery @ 2:35 Play Misty For Me (Clint Eastwood)
Sci-Fi, 3pm "Creepshow" (1982)
AMC @ 3:35 "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
TCM @ 4pm EST "Bringing Up Baby" (1938) a pet leopard
Bravo, 4:15 "The Postman Always Rings Twice"
Cinemax, 4:30 "Heist"
Comedy Central, 5pm "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation"
Sci-Fi, 5pm Tales From The Crypt
followed @ 7pm by "Tales From The Crypt Presents Demon Knight"
and then @ 9pm by "Tales From The Crypt Presents Bordello Of Blood"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Die Hard 2"
AMC @ 5:45 & 8pm Planet Of The Apes (1968)
UPN @ 6pm WarGames would you like to play a game?
Mystery, 6:20 Darkman
Cinemax, 6:30 Escape From L.A. Call me Plisskin
USA Network, 6:30 "Congo"
Fox @ 7pm The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2
UPN @ 8pm "Kickboxer" (1989) Jean-Claude Van Damme
A&E @ 8pm & 12am: Biography "Children of U.S. Presidents"
Disney Channel, 8pm "D2:The Mighty Ducks" (Sheen)
TNT @ 8pm "Gone in 60 Seconds"
Cinemax, 8:15 John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
Bravo, 9pm & 2am "Five Easy Pieces" (1970) Jack Nicholson
USA Network, 9pm "Red Planet" (2000) Val Kilmer
PAX @ 10pm "Body & Soul" (guest star Pat Morita)
Action, 10pm "Aliens"
Cinemax, 10pm Batman Forever (1995)
TBS @ 10pm/1am EST "Hard To Kill"
AMC @ 10:25 "Behind the Planet of the Apes"
TNT @ 10:30 Point Break followed by
"First Daughter" (1999)
AMC @ 12:15 Day The Earth Stood Still
Action, 12:40 "King Kong"
TNT @ 1am "Thunderbolt" (1995)
USA Network, 1am "Despirately Seeking Susan" (Madonna)
Encore, 1:05 "Stakeout"
Cinemax, 1:30 "Frailty"
Sci-Fi, 2am Roger Corman's "Black Scorpion" ep.
AMC @ 2:15 The Fly & "Return Of The Fly"
Sci-Fi, 3am "Nightlife"
TNT @ 3am "Car Wash"
HBO @ 3:25 "The Beneficiary"
Action, 3:30 "Aliens"
Cinemax, 3:35 "Dead Awake"
Showtime, 4am "Heavenly Creatures"
Mystery, 4:20 Darkman
Starz @ 6am & 5:15pm "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis)
AMC @ 6am A&C Meet Frankenstein" (Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney, Strange)
Action, 6:35 & 4:30pm Buckaroo Banzai: Across The 8th Dimension
AMC @ 7:45 "The Third Man" (Orson Welles) repeated 3:45am
9/15 Mon: TMC @ 8:45 & 5pm Adv. of Buckaroo Banzai (1984)
Action, 10:15am, 6:15pm & 2am "Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins"
Cinemax, 10:30 "From Hell" (2001)
AMC @ Noon "Midnight Lace"
HBO @ Noon & 9pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
Mystery, 12:05 "Agatha Christie's Murder Is Easy" (Bill Bixby)
followed by "The Man In The Brown Suit" & "Death On The Nile"
Action, 12:20 & 10pm "Black Hawk Down"
Cinemax, 12:30 Look Who's Talking Too
AMC @ 2:20 The Fly
followed by "Return of The Fly"
USA Network, 2:30 "Congo"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST: Dinner & A Movie "Rush Hour" (Jackie Chan)
followed by "Groundhog Day" Caught in a timeloop again again
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Nancy Drew, Detective" (1938)
followed by "N.D., Reporter", "N.D. & The Hidden Staircase"
and then "Nancy Drew, Trouble Shooter" (1939)
Action, 6:05 "Jumpin Jack Flash" (Whoopie)
AMC, 6:05 Day The Earth Stood Still
UPN @ 8pm "Eternity" (1990) Jon Voight vs. Armand Assante
Family Channel, 8pm "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton)
AMC @ 8pm & 11:50pm "Beneath The Planet Of The Apes" (1970)
History Channel, 9pm & 1am Oliver Stone's movie "Platoon"
TMC @ 9pm "Spy Kids"
TBS @ 9:45/12:45am EST "Stripes" (Bill Murray)
AMC @ 9:55 & 1:45am Escape From the Planet of the Apes
Mystery, 11pm "Sometimes They Come Back"
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Nostradamus"
TBS @ Midnight/3am EST "Groundhog Day" (without the hosts)
TMC @ 1:20 "Choke"
Action, 4am Damnation Alley
TCM @ 4am/7am EST Harold Lloyd movie marathon including
"The Cat's Paw" (1934) @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST
TNT @ 4am Psycho 2
9/16 Tues: Starz @ 7am & 1:45pm "Kull the Conqueror" (a Conan copy)
Mystery, 7:15 "War-Gods Of The Deep"
followed by "Art of Darkness" A Night Gallery Retrospective
TMC @ 7:30 "Master Of The World" by Jules Verne
Action, 7:50 "Cocoon: The Return"
followed by "The Princess Bride"
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "No Mercy" (1986)
Cinemax @ Noon "Shallow Hal" (2001)
Oxygen @ 1pm Hitchcock's The Birds
Showtime, 1pm "The Opportunists"
Cinemax, 2pm Hot Shots Part Deux
TMC @ 2pm & 9pm "Legally Blond" (2001)
HBO @ 2:30 "Firebirds"
USA Network, 3pm "Soul Man" (1986)
Cinemax, 3:30 Critters They'll get you in the end
Showtime, 4pm "Love Bites" with fangs
TMC @ 4pm & 10:45 "The Others"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Negotiator" (1998)
followed by "Assassins" (1995)
Cinemax, 7:15 Pulp Fiction
TMC @ 7:20 "4 Dogs Playing Poker"
Showtime, 7:30 "Domestic Disturbance"
FX @ 7:30 "Maverick" (Mel Gibson, James Garner)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:10am Flashdance
Disney Channel, 8pm "A Simple Wish" (Martin Short)
TCM @ 9pm/1am EST "The Big Sleep" (1946) Bogart
followed by "Key Largo"
AMC @ 9:55pm & 2:10am American Graffiti (1973)
TLC @ 10pm & 1am "Alien Secrets: Area 51"
Sci-Fi @ 11pm "Lady in White"
Cinemax, 12am "From Dusk till Dawn" (1996)
Starz @ 12:45 Time Runer (Mark Hamill)
HBO @ 1:25 "2 Can Play That Game"
Showtime, 1:35 "Lassiter" (Tom Selleck)
Cinemax, 1:50 "Natural Born Killers"
TNT @ 2am Universal Soldier: The Return
AMC @ 2:10 American Graffiti
Starz, 2:25 "Surviving The Game"
Bravo @ 3am "The 2 Jakes" (Jack Nicholson)
HBO @ 3am "Love & A Bullet"
Sci-Fi @ 3am "Alien Avengers"
Showtime, 3:15 "Beyond the City Limits"
Cinemax, 3:50 "Dead Heat" (2002)
Encore, 4am Vampire's Kiss
Mystery, 4:30 "Pumpkinhead"
AMC @ 4:35 "Son Of Paleface" (Bob Hope)
TCM @ 5am/8am EST "In The Good Old Summertime" (you've got mail)
HBO @ 6:30 The Time Machine
Showtime, 6:30 "Pandemonium"
Action, 6:45 Tron
9/17 Wed: Cinemax @ 7am "Failsafe" (2000 version)
Mystery, 7:45 "Revenge of Frankenstein"
Starz @ 8am "I Love Trouble"
USA Network, 8am The Running Man (Schwarzenegger)
followed by "No Escape"
AMC @ 9:45 "Monkey Business" (1952) Cary Grant
FX @ Noon Children of the Corn 3
Cinemax, 12:30 "The Lost Boys" with fangs
Mystery, 12:35 & 9:30 "Spy Game" repeated 3:15am
Encore, 2:35 & 11:05 "Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring"
Action @ 2:50 & 10pm "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
Starz @ 3pm & 10:30 "The Bourne Identity"
AMC @ 4:05 "Flashdance" Arc-welder/ballet dancer/slut
Mystery, 4:20 & 11:40 "Flowers In The Attic"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:05am Highlander (Sean Connery)
Starz @ 9pm & 4am "Undercover Brother"
AMC @ 10pm "Fang vs. Fiction:The Real Underworld of Vampires & Werewolves"
AMC @ 11pm "An American Werewolf in London"
Action @ Midnight Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Action @ 2:20 "Commando" (Schwarzenegger)
Action @ 4:35 "Squirm" a former Mystery Science Theater 3000 film
AMC @ 4:55 "Abbott & Costello Meet Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde" (Boris Karloff)
Encore @ 5:45 "Frogs" (the giant mutant kind)
Starz @ 5:30 Police Academy 4: COPS
Action @ 6:15 Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
AMC @ 6:35 "The James Bond Story"
9/18 Thu: Mystery, 7:30 "The Big Heat"
USA Network, 8am Exorcist Part 2
Mystery, 9am "The Crimson Cult" & "Hunter"
Starz @ 10:05 & 11pm "Cutthroat Island"
AMC @ 10:15 "Fantastic Voyage" (Raquel Welch, Donald Pleasence)
Encore @ 11:15 "The Russia House" (Sean Connery)
Mystery, 12:10 "Death On The Nile"
AMC @ 12:10 "Hellcats Of The Navy" (Nancy & Ronald Reagan)
Starz @ 12:30, 7:20pm & 2:40am "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
Starz, 2:05 "Mr. Destiny"
Mystery, 2:35 & 8pm Darkman
Mystery, 4:15 "When The Bough Breaks"
Encore @ 5:45 "Awakenings" (DeNiro)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am "Midway" (Charlton Heston)
Encore, 12:15 "An Officer & A Gentleman"
Action, 12:50pm & 12:20am "Squirm" a former Mystery Science Theater 3000 film
Action, 2:30 & 10pm "King Kong"
Encore, 2:30 Poison Ivy
Cinemax, 3:15 Children Of The Corn: The Gathering
Action @ 4am "Fuzzy Logic"
TNT @ 4:30 "Relentless 3"
Mystery, 4:50 "Goliath Awaits"
Action, 6:10 "Message From Space"
9/19 Fri: HBO @ 7am @ 5:15pm "The Man Who Knew Too Little"
TMC @ 7:30 "Kill Me Later"
Action, 9:40am & 4:45pm "Smokey & The Bandit 3"
HBO @ 10am "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
Encore @ 11am "Spacehunter: Adv. in the Forbidden Zone"
Action, 11:10 "Emperor Of The North" Ernest Borgnine vs. Lee Marvin
FX @ Noon "An Eye For An Eye" (Chuck Norris)
TMC, noon & 9pm "Legally Blond"
AMC @ 12:10pm "The Fighting Seabees" (John Wayne)
Action, 1:15 "White Line Fever" and "The Fast & The Furious"
Encore, 2:05 "Cocoon: The Return"
Mystery, 2:45 "Goliath Awaits"
Starz, 3:30 Back To The Future Part 2
TMC @ 3:30 "The Manchurian Candidate" (1962)
Encore, 4:15 "High Road to China" & "Enemy Mine"
Showtime, 4:30 RoboCop 3
Bravo, 5pm "Jack's Back" (as in The Ripper)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Specialist"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Rambo: First Blood Part 2"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Cheap Detective" (1978) Peter Falk
followed by "Murder by Death" (1976) Peter Falk
Starz @ 5:20 & 1am "Kull the Conqueror" (a Conan copy)
Hallmark, 6pm "One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing" repeated 8am Sat
Showtime, 6:15 "Imposter"
Cinemax, 6:30 "Ice Age" (CGI animated)
A&E @ 7pm-11pm "Biography" (four 1-hour episodes)
TMC @ 7:30pm & 4:30am "Kill Me Later"
AMC @ 8pm Irwin Allen's "Earthquake"
Hallmark, 8pm "Never A Dull Moment" (1968) Dick Van Dyke
FX @ 8pm "Porky's" (1981)
TNT @ 8pm "Analyze This"
Action, 8:05 "The Puppet Masters"
TCM, 8:30/11:30 EST What's Up, Tiger Lily? (1966) 007 spoof
followed by "Sleeper" (1973) Woody Allen awakens from cryogenic suspension
TBS @ 9:15/12:15 EST "Heat"
Encore, 9:30 Die Hard
Cinemax, 10pm & 3:50am "Feardotcom"
TNT @ 10pm "King Ralph" (John Goodman)
AMC @ 10:55 "Fang vs. Fiction:The Real Underworld of Vampires & Werewolves"
followed by "A Name For Evil" @ 11:55pm
TCM @ 11:30/2:30 EST "The Seventh Seal" (1957) Max von Sydow
Cinemax, 11:45 "Dangerous Desires" (thriller)
TNT @ Midnight "The Cable Guy" (Jim Carrey)
USA Network, 1am The Road Warrior: Mad Max
Action, 1:15 "The Art of Action: Martial Arts in the Movies"
TCM @ 1:30/4:30 EST "Night Must Fall" (1937)
Showtime, 1:35 "Thelma & Louise" (Joe Bob's nightmare)
AMC @ 1:45 or 2:15 Tales From The Crypt ep "Fitting Punishment"
Cinemax, 1:45 "From Hell"
TNT @ 2am Fletch (Chevy Chase)
VH1 @ 2am Weird Al Presents: "AL-TV"
TMC @ 2:30 "Original Sin" (thriller)
AMC @ 2:45 "Gorilla At Large"
USA Network, 3am The Shadow
TNT @ 4am "Top Secret!" (Val Kilmer)
Showtime, 4:15 "The Mangler 2"
AMC @ 4:35 Tales From The Crypt episode 'Til Death
Action, 4:50 "Emperor Of The North" Ernest Borgnine vs. Lee Marvin
TCM @ 5:30/8:30 EST Fritz Lang's "You Only Live Once" (1937)
Cinemax, 6am Barbarella (1967) Jane isn't fonda this movie
Starz @ 6:35 & 5:30pm "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas"
Action @ 6:50 "Screaming Eagles"
9/20 Sat: Mystery, 7am "Master Of The World"
TNT @ 7am "The Cable Guy" (Jim Carrey)
TCM @ 7am/10am EST "The Enforcer" (1951) Humphrey Bogart
Showtime, 7:30 "My Mom's A Werewolf"
Action, 8:20 & 5:10pm "Remo Williams: The Adv. Begins"
Starz @ 8:30 Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon
Mystery, 8:45 "Masque of the Red Death"
AMC @ 8:55 "Gunfight At The OK Corral"
Sci-Fi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000
HBO @ 9:30 "Scooby-Doo" starring Buffy herself
USA Network, 10am The Shadow (1994)
Mystery, 10:20 "The Manchurian Candidate"
Cinemax, 10:45 & 2:30am "The Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
Sci-Fi, 11am The Exorcist Part 2
USA Network, Noon The Road Warrior: Mad Max 2
Action, 12:05 "The Retaliator"
TBS @ 12:15/3:15 EST "Murder At 1600" and President Clinton's the suspect
Mystery, 12:35 & 5:50 "Art of Darkness" a Night Gallery Retrospective
TMC @ 12:45 "Crocodile Dundee in L.A."
Sci-Fi @ 1pm Exorcist 3
Mystery, 1:10 "Dark Skies" & "Pumpkinhead" & "Dead Air"
TNT @ 1:30 The Blue Brothers
AMC @ 1:30 "Rooster Cogburn" (John Wayne)
Action, 1:40 & 8:05 The Dead Zone (Stephen King movie)
UPN @ 2pm WarGames
USA Network, 2pm "Superman 2" 100% Brando-free!
Encore, 2pm Die Hard
Showtime, 2:15 "Lara Croft, Tomb Raider"
Starz @ 2:05pm & 12:40am "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Sci-Fi, 3pm "The Prophecy" Part 2 & 3
AMC @ 3:45 "Shane" repeated 3:45am
Showtime, 4pm "Domestic Disturbance"
Spike (TNN), 4pm "Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock"
TNT @ 4pm "King Ralph" (John Goodman)
TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST "Cliffhanger" (Stallone), repeated 10:45/1:45
Encore, 4:15 & 2:40am "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Cinemax, 4:30 "Sniper 2"
USA Network, 4:30 Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall
FX @ 6pm "Porky's" (1981) followed by American Pie
TNT @ 6pm "Analyze This"
Encore, 6:05 "Short Circuit 2" Number 5 is still alive
Sci-Fi @ 7pm "Dragon Fighter" (2002)
Cinemax, 8pm & 4:05am "From Dusk Till Dawn" (1996)
TNT @ 8pm "Lethal Weapon 2"
Sci-Fi @ 9pm & 1am "Deadly Swarm" (2003)
PAX @ 9pm "Terror Peak" (Lynda Carter)
Encore, 9:35 "Slackers" & "Fortress"
Cinemax, 10pm "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
Action, 10pm "Another 48 Hours"
Mystery, 10pm The Fly 2
TNT @ 10:30 Ghostbusters
Starz @ 11pm "Bones"
Sci-Fi, 11pm Screamers (Peter Weller as the astronaut)
NBC @ 11:30: Saturday Night Live host Christopher Walken
Action, 11:35 "Relentless 3"
AMC @ 11:50 "The Shootist" (John Wayne)
Mystery, 11:50 "Pumpkinhead" & "Hardcore"
TNT @ 12:45 Spielberg's The Goonies
TBS @ 12:45/3:45 EST "Counterstrike" followed in 2 hours by
Universal Soldier Jean Claude Van Damme is a zombie
Action, 1:05 "Remo Williams: The Adv. Begins"
Telemundo, 2am Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla 2 The rematch
TNT @ 3am Godzilla 2000, repeated @ 7am
Scifi @ 3am Roddy McDowall's Fright Night 2
followed by an episode of In Search Of @ 5am
Action, 3:10 The Dead Zone (Stephen King movie)
AMC @ 3:45 "Shane"
TBS @ 4:30/7:30 EST "The Crush"
Action @ 5am "Twilight of the Dark Master" & "Body Slam"
Mystery, 5:15 "Dark Skies" & "The Whistle Blower"
Starz @ 5:50 Wierd Al's "UHF" spoofs movies
9/21 Sun: TMC @ 8:15am & 5:35pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
HBO @ 9am & 6:15pm The Time Machine (new remake)
TNT @ 9am Beetlejuice!
Showtime, 9:05 "Once Bitten" (Jim Carrey, Lauren Hutton)
Comedy Central, 9:30 Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Cinemax, 9:30 "Shallow Hal" (2001) repeated 9pm Mon
TMC @ 10am "The Others" & "Flatliners"
AMC @ 10:05 "High Noon" (Gary Cooper) remade as Outland
Sci-Fi, 10:30 "No Escape"
TNT @ 11am Ghostbusters
Cinemax, 11:30 "Freejack"
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST "Mr. Smith Goes To Washington" (Jimmy Stewart)
Sci-Fi, 1pm Waterworld (four friggin' hours)
TBS @ 1pm/4pm EST Universal Soldier: The Return (Jean Claude Van Damme)
followed by Point Break (Val Kilmer as a surfer FBI agent)
HBO @ 1:45 "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
TMC @ 1:45 "4 Dogs Playing Poker" (thriller)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST Hitchcock's "Notorious" (1946)
Family Channel, 3pm "Joe Vs. The Volcano" (Tom Hanks)
Lifetime, 3pm "I Know What You Did" (chick flik version)
Cinemax, 3pm Hot Shots Part Deux
TNT @ 3:30 "Lethal Weapon 2"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Lady From Shanghai" (1948) dir. Orson Welles
Sci-Fi, 5pm "Dragon Fighter" & "Dragonheart:A New Beginning"
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Little Nicky" Adam Sandler is Satan's son
TCM @ 7:30/10:30 EST Dracula (1931) Joe Bob's review
followed in 3 hours by "Son Of Frankenstein" (1939) Boris Karloff
HBO @ 1:20am "The Ghost & The Darkness" (remake of Bwana Devil)
AMC @ 1:45 "High Plains Drifter" (Clint)
Mystery, 3:50 "Spy Game"
TMC @ 7am "Dr Goldfoot" (Vincent Price comedy)
TCM @ 7:45/10:45 EST "Dr Socrates" (1935)
Cinemax, 8:15 Escape From L.A. Call me Plissken
9/22 Mon: Starz @ 7:30am, 7pm & 2:30am "The Bourne Identity"
Starz @ 9:30 Police Academy 4: COPS
Encore, 9:45 & 6:05pm RoboCop 3
Action, 9:50 "Squirm" a past Mystery Science Theater 3000 feature
Cinemax, 10am & 8pm "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
Sci-Fi, 10am 976-Evil 2: The Astral Factor
AMC @ 10:25 "The Out-Of-Towners" (Goldie Hawn tries to escape New York)
Mystery, 11:20 "Hunter"
Sci-Fi @ Noon Halloween 2
TMC @ Noon & 9pm "Soul Survivors" (2001)
Mystery, 1:05 & 11:05 "I Love You To Death"
Sci-Fi, 2pm Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "Angel On My Shoulder" (1946) Claude Rains as a judge sent by Satan
Encore, 3:20 "Awakenings"
TMC @ 3:30pm & 10:30 "Rollerball" (remake)
Cinemax, 4pm Batman Forever (1995) repeated Fri 12pm
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST: Dinner & A Movie "A Perfect Murder" followed by
"The Hand That Rocks The Cradle" (1992)
TMC @ 5:15 "Road Ends"
Showtime, 5:30 "Awakenings"
Cinemax, 6pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
VH1 @ 6pm Weird Al Presents AL-TV
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Shirly Temple Black
Family Channel, 8pm "The Burbs" (Bruce Dern, Tom Hanks)
Showtime, 8pm "Windtalkers" repeated Thu 7:45pm
TBS @ 9:25/12:25 EST: both movies repeated, without the hosts this time
Mystery, 9:30pm & 4:05am "Dead Connection"
Action, 10pm & 4:35am Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Sci-Fi @ 11pm "Alien Hunter"
Showtime, 12:15 "8 Million Ways To Die"
Mystery, 12:45 "Blood & Concrete, A Love Story"
Starz @ 12:50am "Surviving The Game" it's the most dangerous
Action, 1:05 "The Puppet Masters"
Cinemax, 1:30 "The Dentist" (1996)
TNT @ 3am "Contact"
Cinemax, 3:05 Arnold in "Collateral Damage" as a fireman
Mystery, 5:50 "Hunter"
TMC @ 6:20 "CHOMPS" (nice robo-dog)
Starz @ 6:30 "I Love Trouble"
9/23 Tue: AMC @ 7:15 Dragnet (1966)
followed by "In Like Flint" & "Our Man Flint" (James Coburn-fu)
Mystery, 7:35 "Goliath Awaits" Riddle me this: who's the 1st Mate?
followed by "The Manchurian Candidate" murder, she wrote
and then "Flowers In The Attic"
TMC, 9:35am & 4pm "The Comedy of Terrors" (Karloff, Lorre, Price)
Cinemax, 10am John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars
HBO @ 2pm "The Rocketeer" (1991, set in 1930s)
TCM @ 6pm EST Forbidden Planet (1956)
USA @ 9pm Twins
AMC @ 10pm & 2:20am Airport 77
Action @ 12am "The Omen" (Joe Bob says check it out)
Showtime @ 12am "Thelma & Louise" (Joe Bob's nightmare)
followed by "Virtual Girl" @ 2:45am
AMC @ 2:20am Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
Scifi @ 3am "The Terminal Man"
Action, 3:15 "Aliens"
HBO @ 4:15 "Resident Evil"
Mystery, 5:45 "The Manchurian Candidate" murder, she wrote
9/24 Wed: Mystery, 8am "Master Of The World" by Jule Verne
followed by "Murder Is Easy" starring The Hulk's Bill Bixby
Action @ 8:10 "Message From Space"
USA @ 9am "Skeletons In The Closet"
TMC @ Noon "Legally Blond" (2001)
Starz, 1pm The Last Dragon black kung fu
Scifi, 2pm "Ultraviolet: Part 3"
Mystery, 2:30 Play Misty For Me (Clint vs. psycho lady)
Cinemax, 2:30 & 10:05 "Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones"
Encore, 2:35 "Cocoon: The Return"
USA Network, 3pm Twins (Schwarzenegger, DeVito)
Showtime, 3pm "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Action, 3:20 "Mother Jugs & Speed" (Bill Cosby, Raquel Welch)
Mystery, 4:20pm & 4:30am "Dead Air"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST Poltergeist they're here...
AMC @ 5:35 "The Eiger Connection" (Clint)
Action @ 6:35 Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah
Showtime, 7pm "Domestic Disturbance" (John Travolta) repeated Sun
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST The Shawshank Redemption, repeated in 4 hours
UPN @ 8pm - new episode of "Enterprise" (it doesn't suck anymore)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:50am "Tora! Tora! Tora!"
Encore, 8pm "Slackers"
USA Network, 8pm Arnold in "Raw Deal" repeated Thu 3pm
Cinemax, 8:30 "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
Starz @ 9pm "Sudden Death"
Scifi @ 9pm "Battlefield Earth," same star as Look Who's Talking
Spike (TNN), 9pm "Risky Business"
TMC @ 9pm "Legally Blond"
TNT @ 9pm & 11:30 "Lethal Weapon 2"
TCM @ 10:15pm/1:15 EST "Forever Darling" (1956) The Angel: James Mason
TMC @ 10:45 "The Grave"
Scifi, 11pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
Encore, 11:30 "Mulholland Drive"
Action, 11:50 "Death Ring"
TCM @ 12am/3am EST "The Decks Ran Red" (1958) James Mason
Encore, 2am "American Pie 2"
TMC @ 2am "Christina's House"
Bravo, 3am "Gorky Park"
Scifi @ 3am Blood & Donuts the vampire's late shift
Showtime, 3:30 "Legacy Of Horror" (1978)
HBO @ 3:40 "Greenmail" (2001)
AMC @ 3:50 "Angel & The Badman" (John Wayne) repeated 1:15pm
Action, 4am "Yongary, Monster From The Deep"
Action, 5:30 "The Bedford Incident"
followed by "The Red Badge Of Courage" @ 7:15
Encore, 5:35 Damnation Alley
followed by "Max Dugan Returns"
AMC @ 6am Bond Girls Forever
9/25 Thu: Showtime, 7am "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989) John Saxon
Action, 8:30, 8:15pm & 4:15am Adv. of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Mystery, 8:40 "Dark Skies"
Scifi, 9:30 "Steel Dawn" by the star of Red Dawn
Action, 10:15, 5pm & 12:05am The Black Hole
Mystery, 10:20 "Agatha Christie's The Man In The Brown Suit"
TMC @ 10:45 "Incredible Two-Headed Transplant" (1971) Bruce Dern
Cinemax, 11am "The Lost Boys" with fangs
Scifi, 11:30 Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
TBS @ 11:30am/2:30pm EST "Bird On A Wire" (Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn)
Encore, 12:20 "Jumpin Jack Flash"
Scifi, 2pm & 11pm "Future Sport"
Action, 2:50 & 10pm "Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins"
USA Network, 3pm Arnold in "Raw Deal"
Starz, 3pm & 11pm "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Mystery, 4:15 & 11:45 "Black Widow"
TCM @ 4:15/7:15 EST "Accidents Happen" (1938) Ronald Reagan
followed by "Code Of The Secret Service" (1939) & "9 Lives Are Not Enough" (1941)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Net," repeated after Bird On A Wire
TMC @ 5:15pm & 4:35am "Choke"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Power Play"
Action, 6:35 Tron
Starz @ 6:45 Back To The Future: Part 2
Scifi @ 7pm Highlander sequels
TBS @ 7:15/10:15 EST "Bird On A Wire" (see above)
Showtime, 7:45 "Windtalkers" (2002) Navajos in WW2 action
Mystery, 8pm & 1:35am The Fly 2
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Battle of the Bulge" (WW2 movie)
Oxygen, 8pm Hitchcock's "Psycho" (1960)
USA Network, 9pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day
TCM @ 9:15/12:15 EST Deliverance (1972)
Encore, 9:35 "The Jerk" (Steve Martin)
Spike (TNN), 11pm "Stripperella" vs. an evil queen
TBS @ 11:15pm/2:15am EST "Wolf" (Jack Nicholson as a werewolf)
AMC @ 11:20 "Von Ryan's Express" (POWs steal a Nazi train)
Cinemax, 11:50 "From Dusk till Dawn"
Encore, 1:15am Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
USA Network, 2am "Black Mask" (Jet Li vs. drug lords)
Scifi, 3am "Duplicates" (not to be confused with Human Duplicators
Bravo, 3am "The Imposters"
TNT @ 3:30 Stephen King's "Pet Sematary"
Cinemax, 3:40 "Frailty"
Starz @ 4am "Bones"
AMC @ 5:10 "Goodbye Charlie"
9/26 Fri: Starz @ 6:50am & 7:05pm "Dr Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas"
Starz @ 8:45 & 5:30pm "Nothing But Trouble"
Encore, 9am "The Elephant Man" (Dr: Anthony Hopkins)
Scifi, 10am Alien Nation movie The Udara Legacy
TCM @ 10:15/1:15 EST "Shadows On The Stairs" (1941)
followed by "Fingers At The Window" (1942)
Starz @ 10:30 Weird Al's UHF
USA Network, 10:30 "Black Mask" (Jet Li vs. drug lords)
Mystery, 10:50 "Art of Darkness: A Night Gallery Retrospective"
Mystery, 11:20, 8pm & 5:40am Trenchcoat - 100% Weird
Scifi, 12pm "The Martian Chronicles" (4 hours)
Cinemax, Noon & 10pm Batman Forever
Starz @ 12:35 & 12:20am "Undercover Brother"
Oxygen, 1pm Psycho (Anthony Perkins)
TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST "Slightly Dangerous" (1943)
followed by "Lady In The Lake" (1946) Marlowe murder mystery
Encore, 1:30 "Dark Angel"
Starz, 2:05, 9pm & 3:30am 007 spoof Austin Powers in Goldmember
USA Network, 2:30 Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Starz @ 3:45 "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Gina Davis)
AMC @ 4:30 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
AMC @ 5:35 "Von Ryan's Express" (POWs steal a Nazi train)
AMC @ 6:15 Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Showtime, 6:30 "Scary Movie 2"
TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST Mel Brooks "Blazing Saddles" & Spaceballs (his SW spoof)
UPN @ 8pm Iron Eagle 2 (1988) Louis Gossett Jr.
Pax @ 8pm Mel Brooks' "Life Stinks" love in a dumpster
AMC @ 8pm, 10:40 & 1:20am Jaws
USA Network, 8pm Total Recall
Encore, 8pm "Broadcast News" & "Friday"
TNT @ 8pm Blast From The Past Sissy Spacek, Christopher Walken
TBS @ 9pm/12am EST "3 Men & A Baby" dir: Leonard Nimoy
Cinemax, 10pm Batman Forever
TNT @ 11pm Batman & Robin (1997)
TCM @ 11pm/2am EST Kurosawa's "Throne Of Blood" (1957) Shakespeare Fu
TBS @ 11pm/2am EST "The Man Without A Face" (Mel Gibson)
TMC @ 11:05 "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
Encore, 11:50 "Fortress"
TMC @ 1am "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
HBO @ 1:30 "The Redemption"
TNT @ 1:30 "The Crush" (a teen Play Misty For Me)
USA Network, 1:30 "Peter Benchley's Creature"
Encore, 1:35 Poison Ivy
TNT @ 3am "Hideaway"
Bravo, 4am "Monkeybone"
HBO @ 4am "My Cousin Vinny" Oh yeah, you blend
AMC @ 4:05 "Boom: Hollywood's Greatest Disaster Movies" or
Tales From The Crypt episode
followed by "Grand Theft Auto" or "It Came From Beneath The Sea"
Encore, 5:35 "Spacehunter: Adv. In The Forbidden Zone"
followed by "High Road To China"
Starz @ 5:35 "The Purple Rose of Cairo" (fantasy)
followed by "The Bourne Identity" repeated 3pm & 11pm
TNT @ 6am Jaws Part 3-D
followed by Conan the Barbarian
TCM @ 7am/10am EST "Born To Kill" (1947)
Linda Blair's new movie out in October 2003 is Monster Makers, in which monsters come out of her TV into the real world...Click here to violate the treaty