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Date/time Movie Title/Description Links Channel
Mon 5-1-06, alien stay-home-from-work day, Admiral Dewey Day in Manila:
7:10 am, Mon Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
7:30 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Flix Movie Channel
8:00 am, A Mighty Wind (more fun than a spinal tap) Comedy Central
9:00 am, Goodbye Charlie (Tony Curtis turns into Debbie Reynolds) American Movie Classics
9:40 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer WAM!
10:05 am, Mon Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
10:35 am, Mon Hellboy Starz
11:00 am, Mon It Came from Beneath the Sea Action Channel
11am & 2am Krippendorf's Tribe (Jenna Elfman) FX Channel
11:15 am, Ransom (1956, Glenn Ford) Turner Classic Movies
11:45 am, Mon LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
Noon Robots (CGI) HBO
12:30 pm, Mission Impossible (1996) USA Network
12:45 pm, Mon The Preacher's Wife HBO #3
1:00 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
1:10 pm, Mon The Addams Family HBO Zone
1:30 pm, Drop Dead Fred HBO
2:00 pm, Mon Enemy Mine (another Robinson Crusoe On Mars) Cinemax
2:30 pm, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
3:00 pm, The Foreigner USA Network
2:45 pm, Mon Troll 2 Showtime #2
4:10 pm, Mon Small Soldiers Actionmax
4:15 pm, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer Flix Movie Channel
4:35 pm, Mon Powder The Movie Channel
4:40 pm, Mon Elvira 2: Elvira's Haunted Hills Mystery Channel
4:45 pm, Mon Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
5:00 pm, Mon The Beastmaster HBO Family
Footloose (Kevin Bacon, Sean Penn) HBO-S
5pm/8pm EST Casablanca (Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 pm, Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins American Movie Classics
6:05 pm, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
6:25 pm, Mon Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
6:35 pm, Mon LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
6:50 pm, Mon Sin City (2005, based on the graphic novel) Starz
7pm/10pm EST Doctor Strangelove (1963, Kubrick's WW3 comedy) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm, Twisted (2004) Showtime
7:30 pm, Shark Tale (CGI Godfather spoof, DeNiro) More Max
7:45 pm, Mon Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger) Action Channel
8:00 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
Dominion: Prequel to The Exorcist (2005) Cinemax
Ever After (1998, Drew Barrymore, Anjelica Huston) Family Channel
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King Encore
Monsters Inc. (CGI animated, Dan Goodman) Disney Channel
Paycheck (2003) The Movie Channel
Predator Mystery Channel
SWAT (2003) FX Channel
White Men Can't Jump (comedy) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am The Day After Roswell (in 1947) History Channel
9:00 pm, Robots (CGI animated, Mel Brooks) HBO
Hide & Seek (2005) More Max
The Ladykillers (2004 remake, Tom Hanks as the home invader) Starz
9pm/12am EST Citizen Kane (Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
10:00 pm, Mon Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
The Money Pit (Tom Hanks comedy) WE
Dangerous Game (Harvey Keitel, Madonna) Showtime #2
Penn & Teller's Bull: Ground Zero Showtime
10:30 pm, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
The Ref (Dennis Leary vs. bickering hostages) American Movie Classics
10:45 pm, Mon Airplane! HBO Zone
11:00 pm, Mon Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood SCIFI
11:15/2:15 EST The Graduate (Anne Bancroft, Dustin Hoffman) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 pm, Mon Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters) The Movie Channel
12:00 am, Austin Powers (007 spoof) TBS
12:05 am, Tue Gacy Starz Second Feed
12:15 am, Tue Scarecrow Gone Wild Mystery Channel
12:30 am, Remo Williams, The Adv. Begins American Movie Classics
12:55 am, Tue The Jacket HBO #2
1:00 am, Ticker (2001) USA Network
1:05 am, Tue The Mangler Thrillermax
1:15/4:15 EST Network (I'm mad as Hell, & I'm not going to take it anymore) Turner Classic Movies
1:20 am, Tue Toys Starz Family
1:35 am, Tue The Beastmaster HBO Family
Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
1:40 am, Tue Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) Encore
2:00 am, Tue Toolbox Murders Showtime #2
3:00 am, Tue Dentist II Thrillermax
Sin City Starz
3:30 am, Tue Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
3:35 am, Tue Predator Mystery Channel
3:45 am, Tue Necronomicon More Max
4:00 am, Tue Friday the 13th, Part 3 HBO Zone
4:05 am, Tue Excalibur HD Movies
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Tue 5-2-06:
7am/10am EST I Wake Up Screaming (1941) Fox Movie Channel
7:05 am, Tue Elvira's Haunted Hills (Elvira 2) Mystery Channel
8:25 am, Tue Midsummer Night's Dream, A Flix Movie Channel
8:50 am, Tue Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO Zone
9:00 am, Tue Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
9am/noon EST Double Indemnity (1944, it'll look like an accident) Turner Classic Movies
9:40 am, Tue Dazzle Starz Family
10:30 am, Tue AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
Van Helsing Mystery Channel
10:35 am, Tue The Beast of Hollow Mountain Flix Movie Channel
11am/2pm EST Sunset Blvd. (1950) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 am, Tue The Incredibles Starz Kids
11:45 am, Tue I, Robot More Max
Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger) Showtime Beyond
Noon Tommy (the pinball wizard) Flix Movie Channel
12:30 pm, Tue The Butterfly Effect Encore
1pm/4pm EST The Third Man (Joseph Cotten vs. Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 pm, Tue The Ring Two HBO
1:40 pm, Tue Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) Thrillermax
3pm/6pm EST The Maltese Falcon (Bogart, Greenstreet, Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm, Tue Contact HBO
3:45 pm, Tue Johnny Mnemonic Showtime Beyond
3:50 pm, Tue Defending Your Life Encore's Love Stories
4:00 pm, Tue Addams Family Values HBO Zone
John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Thrillermax
4:05 pm, Tue The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
5pm/8pm EST Birth Of A Nation (1915) Turner Classic Movies
5:45 pm, Tue Catwoman Cinemax
6:00 pm, Tue Dazzle Starz Family
7:00 pm, Tue Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) HBO Family
7pm/10pm EST The Name Of The Rose (Sean Connery in 14th century) Fox Movie Channel
7:15 pm, Tue Resident Evil: Apocalypse More Max
8:00 pm, Tue AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
The Butterfly Effect (2004) Encore
Darkness Mystery Channel
The Faculty (1998) The Movie Channel
The Incredibles Starz Kids
Murder By Numbers (2002) American Movie Classics
Platoon (1986) Showtime #2
Stuart Little (v.o. Michael J. Fox) Disney Channel
Who's Harry Crumb? (John Candy as a private eye) Flix Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Hi-Tech Hitler: Nazi technology History Channel
8:30 pm, Tue Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
8:30/11:30 EST Haunted Spooks (1920, Hal Roach haunted house spoof) Turner Classic Movies
8:35 pm, Tue Godly Boyish Sundance Channel
9:00 pm, Tue Bewitched (Nicole Kidman as the modern witch) Starz
I, Robot (2004) More Max
Out For Justice (Steven Seagal) Spike (TNN)
9:15/12:15 EST Uncle Tom's Cabin (1927, Abe Lincoln read the book) Turner Classic Movies
9:15/12:15 EST The Haunted (1991) Fox Movie Channel
9:35 pm, Tue Van Helsing Mystery Channel
10pm & 2am Mega Movers (raising a B52 from a lake) History Channel
10:45 pm, Tue Phenomenon HBO Family
11:00 pm, Tue How to Make a Monster (2001) SCIFI
11:30 pm, Tue Forbidden Zone Flix Movie Channel
11:30/2:30 EST The Jazz Singer (1927, Al Jolson in blackface) Turner Classic Movies
11:45 pm, Tue The Hazing Showtime Beyond
12:00 am, Wed Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO Zone
12:10 am, Wed Saw Showtime #2
12:45 am, Wed Catwoman Cinemax
1:00 am, Wed The Halfway House Showtime Extreme
1:15 am, Wed Ripper 2: Letter from Within Showtime Beyond
2:30 am, Wed AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
2:45 am, Wed Constantine HBO #2
3:10 am, Wed The Butterfly Effect Encore
3:25 am, Wed Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs HBO Zone
3:30 am, Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964) American Movie Classics
3:45 am, Wed The Night Flier More Max
4:45 am, Wed On the Beach (watching the mushroom clouds) Action Channel
5:35 am, Wed Darkness Mystery Channel
6:00 am, Wed The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
6:10 am, Wed The Village (some things in the woods) Starz
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Wed 5-3-06:
7:00 am, Wed Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO #2
7:35 am, Wed The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime
8:30 am, Wed Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 HD Movies
8:55 am, Wed The Game Showtime Extreme
9:05 am, Wed The Forgotten Mystery Channel
10:20 am, Wed Altered States Cinemax
11:15 am, Wed Dark Water Showtime Beyond
11:20 am, Wed Batman & Robin Actionmax
11:45 am, Wed The Crow Starz Second Feed
1:00 pm, Wed Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
1pm/4pm EST Batman (1966, Adam West) Fox Movie Channel
1:50 pm, Wed Airplane! HBO Zone
2:00 pm, Wed The Hitcher 2: I've Been Waiting USA Network
3:00 pm, Wed Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
4:20 pm, Wed Batman (1989) Cinemax
4:30/7:30 EST Horror film short "Killer Dogs" Turner Classic Movies
4:50 pm, Wed The Village Starz
5:20 pm, Wed Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
5:45 pm, Wed The Game Showtime Extreme
6:15 pm, Wed Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Flix Movie Channel
7:00 pm, Bullets Over Broadway (1994 comedy) Sundance Channel
7:10 pm, Wed Deep Rising Starz Second Feed
7:15 pm, Wed Elektra (she's still a daredevil) More Max
Tombstone (Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer) The Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Batman & Robin Actionmax
Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) Cinemax
The Forgotten Mystery Channel
007 in From Russia with Love American Movie Classics
Lilo & Stitch (2002, animated alien pet movie) Disney Channel
The Perfect Wife (2000, Perry King) Lifetime Movies Channel
Saw Showtime
Top Gun (Tom Cruise has a need for speed) Family Channel
White Chicks (Wayans & Wayans undercover as white girls) Encore
8pm & 12am Modern Marvels: Diamond Mines History Channel
9:00 pm, Wed The Crow (Brandon Lee) Starz Second Feed
The Accused (Jodie Foster) More Max
Liar Liar (Jim Carrey is possessed, by the truth) Starz
9pm & 1am Windtalkers (Nicolas Cage, dir: John Woo) A&E
9:30 pm, Boyz N the Hood (1991) The Movie Channel
9:35 pm, Wed The Final Conflict: Omen 3 Mystery Channel
9:50 pm, Wed Fatal Reunion (2004) Lifetime Movie Network
10:00 pm, Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005) Cinemax
10:30 pm, Wed 007 in Never Say Never Again American Movie Classics
11:40 pm, Wed Dentist II Thrillermax
12:30 am, Thu White Skin Encore's Love Stories
Bikini Chain Gang (2004) Cinemax
1:30 am, Thu Superman: The Movie Actionmax
1:45 am, Thu Kubrick's violent A Clockwork Orange More Max
3:00 am, Flight Of The Phoenix (1966) American Movie Classics
3:10 am, White Chicks (Wayans & Wayans) Encore
3:30 am, Flight Of The Intruder (1991) Cinemax
3:40 am, Thu The Crow Starz Second Feed
3:45/6:45 EST 20000 Years In Sing Sing (1932) Turner Classic Movies
3:50 am, Thu Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Starz
4:00 am, Thu Duel (road rage with a really big truck) Action Channel
4:20 am, Thu The Mangler Thrillermax
4:50 am, Thu The Forgotten Mystery Channel
5:00 am, Thu Duel (Dennis Weaver, written in the Twilight Zone) Movie Plex
5:30 am, Quills (the Marquis de Sade, 2000) Cinemax
6:00 am, Thu Durango Kids Starz Family
6:30 am, Planet Of the Vampires Showtime
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Thurs 5-4-06:
7:00 am, Thu Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
8:00 am, Thu Back to the Future, Part III Movie Plex
8:30 am, Thu Batman Returns A&E
Catwoman Actionmax
8:45 am, Thu So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Encore's Love Stories
9:00 am, Thu Superman II HBO Family
9:15/12:15 EST The Petrified Forest (1936, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 am, Thu Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
11:25 am, Thu Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) The Movie Channel
11:45 am, Thu The Flight of the Phoenix American Movie Classics
The Jacket HBO Zone
12:15 pm, Thu House of Wax (remake) Thrillermax
12:30 pm, Thu Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO Family
12:50 pm, Thu Demolition Man Encore
1:05 pm, Thu Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
1:30/4:30 EST Bureau Of Missing Persons (1933, corpse groom) Turner Classic Movies
2:05 pm, Thu Back to the Future, Part III Movie Plex
2:10 pm, Thu Predator 2 Starz Second Feed
2:15 pm, Thu 007 in Never Say Never Again American Movie Classics
2:30 pm, Thu Batman Returns A&E
Fatal Reunion Lifetime Movie Network
2:35 pm, Thu Durango Kids Starz Family
The Killing Fields (1984, Haing S. Ngor) More Max
2:45 pm, Thu The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
3:50 pm, Thu Shaun of the Dead (slacker vs. zombies in London) Thrillermax
4:10 pm, Thu Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
5:30 pm, Thu 007 in From Russia with Love American Movie Classics
5:40 pm, Thu So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Encore's Love Stories
7:00 pm, Thu Superman II HBO Family
Walking Tall Showtime
7pm & 9pm Friends Til The End (she wants to be you, in the worst way) Oxygen
7pm/10pm EST Green Pastures (1936, God tests human race) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm, Grand Theft Parsons (theives steal the singer's body) Showtime #2
8:00 pm, Thu Demolition Man (Stallone vs. Wesley Snipes in 2032) Encore
Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) WE
Powder (1995 fantasy) The Movie Channel
The Beverly Hillbillies (Jim Varney) Family Channel
The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) American Movie Classics
Toy Story (CGI, Tom Hanks, Tim Allen) Disney Channel
Wilbur Wants To Kill Himself (comedy) Sundance Channel
8pm & 12am Pyramids: Majesty & Mystery History Channel
8:15 pm, Hide & Seek (2005, DeNiro vs. imaginary spook) Cinemax
8:30 pm, Thu Duel Action Channel
11:14 (2003 thriller) Showtime
9:00 pm, Thu Doc Hollywood (Michael J. Fox) Hallmark Channel
Herbie Fully Loaded (still a lovebug) Starz
The Jacket HBO Zone
The Mummy Returns (2001) USA Network
The Natural BRAVO
9pm & 12am Mysteries Of The Bermuda Triangle History Channel
9pm/12am EST Adv. of Huckleberry Finn (1939) Turner Classic Movies
9pm/12am EST Kiss Of Death (1995 remake) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Strangeland (1998, torture chamber internet stalker) IFC
9:30 pm, Thu Duel Movie Plex
10:00 pm, Thu Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
Jackie Chan's First Strike (a nuke is missing) Encore
Sliver (1993) Cinemax
Penn & Teller's Bull: Ground Zero Showtime
10:45 pm, Thu Highlander (Sean Connery) American Movie Classics
11:00 pm, Thu American Psycho SCIFI
Back to the Future, Part III Movie Plex
11pm/2am EST Baby Face (1933) Turner Classic Movies
12:00 am, Fri The Natural BRAVO
12:35 am, Fri Virus Starz
12:45/3:45 EST Trader Horn (1931, she who must be obeyed) Turner Classic Movies
12:45 am, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
1:30 am, Fri The Night Flier Thrillermax
2:30 am, Supercop Cinemax
2:45 am, Fri Shredder Showtime #2
3:00 am, The Howling 2 Encore
3am/6am EST Tod Browning's Freaks (1932) Turner Classic Movies
3:30 am, Hand Of Death (1962, don't let him touch you) American Movie Classics
3:55 am, Fri Friday the 13th, Part 7, The New Blood HBO Zone
4:00 am, Hand That Rocks The Cradle (another psycho Sitter) HBO
5:25 am, Fri Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales) HBO Zone
6:00 am, Fri Silent Running (Bruce Dern & 2 robots in space) Sundance Channel
6:05 am, Flash Gordon (Flash vs. Max Von Sydow) Encore
6:30 am, Fri So I Married an Axe Murderer Encore's Love Stories
6:45 am, Fri Groundhog Day Starz Kids
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Fri 5-5-06, Mexico's 4th of July:
8:00 am, Fri 13 Going on 30 WAM!
Boogeyman Starz
8:20 am, Fri The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
9:30 am, Fri The Ring Two HBO #3
9:45 am, Fri Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
10:45 am, Fri Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
11:30/2:30 EST The Sand Pebbles (1966, Steve McQueen) American Movie Classics
12:00 pm, Fri All Souls Day SCIFI
The Game Showtime Showcase
12:20 pm, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
1pm/4pm EST Fantastic Voyage (Donald Pleasence, Raquel Welch) Fox Movie Channel
1:30/4:30 EST Captain Blood (1935, Errol Flynn) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The Adventures Of Errol Flynn (bio) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm, Fri John Carpenter's Vampires: Los Muertos SCIFI
Rosemary's Baby Thrillermax
2:50 pm, Fri I, Robot More Max
3:15 pm, Fri Highlander American Movie Classics
3:20 pm, Fri Virus Starz
3:45 pm, Fri True Lies Actionmax
4:00 pm, Fri Nine Lives Showtime #2
5pm/8pm EST Millennium Fox Movie Channel
5:10 pm, Fri Boogeyman Starz
6:00 pm, Fri Apt Pupil HD Movies
6:15 pm, Fri Groundhog Day Starz Kids
Tank Girl (after the killer comet) Action Channel
6:30 pm, Chicken Run HBO
Play Dirty (Michael Caine) Showtime #2
7pm/10pm EST Alien Nation (L.A.'s latest immigrants, from another planet, 1988) Fox Movie Channel
7:40 pm, Fri 13 Going on 30 WAM!
8:00 pm, Fri Assault On Precinct 13 (2005 remake) Cinemax
The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
Cellular (2004) Encore
Finding Nemo (CGI animated) Disney Channel
The Firm (1993) BRAVO
Kindergarten Cop (Schwarzenegger) American Movie Classics
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
Silence of the Lambs (hello, Clarice) HD Movies
8pm & 12am Biography: Michael Landon (I Was A Teenage Werewolf) A&E
8:15 pm, Fri Saw Showtime Extreme
8:15/11:15 EST Forever Darling (James Mason as an Angel) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm, Robots (CGI animated, Mel Brooks as the big boss) HBO
11:14 (2003 thriller) Showtime #2
9:00 pm, Fri A League Of Their Own (Tom Hanks vs. Madonna) Lifetime
Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005, set in 1940s) More Max
The Outsider (2002, with Keith & David Carradine) Hallmark Channel
Risky Business (Tom Cruise comedy) Oxygen
Sin City Starz
Wishcraft (2001, a nerdy high schooler uses his power to kill) Lifetime
Doctor Who ep (the same child turns up at bomb sites in 1941 London) SCIFI
9pm/12am EST Alien Nation (an extraterrestrial detective & James Caan track a killer) Fox Movie Channel
9:20 pm, The Punisher (2004, tepid & gloomy) The Movie Channel
9:45 pm, Fri Darkness (2004, haunted house in Spain) Encore
10:00 pm, Fri The Amityville Horror HD Movies
10:15 pm, House (they say it's haunted) American Movie Classics
11:00 pm, Fri O Brother, Where Art Thou? TBS
11pm/2am EST Castle In The Sky (1986 Japanimation) Turner Classic Movies
followed by Porco Rosso (1992 Japanimation) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 pm, Fri Johnny Mnemonic Encore
11:30 pm, Fri Night of the Living Dead (1990) The Movie Channel
11:40 pm, Fri The Thing Below Showtime Beyond
11:50 pm, Fri The Mangler Thrillermax
12:00 am, Sat The Gift TNT
12:20 am, Sat The Game Showtime Showcase
12:35 am, Sat Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
1:00 am, Sat Open Water The Movie Channel
1am/4am EST Predator Fox Movie Channel
1:15 am, Sat The Blob (1988) Showtime Beyond
1:30 am, Sat The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
1:35 am, Sat Resident Evil: Apocalypse Cinemax
1:45 am, Sat The Silence of the Lambs HD Movies
2:00 am, Sat And Now the Screaming Starts (Peter Cushing) American Movie Classics
Audrey Rose Mystery Channel
2:25 am, Sat Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning The Movie Channel
2:45 am, Sat Toolbox Murders (hotel tenants beware) Showtime
3:00 am, Sat Audrey Rose Movie Plex
Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs (1991) HBO
3am/6am EST Fritz Lang's Fury (1936) Turner Classic Movies
3:15 am, Sat Sin City Starz
3:45 am, Sat 13 Going on 30 WAM!
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) American Movie Classics
5:00 am, Sidekicks Encore
5:45 am, Sat Apt Pupil HD Movies
6:00 am, Sat Dark Water Showtime Beyond
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Sat 5-6-06:
7am/10am EST Masque Of The Red Death (1964, Vincent Price) Turner Classic Movies
7:35 am, Sat Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO Comedy
7:40 am, Sat Dazzle Starz Family
8:00 am, Sat Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country HBO
8:30 am, Sat Scream and Scream Again Mystery Channel
8:30/11:30 EST 3 Peter Lorre cartoons (1942, 1946, 1947) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 am, Sat The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
The Haunted Palace The Movie Channel
10:05 am, Sat Duel (don't annoy big trucks) Mystery Channel
10:10 am, Sat Leviathan (don't go in the mysterious shipwreck) Encore
10:30 am, Sat The Witches of Eastwick A&E
10:40 am, Sat Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
11:00 am, Sat The Addams Family HBO
12:00 pm, Sat Child's Play UPN
12pm/3pm EST The Postman (after Waterworld) WGN Chicago
12:45 pm, Sat Addams Family Values HBO
1:00 pm, Sat Watchers Reborn SCIFI
1:15 pm, Sat LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime #2
2:00 pm, Sat Dark Water Showtime Beyond
2:15 pm, Sat Dazzle Starz Family
Tank Girl (after the killer comet) Action Channel
2:30 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
3:00 pm, Sat 007 in The Living Daylights American Movie Classics
Rottweiler SCIFI
Troll 2 Showtime #2
3:05 pm, Sat Darkness Encore
3:20 pm, Sat Hellboy Starz
3:45 pm, Sat Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
4:00 pm, Sat Jason X (Friday the 13th on a spaceship) USA Network
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen FX Channel
O Brother, Where Art Thou? TBS
4:05 pm, Sat Last Action Hero The Movie Channel
4:30 pm, Sat Small Soldiers Cinemax
5:00 pm, Sat Alien: Resurrection (TNN) Spike TV
Bone Snatcher SCIFI
5pm/8pm EST The Mask WPIX New York
5:50 pm, Sat Batman & Robin Actionmax
6:00 pm, Sat Freddy vs. Jason (warn your friends, warn everybody) USA Network
6:13 pm, Sat Don't Look Down Lifetime Movie Network
6:20 pm, Sat Hairspray (Joe Bob says check it out) Sundance Channel
White Noise Cinemax
7:00 pm, Sat Rat Race (Rowan Atkinson, JohnCleese) Comedy Central
Skeleton Man (2004) SCIFI
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
8:00 pm, Sat Alien 3 Spike (TNN)
The Chronicles of Riddick (Vin Diesel powered) Cinemax
The Goonies (Sean Astin wants hidden pirate treasure) Family Channel
The Inlaws (2003 remake) American Movie Classics
Predator (2 Governors, an alien & Carl Weathers) Encore
Dinner & A Movie: The Replacements (2000) TBS
8:30 pm, Lethal Weapon 2 (Mel Gibson, Danny Glover) TNT
9pm/12am EST Tomorrow Is Forever (1946, Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
9:00 pm, A.I. Assault (2005, Navy SEALs vs. synthetic soldiers) SCIFI
9:05 pm, Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell as dad in a superhero family) Starz
9:50 pm, Sat Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
10:00 pm, Sat Duel Mystery Channel
House of Wax (2005 remake) Cinemax
10:40 pm, Dinner & A Movie: Dumb & Dumber (but enough about the hosts) TBS
10:45 pm, Sat Hellboy Starz
11pm/2am EST Gambit (1966, Michael Caine) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 pm, Sat 007 in For Your Eyes Only American Movie Classics
Phenomenon HBO Family
12:00 am, Sun Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
Leviathan Encore
12:35 am, Sun American Werewolf in Paris, An Starz Second Feed
12:50 am, Sun Psycho (1998) Starz
1am/4am EST Madame X (1966, Ricardo Montalban) Turner Classic Movies
1:35 am, Sun Dentist II Thrillermax
2:00 am, Sun Freddy vs. Jason USA Network
2:05 am, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
3:10 am, Sun Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
4:00 am, Sun Batman & Robin Actionmax
Jason X (Friday the 13th in space) USA Network
4:40 am, Sun The Jacket HBO #2
5:00 am, Sun The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
5:05 am, Sun House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
5:10 am, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
5:15 am, Sun Troll 2 Showtime #2
5:15/8:15 EST Murder She Said (1961, Miss Marple) Turner Classic Movies
6:00 am, Sun The Game Showtime Extreme
6:30 am, Sun Spider-Man 2 HBO
7am/10am EST The Glass Slipper (Leslie Caron as Cinderella) Turner Classic Movies
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Sun 5-7-06:
7:31 am, Sun Don't Look Down (you might get vertigo) Lifetime Movie Network
8:10 am, Sun Duel (road rage from the twilight zone) Mystery Channel
8:15 am, Sun Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
9:00 am, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
10:00 am, Sun Barbarella Oxygen
10:30 am, Sun Troll 2 Showtime
11:05 am, Sun The Beast of Hollow Mountain (T-rex vs. cowboys) Flix Movie Channel
11:35 am, Sun Judge Dredd Action Channel
12:00 pm, Sun Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands FX Channel
LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
12:05 pm, Sun Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
12:30 pm, Sun Midsummer Night's Dream, A Flix Movie Channel
The Color Of Money (Paul Newman, Tom Cruise) American Movie Classics
12:45 pm, Sun Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) HBO Family
1:20 pm, Sun Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger) Action Channel
1:30 pm, Sun Catwoman Actionmax
1:45 pm, Sun Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales) HBO Zone
2:20 pm, Sun The Beastmaster HBO Family
2:30 pm, Sun Jurassic Park USA Network
2:45 pm, Sun Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) The Movie Channel
3:00 pm, Sun 007 in For Your Eyes Only American Movie Classics
3:15 pm, Sun Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
3:35 pm, Sun The Crow Starz Second Feed
3:50 pm, Sun Airplane! (funnier than Airport 77) HBO Zone
4:00 pm, Sun League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Sean Connery meets Captain Nemo) FX Channel
Spider-Man 2 HBO
4:30 pm, Sun Demolition Man Encore
Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO #2
4:40 pm, Sun Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
4:45 pm, Sun The Game Showtime Extreme
5:30 pm, The Goonies (Sean Astin, beware the pirate curse) Family Channel
The Bone Collector (1999) USA Network
6:00 pm, Dumb & Dumber TBS
6:05 pm, Sun Small Soldiers (computerized action figures try to take over) Actionmax
6:20 pm, Sun LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
6:30 pm, Liar Liar (Jim Carrey is possessed, by the truth) Encore
6:35 pm, Hollywood Shuffle (Robt. Townsend spoofs movies) The Movie Channel
6:45 pm, Spanglish (2004) HBO Signature
7:00 pm, Sun House of Wax (2005) More Max
Comets: Prophets Of Doom (conclusion) History Channel
7pm/10pm EST The Hurricane (1937, Raymond Massey) Turner Classic Movies
7:10 pm, Mindhunters (2004) Starz
8:00 pm, Sun Catwoman Actionmax
Face/Off (1997, dir: John Woo) USA Network
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (fantasy) Disney Channel
Looney Tunes, Back In Action (semi-sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit) Family Channel
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (robots attack 1930s New York) Showtime Showcase
Smokey & The Bandit and Smokey & The Bandit 2 Spike (TNN)
8pm & 12am Mega Movers: Stonehenge History Channel
8:15 pm, Team American: World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime
8:20 pm, Sun Judge Dredd Action Channel
9:00 pm, Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford) More Max
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Starz
9pm/12am EST My Cousin Vinny (comedy, Joe Pesci vs. Fred Gwynn) Fox Movie Channel
9:30 pm, Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
9:45 pm, Sun Batman (1989) Actionmax
G.I. Jane (Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL) Encore
The Perfect Nanny (too bad she's psychotic) Lifetime Movies
10:00 pm, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
The Grudge (spoofed in Scary Movie 4) Cinemax
Bound For Glory (David Carradine) Flix Movie Channel
10pm & 2am Meteors: Fire In The Sky History Channel
10:30 pm, Insomnia (Pacino) American Movie Classics
10:40 pm, Sun The Crow Starz Second Feed
11:45 pm, Sun Toys (Rip Torn plans to secretly make weapons in Robin Williams' toy factory) Starz Family
12:30 am, Mon Saw Showtime #2
12:30/3:30 EST Midnight Lace (1960, psycho in the house) Turner Classic Movies
12:50 am, Mon Virus Mystery Channel
12:55 am, Mon Beetlejuice HBO Family
1:00 am, Mon Encino Man TBS
Jurassic Park USA Network
True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Actionmax
1:35 am, Mon American Werewolf in Paris, An Starz Kids
1:45 am, Mon Demolition Man Encore
2:00 am, Mon Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands FX Channel
2:10 am, Mon Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
3:00 am, Mon Tron SCIFI
4:00 am, Mon Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
4:05 am, Mon Earth vs. the Flying Saucers Mystery Channel
4:25 am, Mon The Hazing Showtime Beyond
5:35 am, Mon Midsummer Night's Dream, A Flix Movie Channel
6:05 am, Mon Powder Starz
6:15 am, Mon Popeye (Robin Williams, Shelley Devall) More Max
6:25 am, Mon Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (killer robot clones) HBO
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Mon 5-8-06:
7:15 am, Mon John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Thrillermax
7:45 am, Mon Excalibur HD Movies
8:15 am, Mon Forever Young More Max
9:00 am, Mon Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Family
9:15 am, Mon Darkness Encore
Van Helsing Mystery Channel
9:45 am, Mon Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
10:00 am, Mon Encino Man TBS
10am/1pm EST Hitchcock (1973 bio narrated by Cliff Robertson) Turner Classic Movies
10:05 am, Mon Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price comedy) Showtime
10:30 am, Mon House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
Psycho (1998) Starz Second Feed
10:45 am, Mon Demolition Man Encore
1:45 pm, Mon Toolbox Murders Starz Second Feed
2:00 pm, Mon Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
2:30/5:30 EST Watch The Skies! Turner Classic Movies
2:25 pm, Mon Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
2:40 pm, Mon The Night Flier Thrillermax
3:00 pm, Mon Contact HBO #3
3:15 pm, Mon Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
4:00 pm, Mon Darkness Encore
The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
Face/Off USA Network
5:00 pm, Mon Resident Evil: Apocalypse More Max
5pm/8pm EST How To Marry A Millionaire (Marilyn Monroe) Turner Classic Movies
followed by The 7 Year Itch (Marilyn Monroe) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Mon Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Family
5:50 pm, Mon Batman & Robin Cinemax
6:05 pm, Mon Van Helsing Mystery Channel
6:40 pm, Mon Psycho (1998) Starz Second Feed
6:45 pm, The Parent Trap (1998) Starz
7:30 pm, Grand Theft Parsons (the musician's body is stolen) Showtime #2
7:45 pm, Mon Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
8:00 pm, Mon American Werewolf in Paris, An Starz Kids
Black Hawk Down (2001, dir: Ridley Scott) FX Channel
The Godfather 3 (1990) American Movie Classics
House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
8pm & 12am Alien Engineering: UFO Tech (part 1 of 2) History Channel
8:20 pm, Mon The Forgotten Mystery Channel
8:30 pm, Mon Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO Family
9:00 pm, Mon Toolbox Murders Starz Second Feed
Team America: World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime #2
Herbie: Fully Loaded (still a love bug) Starz
10:00 pm, The Peacemaker (1997) HBO
10:30 pm, Nightwatch Encore
12:00 am, Tue Adam & Evil Mystery Channel
Constantine HBO #2
1am/4am EST The Entity Fox Movie Channel
1:05 am, Tue The Thing Below Showtime Beyond
1:20 am, Tue AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
1:25 am, Tue Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
2:00 am, Tue The Night Flier Thrillermax
2:15 am, Tue Godzilla, King of the Monsters American Movie Classics
2:30/5:30 EST horror short "Killer Dogs" Turner Classic Movies
3:10 am, Tue Sin City Starz
3:20 am, Tue Toolbox Murders Starz Second Feed
3:25 am, Tue The Halfway House Showtime Extreme
3:30 am, Tue The Crow Encore
3:45 am, Tue Friday the 13th Part 7 - The New Blood HBO Zone
4:45 am, Tue The Forgotten Mystery Channel
5:10 am, Tue Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
6:20 am, Tue Van Helsing Mystery Channel
6:45 am, Tue So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Flix Movie Channel
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Tue 5-9-06:
7:00 am, Tue Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
7:30 am, Tue Superman: The Movie Actionmax
8:00 am, Tue Conan the Barbarian More Max
9:10 am, Tue Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Cinemax
10:00 am, Tue Batman & Robin Actionmax
Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
10:10 am, Tue Ghostbusters (comedy, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray) Black Starz
10:30 am, Tue Boogeyman Starz
12:00 pm, Tue The Ring Two HBO #3
12:45 pm, Tue The Addams Family HBO
1:00 pm, Tue Tank Girl (after the killer comet) Action Channel
2:00 pm, Tue 007 in Dr. No American Movie Classics
2:30 pm, Tue Addams Family Values HBO
3:00 pm, Tue Silent Running (Bruce Dern in space with 2 robots) Sundance Channel
4:20 pm, Tue Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
5:35 pm, Tue The Village Starz
5:40 pm, Tue Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
5:50 pm, Tue Batman & Robin Actionmax
6:20 pm, Speed 2: Cruise Control Cinemax
6:30/9:30 EST Amos & Andy in Check & Double Check (1930 blackface) Turner Classic Movies
7:00 pm, Submerged (2005) SCIFI
7:15 pm, Tue The Jacket HBO Zone
Hide & Seek (2005, DeNiro) More Max
7:30 pm, Tue Boogeyman (2005) Starz
8:00 pm, Tue So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Flix Movie Channel
Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) The Movie Channel
Dirty Dancing (Patrick Swayze) WE
Jaws 3 American Movie Classics
Mulan (1998, animated) Disney Channel
Wrong Turn (crazed cannibal hillbillies) FX Channel
8pm & 12am Teen Thrill Killers A&E
8pm & 12am Rogue Waves: The Real Poseidon Adventures History Channel
8pm/11pm EST The Mad Miss Manton (1938) Turner Classic Movies
8:30 pm, Tue Shrek, part 2 Cinemax
9:00 pm, Tue The Ring Two HBO #3
Sky High (2005, Kurt Russell as a superhero) Starz
Sub Zero (2005) SCIFI
You Belong To Me (radio host stalked by killer) Lifetime
Wildcats (1986, Goldie Hawn as football coach) More Max
9:05/12:05 EST End Of The Game (dir: Maximilian Schell) Fox Movie Channel
9:30/12:30 EST The Ghost Breakers (Bob Hope comedy, 1940) Turner Classic Movies
9:35 pm, Nell (1994, Jodie Foster as a grownup wildchild found in the woods) Encore
10:00 pm, Tue Dentist II Thrillermax
Jaws: The Revenge American Movie Classics
Tank Girl Action Channel
Wrong Turn (crazed cannibal hillbillies) FX Channel
10:30 pm, The Tick (ep) Toon Disney
10:40 pm, Tue Sin City (based on a comic book that frightens Mike Nelson) Starz
11:15/2:15 EST A Day At The Races (Marx Bros) Turner Classic Movies
1:30/4:30 EST Zenobia (Oliver Hardy vs. an elephant) Turner Classic Movies
1:35 am, Wed Ghostbusters Black Starz
2:05 am, Wed Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
2:15 am, Wed Friday the 13th, Part 3 HBO Zone
3:00 am, Wed Gozu Showtime Extreme
3:20 am, Wed The Silence of the Lambs (hello, Clarice) HD Movies
4:50 am, Wed Boogeyman Starz
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Wed 5-10-06:
9:25 am, Wed Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales) HBO Zone
10:30 am, Wed Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
11:00 am, Wed Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back FX Channel
Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO #2
11:15 am, Wed Darkness Mystery Channel
11:20 am, Wed Dark Water Showtime Beyond
11:30 am, Wed Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
12:00 pm, Wed Van Helsing Action Channel
12:50 pm, Wed Predator Mystery Channel
1:05 pm, Wed House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
1:10 pm, Wed Nine Lives Showtime #2
1:50 pm, Wed The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
3:00 pm, Wed Small Soldiers Cinemax
4:05 pm, Wed Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Comedy
4:30 pm, Wed Audrey Rose Mystery Channel
5:00 pm, Wed What Dreams May Come USA Network
5:15 pm, Wed Rosemary's Baby Thrillermax
5:30 pm, Wed Contact HBO
6:00 pm, Wed Jaws: The Revenge American Movie Classics
6:10 pm, Wed Catwoman Actionmax
6:30 pm, Wed Darkness Mystery Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Gacy Mystery Channel
Gothika (2003) American Movie Classics
Real Genius (college students build a deathray in space) The Movie Channel
Thrill (1996) Lifetime Movies Channel
True Lies Actionmax
8pm/11pm EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
8:15 pm, Wed Judge Dredd Action Channel
8:25 pm, Wed The Vampire Lovers Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Wed Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
9:00 pm, Wed The Peacemaker (1997) HBO Signature
Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO #2
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Starz
9:30 pm, Wed Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
10:00 pm, Wed Apt Pupil HD Movies
Final Destination (2000) SCIFI
House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
Little Otik (a childless couple adopt a treestump) Sundance Channel
The Mangler Thrillermax
My Big Fat Independent Movie (spoof of B-movies) The Movie Channel
Van Helsing Action Channel
12:15 am, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
1:00 am, Thu Cube Zero Showtime Beyond
The Haunting (1999) TBS
1:30/4:30 EST Marked Woman (1937, Bogart vs. Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am, Thu Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back FX Channel
2:30 am, Thu Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs HBO
3:00 am, Thu Gacy Mystery Channel
Trucks (remake of Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive) SCIFI
3:20 am, Thu Catwoman Actionmax
3:45 am, Thu Shredder Showtime #2
4:00 am, Thu The Butterfly Effect True Channel
5:20 am, Thu The Night Flier Thrillermax
5:40 am, Thu The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension Encore
6:30 am, Thu The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
6:40 am, Thu Last Action Hero Action Channel
6:45/9:45 EST Satan Met A Lady (1936, the stuff dreams are made of) Turner Classic Movies
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Thurs 5-11-06:
7:40 am, Thu Last Action Hero Movie Plex
8:00 am, Thu Troll, part 2 Showtime
8:30 am, Thu Shaun of the Dead More Max
8:30am & 2:30pm The Witches of Eastwick A&E
9:05 am, Thu The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
10:00 am, Thu The Haunting (1999) TBS
10:15 am, Thu Last Action Hero More Max
11:20 am, Thu Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Action Channel
11:35 am, Thu The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
12:20 pm, Thu Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Movie Plex
12:30 pm, Thu Midsummer Night's Dream, A Flix Movie Channel
12:45 pm, Thu Darkness Encore
1:00 pm, Thu Leviathan (don't go in the abandoned Russian sub) Mystery Channel
2:05 pm, Thu LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime #2
2:30 pm, Thu The Beast of Hollow Mountain (cowboys vs. T-rex) Flix Movie Channel
2:40 pm, Thu Airplane! HBO Zone
2:45 pm, Thu Hellboy Mystery Channel
2:50 pm, Thu Last Action Hero Action Channel
3:00 pm, Thu Nine Lives Showtime
3:15 pm, Thu Batman (1989) Cinemax
3:25 pm, Thu Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) HBO Family
3:50 pm, Thu Last Action Hero Movie Plex
4:50 pm, Thu The I Inside Mystery Channel
5:00 pm, Thu The Beastmaster HBO Family
5:10 pm, Thu Resident Evil: Apocalypse Thrillermax
6:00 pm, Thu The Addams Family HBO
Day the Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics
6:10 pm, Thu The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
6:15 pm, Thu AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
6:45 pm, Thu The Preacher's Wife HBO #3
7:00 pm, Thu The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
Hide & Creep (2004, zombies & a flying saucer) SCIFI
7:15 pm, Thu Shaun of the Dead (2004) More Max
7:30 pm, Romancing The Stone (1984) WE
7:45 pm, Spanglish (2004) HBO
8:00 pm, Thu The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am Snipers (2 hour docu) History Channel
8:20 pm, Thu Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Action Channel
9:00 pm, A.I. Assault (Navy SEALs vs. synthetic soldiers) SCIFI
9:15 pm, Thu Saw Showtime #2
9:20 pm, Thu Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Movie Plex
9:45 pm, Thu Hellboy Mystery Channel
G.I. Jane (Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL) Encore
10:00 pm, Thu Point Of No Return (Bridget Fonda must kill) WE
Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005, set in 1940s) Cinemax
Last Action Hero Action Channel
10:40 pm, Cape Fear (1991, DeNiro) Starz
11:00 pm, Thu Last Action Hero Movie Plex
11:15 pm, Thu The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
12:00 am, Fri Darkness Encore
1:15 am, Fri The Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
1:50 am, Fri Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Action Channel
2:20 am, Fri Beetlejuice HBO Family
2:50 am, Fri Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Movie Plex
3:05 am, Fri The Attic Expeditions Starz
3:20 am, Fri Altered States Cinemax
Brazil (Monty Python meets 1984's Big Brother) Encore
3:55 am, Fri The Beastmaster HBO Family
4:15 am, Fri The Amityville Horror HD Movies
5am/8:00 am, Fri Just Imagine Fox Movie Channel
5:20 am, Fri Deep Rising Starz Second Feed
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Fri 5-12-06:
7:30 am, Fri Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
Psycho (1998) Starz Second Feed
9:10 am, Fri Batman (1989) Actionmax
9:30 am, Fri The Incredibles Starz Kids
9:45 am, Fri The Game Showtime Extreme
10:35 am, Fri Dazzle Starz Family
11:00 am, Fri Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Joe Bob says check it out) FX Channel
11am/2pm EST Undercurrent (1946) Turner Classic Movies
11:15 am, Fri Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Family
11:20 am, Fri Batman & Robin Actionmax
Blade: Trinity Black Starz
12:00 pm, Fri House of Wax Thrillermax
The Lost World American Movie Classics
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
1pm/4pm EST Suddenly Last Summer (1959, a lobotomy will silence her) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 pm, Fri Creature from the Black Lagoon American Movie Classics
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Bill Murray comedy) Starz Cinema
The Natural Bravo
3pm/6pm EST Guess Who's Coming To Dinner? (1967) Turner Classic Movies
3:05 pm, Fri Troll 2 Showtime #2
3:15 pm, Fri Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
3:30 pm, Fri Psycho (1998) Starz Second Feed
3:45 pm, Fri Day the Earth Stood Still American Movie Classics
4:00 pm, Fri Elektra More Max
4:15 pm, Fri Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan (revenge served cold) HBO #2
4:30 pm, Fri Dazzle Starz Family
4:50 pm, Fri John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over) Thrillermax
5:20 pm, Fri Toolbox Murders Starz Second Feed
6:15 pm, Fri Addams Family Values HBO
The Jacket HBO #2
6:30 pm, Fri The Game Showtime Extreme
Hide & Seek (DeNiro) Cinemax
7:00 pm, Con Air (1997) Starz
Paycheck (2003) The Movie Channel
7pm/10pm EST Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Fri Batman (1989) Actionmax
Blade: Trinity Black Starz
Home Alone 3 American Movie Classics
The Incredibles Starz Kids
Jurassic Park Bravo
Legally Blonde 2 FOX
A Time To Kill (1996) TNT
White Chicks (Wayans & Wayans undercover as white girls) Encore
8pm & 12am Decoding The Past: The Bible & Prophecy of the Future (2 hours) A&E
8pm & 12am Warrior Empire: The Mughals (2 hours) History Channel
8:15 pm, Fri Catwoman (2004) Cinemax
9:00 pm, Fri House of Wax (2005) More Max
The 4th Floor (1999) Lifetime
Pulp Fiction (she will kill Bill after this) The Movie Channel
Swordfish (2001) TBS
Doctor Who ep: zombies in WW2 London SCIFI
Addams Family (1-hour ep, 1965) TV Land
9pm/12am EST Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Fri Stephen King's Carrie (Sissy Spacek) American Movie Classics
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
The Night Flier Thrillermax
The Terminator Action Channel
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (Blaxploitation spoof) Encore
10pm & 2am Biography: Ron Howard (American Graffiti) A&E
10pm & 2am High Hitler: was he a drug addict? History Channel
10:40 pm, Fri Psycho (1998) Starz Second Feed
Sky High Starz
10:50 pm, Fri The Forgotten Starz Family
White Skin Encore's Love Stories Channel
11:00 pm, Fri Jurassic Park Bravo
11pm/2am EST Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel
11pm/2am EST Princess Monoke (Japanimation, girl raised by wolves) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 pm, Fri Ghost Ship HBO #2
12:00 am, Sat Fright Night (Roddy McDowall vs. vampire) HD Movies
12:30 am, Sat American Werewolf in Paris , An Starz Second Feed
Boogeyman Starz
12:45 am, Sat Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
12:55 am, Sat Ripper 2: Letter from Within Showtime Beyond
1am/4am EST Gargantua Fox Movie Channel
1:15 am, Sat Gozu Showtime Extreme
Rosemary's Baby Thrillermax
2:00 am, Sat Buffy the Vampire Slayer FX Channel
House That Dripped Blood American Movie Classics
The Natural Bravo
2:10 am, Sat Batman & Robin Actionmax
2:15 am, Sat Toolbox Murders Starz Second Feed
2:45 am, Sat The Terminator Action Channel
3:00 am, Sat Parasite SCIFI
3:15 am, Sat Blade: Trinity Black Starz
4:15 am, Sat Creature from the Black Lagoon American Movie Classics
4:20 am, Sat The Forgotten Starz Family
4:50 am, Sat The Game Showtime Extreme
5:30 am, Sat Last Action Hero The Movie Channel
6:00 am, Sat Cool World Cinemax
6:15 am, Sat Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
6:30 am, Sat The Preacher's Wife HBO #3
6:35 am, Sat It Came from Beneath the Sea Action Channel
7am/10am EST Topper Takes A Trip (1939, ghosts) Turner Classic Movies
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Saturday the 13th:
7:15 am, Sat The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Bill Murray vs. the shark that got his partmner) Starz Cinema
9:30 am, Sat Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (evil clones comedy) HBO Zone
I, Robot (Will Smith) More Max
9:40 am, Sat Pleasantville Encore
10:00 am, Sat The Lost Boys (with fangs) SCIFI
10:10 am, Sat Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1977) Flix Movie Channel
10:15 am, Sat The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
10:30 am, Sat Boogeyman Starz
10:35 am, Sat Judge Dredd (Stallone) Showtime Beyond
12:00 pm, Sat Bram Stoker's Dracula SCIFI
12:15 pm, Sat Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
12:50 pm, Sat AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
1:20 pm, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
2:05 pm, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Flix Movie Channel
2:30 pm, Sat Predator 2 Starz Second Feed
3:30 pm, Sat Batman Returns A&E
3:45 pm, Sat The Terminator Action Channel
4:20 pm, Sat Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
4:30 pm, Sat The Ninth Gate SCIFI
5:15 pm, Sat 007 in Octopussy American Movie Classics
5:30 pm, Sat Cocoon 2: The Return WE
Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
5:40 pm, Sat Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
6:00 pm, Sat The Butterfly Effect Encore
6:15 pm, Sat Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) The Movie Channel
6:45 pm, Sat Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
7:00 pm, Sat Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
Not Another Teen Movie (Chyler Leigh) Comedy Central
Shallow Ground (2005, something strange about this murder) SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST Breakheart Pass (Charles Bronson vs. killer on a train) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST High Anxiety (Mel Brooks spoof of Hitchcock's Vertigo) Fox Movie Channel
7:05 pm, Sat I, Robot (2004, Will Smith) More Max
7:35 pm, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
8:00 pm, Sat Jurassic Park Bravo
Ever After (Drew Barrymore as Cinderella) Family Channel
Life-Size (a girl wishes a doll into a new Mom) Disney Channel
Open Water The Movie Channel
Pleasantville (1998) Encore
The Princess Bride American Movie Classics
Small Soldiers Actionmax
Stigmata Oxygen
Swordfish (thriller) TBS
8pm & 12am The Antichrist (2-hour docu) History Channel
8:15 pm, Sat Saw Showtime Extreme
8:35 pm, Sat House of the Damned Showtime Beyond
8:45 pm, Sat Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Family Zone
9:00 pm, Sat Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (comedy) HBO Zone
House Of The Dead (kids party on an island of zombies) SCIFI
Miss Congeniality 2 (Sandra Bullock, William Shatner) More Max
Super Troopers (cops vs. cops) Comedy Central
9pm/12am EST Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST A Kiss Before Dying (1956, Jeff Hunter, Robert Wagner) Turner Classic Movies
9:15 pm, Kicking & Screaming (Wil Ferrell as over-aggressive soccer coach) HBO
9:30/12:30 EST Basic Instinct (1992, Sharon Stone) WGN
10:00 pm, Sat Armageddon Action Channel
The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
The Final Conflict (Omen 3) Mystery Channel
10pm & 2am Countdown To Armageddon History Channel
10:15 pm, Assassins Encore
10:50 pm, Sat Cube Zero Starz Second Feed
11:15 pm, Sat The Princess Bride American Movie Classics
11:35 pm, Sat The Faculty The Movie Channel
11:50 pm, Sat Scarecrow Gone Wild Mystery Channel
12:00 am, Sun Stephen King's Misery (Kathy Bates) Oxygen
1:00 am, Sun The Hazing Showtime Beyond
Virus Starz
1:10 am, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
2:00 am, Sun The Butterfly Effect Encore
2:30 am, Sun The Thing Below Showtime Beyond
3:00 am, Sun The Howling SCIFI
4:00 am, Sun Armageddon Action Channel
4:05 am, Sun Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) More Max
5:05 am, Sun The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
5:30 am, Sun So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Flix Movie Channel
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Sun 5-14-06, Mother's Day:
7:30 am, Sun The Addams Family HBO Zone
8:00 am, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse Cinemax
8:30 am, Sun The Mothman Prophecies TBS
Silent Running Sundance Channel
9:00 am, Sun 13 Going on 30 Starz
Dark Water Showtime Beyond
Seven Days to Live SCIFI
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime
9:15 am, Sun Addams Family Values HBO Zone
9:30/12:30 EST Scream (it was scary) WOR New York
9:35 am, Sun Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Cinemax
10:00 am, Sun Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
10:15 am, Sun The Game Showtime Showcase
10:45 am, Sun Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
11:35 am, Sun Nine Lives Showtime #2
12:05 pm, Sun Van Helsing Action Channel
12:10 pm, Sun AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
12:20 pm, Sun Superman II HBO Family
12:30 pm, Sun Dogma Comedy Central Channel
12:35 pm, Sun The Butterfly Effect Encore
12:45 pm, Sun Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy) Showtime
1:00 pm, Sun Batman Returns A&E
Uninvited, The (1996) SCIFI
1:05 pm, Sun Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning The Movie Channel
2:20 pm, Sun Armageddon Action Channel
3:00 pm, Sun John Carpenter's The Fog SCIFI
3:45 pm, Sun Contact HBO
Dark Water Showtime Beyond
5:30 pm, Sun Stephen King's Misery Oxygen
Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO Family
6:15 pm, Anacondas: Hunt For The Blood Orchid HBO
My Girl (1991, Dan Aykroyd as the mortician) The Movie Channel
6:40 pm, Titanic (1997, James Cameron) Cinemax
7:00 pm, Sun Poltergeist - they're here... SCIFI
Super Troopers Comedy Central
7pm/10pm EST Shadows & Fog (1992 spoof noir) Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm, Sun 13 Going on 30 Starz
7:20 pm, Sun So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
8:00 pm, Sun The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
Braveheart (1995, Mel Gibson) Spike (TNN)
Charmed (final story of series, part 1 of 2) WB
The Game Showtime Showcase
Matilda (1996) The Movie Channel
8pm & 10:30 The Fugitive (Harrison Ford) TBS
8:30 pm, 3000 Miles To Graceland (2001, Kurt Russell) TNT
9:00 pm, Sun Thir13teen Ghosts (2001) SCIFI
9pm & 1am The Iceman Tapes A&E
9:50 pm, Sun AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
10:00 pm, Sun Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) Encore
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004) Cinemax
Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
Van Helsing Action Channel
10:15 pm, Sun Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 HD Movies
11:30 pm, Sun Godly Boyish Sundance Channel
12:35 am, Mon Hellfire Showtime Beyond
1:05 am, Mon Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs HBO Zone
1:15 am, Mon Dentist 2 Thrillermax
2:00 am, Mon The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Encore's Love Stories
2:05 am, Mon Stephen King's Pet Sematary More Max
2:45 am, Mon The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
2:50 am, Mon Friday the 13th, Part 3 HBO Zone
3am/6am EST Citizen Kane (Orson Welles) Turner Classic Movies
3:50 am, Mon Pet Sematary Two More Max
Superman 2 HBO Family
4:15 am, Mon Shredder Showtime #2
Silence of the Lambs HD Movies
5:00 am, Mon Silent Running Sundance Channel
6:10 am, Mon Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) Thrillermax
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Mon 5-15-06:
7:05 am, Mon Superman: The Movie Actionmax
7:20 am, Mon The Omega Man (Charlton Heston vs. zombies) Cinemax
7:45 am, Mon Dazzle Starz Family
8:00 am, Captain Ron Wam
8am/11am EST Gaslight (1944 classic thriller) Turner Movie Classics
9:00 am, Mon The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
9:30 am, Mon Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
9:45 am, Mon Spider-Man 2 HBO
Nick Fury: Agent Of Shield Wam
10:15 am, Mon Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 HD Movies
Gacy Mystery Channel
10:30 am, Mon The Haunted Palace The Movie Channel
10:45 am, Mon Eight Legged Freaks HBO #2
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
10:50 am, Mon Journey to the Center of the Earth (1993) Action Channel
11:00 am, Mon Embrace of the Vampire FX Channel
11:20 am, Ernest Rides Again Wam
12:00 pm, Mon The Ring Two HBO
12:15 pm, Mon The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
1pm/4pm EST From the Earth to the Moon (1958) Turner Classic Movies
1:10 pm, Mon The Jacket HBO Zone
1:20 pm, Mon Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
3:00 pm, Mon Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (evil robot clones comedy) HBO Zone
3pm/6pm EST Touch Of Evil (Charlton Heston vs. Orson Welles) Turner Movie Classics
3:05 pm, Mon Tank Girl (after the killer comet) Action Channel
3:30 pm, Mon Phenomenon HBO #2
3:45 pm, Mon Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country HBO
3:50 pm, Mon Johnny Mnemonic Encore
4:20 pm, Mon Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
4:30 pm, Mon Dazzle Starz Family
5:00 pm, Mon Duel (Dennis Weaver vs. a truck from the twilight zone) Mystery Channel
5:30 pm, Mon Stephen King's Misery (it's for your own good) Oxygen
Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO #2
5:35 pm, Mon True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Actionmax
5:45 pm, Mon Spider-Man 2 HBO
6:00 pm, Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
6pm & 3:45am Hot Shots: Part Deux Wam
6:09 pm, Mon Suddenly (1996) Lifetime Movie Network
6:20 pm, Mon Judge Dredd (Stallone is judge, jury, executioner) Action Channel
7:00 pm, Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005) More Max
8:00 pm, Mon Back to the Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) Family Channel
The Core FX Channel
8:30 pm, Mon Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
9:00 pm, Mon American Movie Classics
The Jacket HBO Zone
Troy (2004) HBO
9pm/12am EST Taps (developers want to shut down George C. Scott's military academy) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Judgement At Nuremberg (1961, Spencer Tracy judges Nazis) Turner Movie Classics
9:15 pm, Mon Thunderbirds (to the rescue) Wam!
9:45 pm, White Chicks (Wayans & Wayans) Encore
10:00 pm, 9 to 5 (Dolly Parten vs. Dabney Coleman) American Movie Classics
The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
10:40 pm, Cape Fear (new remake) Starz
11:40 pm, Mon Gozu Showtime Extreme
Virus Mystery Channel
1:05 am, Tue Queen of the Damned USA Network
1:15 am, Tue The Truth About Demons Showtime #2
2:00 am, Tue Embrace of the Vampire FX Channel
2:15 am, Tue The Incredibles Starz
Judge Dredd (court is adjourned) Action Channel
2:25 am, Tue Ripper 2: Letter from Within Showtime Beyond
4:00 am, Tue Tank Girl (after the end of civilization) Action Channel
5am/8am EST Fort Apache (1948, John Wayne sides with the Indians) Turner Movie Classics
5:30 am, Tue Apt Pupil HD Movies
5:40 am, Tue The Haunted Palace The Movie Channel
6:00 am, Tue Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO #2
6:30am & 1:50pm Navy Seals (Charlie Sheen) Starz Edge
6:35 am, Tue Airplane! (funnier than Airport 77) HBO Zone
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Tue 5-16-06:
7:27 am, Suddenly (1996) Lifetime Movie Network
8:00 am, Dragnet (Tom Hanks, Dan Aykroyd, Harry Morgan) Wam
8:15 am, Tue The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
8:40 am, Tue The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Bill Murray) Starz Cinema
9:00 am, Tue House of Wax (2005 remake) Cinemax
9:50 am, Heart & Souls Wam
10:00 am, Tue The Game Showtime Extreme
10:05 am, Wolves Of Wall Street (they change when the moon is full) Starz Edge
11:00 am, Tue Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (robots attack 1930s New York) Showtime Showcase
11am/2pm EST Jezebel (1938, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
11:30 am, Tue The Night Flier Thrillermax
11:35 am, Totally Blonde Wam
11:55 am, Tue Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales) HBO Zone
1pm/4pm EST 12 Angry Men (1957, E G Marshall, Lee J. Cobb, Henry Fonda) Turner Classic Movies
1:20 pm, Tue The Incredibles Starz
Last Action Hero The Movie Channel
2:15 pm, Tue The Forgotten Mystery Channel
2:30 pm, The Core FX Channel
2:35 pm, Tue Blade: Trinity Black Starz
3:00 pm, Tue The Relic USA Network
3pm/6pm EST My Name Is Nobody (1974, a boy adores a former gunfighter) Turner Classic Movies
3:35 pm, Tue The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
3:50 pm, Tue Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
4:15 pm, Tue The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
5:00 pm, Tue Queen of the Damned USA Network
5pm/8pm EST Toys (Robin Williams, could have been better) Fox Movie Channel
5pm/8pm EST Gone With The Wind (frankly, I don't give a damn) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Tue Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr, Jon Lovitz) HBO Family
6:00 pm, Cool Runnings (John Candy as coach of Jamaica bobsled team) Wam
6:45 pm, Tue Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) The Movie Channel
7:00 pm, Tue Evil Eyes (murders happen as they're typed on a typewriter) SCIFI
8 Days To Live (2006) Lifetime
Bastard Out Of Carolina (1996, Jennifer Jason Leigh) Lifetime Movies Channel
7:05 pm, The Princess Diaries 2 (2004) Starz
7:30/10:30 EST Hot Shots! Part Deux (1993) Fox Movie Channel
7:45 pm, Tue Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King Wam
The Game Showtime Extreme
8:00 pm, Tue House of Wax (2005 remake) Cinemax
Kicking & Screaming (Wil Ferrell as over-aggressive soccer coach) HBO
Caddyshack (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase comedy) Family Channel
8pm & 12am Opus Dei Unveiled (the Catholic organization) History Channel
8pm & 10:30 Bulletproof Monk (Chow Yun-Fat) FX Channel
8:20 pm, Tue The Thing Below Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Tue Open Water (divers accidentally left behind by boat) The Movie Channel
9:00 pm, Tue The Incredibles (2004, animated superhero family) Starz
Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
The Monster Hunter (David Carradine vs. serial killer) SCIFI
9pm & 1am Mega Disasters: if a tornado hit downtown Dallas History Channel
9:25 pm, Survival Island (2006) Showtime
9:30 pm, Tue Blade 3: Trinity Black Starz
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
10:00 pm, Tue Assault On Precinct 13 (2005 remake) Cinemax
Black Mask (1997, Jet Li vs. drug lords) The Movie Channel
Finding Neverland (Johnny Depp writes Peter Pan) Encore
Saw Showtime Extreme
10:10 pm, Tue The Forgotten Mystery Channel
10:15/1:15 EST Cabin In The Sky (1943 all-black musical fantasy, God & Satan vie for a soul) Turner Classic Movies
10:50 pm, Tue Toys Starz Family
11:00 pm, Tue Silent Warnings SCIFI
Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
11:45 pm, Tue The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
12:35 am, Wed Batman (1989) Actionmax
12:50 am, Wed Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Starz
1:00 am, Wed The Vampire Lovers Showtime Beyond
1:45 am, Wed The Night Flier Thrillermax
1:50 am, Wed Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
2:00 am, Wed White Skin Encore's Love Stories Channel
2:30/5:30 EST Horror shorts: Killer Dogs Turner Classic Movies
3:00 am, Wed Children of the Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice More Max
3:20 am, Wed The Mangler Thrillermax
4:50 am, Wed The Forgotten Mystery Channel
5:05 am, Wed Airplane! (funnier than Airport 77) HBO Zone
6:45/9:45 EST The Emperor's Candlesticks (1937) Turner Classic Movies
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Wed 5-17-06:
7:00 am, Wed Modern Problems Cinemax
7:45 am, Wed So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Flix Movie Channel
8:00 am, Wed Fire In The Sky (James Garner vs. alien abduction) HBO
8:35 am, Wed Pleasantville (Don Knotts as dimensional gatekeeper to an innocent world) Encore
Van Helsing Mystery Channel
9:00 am, Wed The Jacket HBO #2
9:05 am, Wed Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
9:40 am, Wed Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King Wam
10:00 am, Wed Contact HBO
Honey, I Shrunk the Kids TBS
10:45 am, Wed Darkness Encore
11:00 am, Wed The Prophecy 3: The Ascent FX Channel
The Satan Bug Flix Movie Channel
11:15 am, Wed Shaun of the Dead More Max
11:40 am, Kill Bill 1 Starz Edge
12pm/3pm EST The Thin Man (1934, William Powell) Turner Classic Movies
12:05 pm, Wed AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
1:00 pm, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse More Max
1:45/4:45 EST The Devil Dolls (1936, dir: Tod Browning) Turner Classic Movies
2:15 pm, Wed The Terminator Action Channel
3pm/6pm EST Tales from the Crypt (Peter Cushing) Fox Movie Channel
3:15/6:15 EST Tarzan, The Ape Man (1932) Turner Classic Movies
3:40 pm, Wed Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Encore
3:50 pm, Wed Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
4:00 pm, Wed Van Helsing Mystery Channel
4:25 pm, Wed Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
4:45 pm, Wed So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Flix Movie Channel
4:55 pm, Wed Phenomenon HBO Family
6:00 pm, Wed Highlander (Sean Connery wants your head) American Movie Classics
6:05/9:05 EST Below Independent Film Channel
7:00 pm, The Hand That Rocks The Cradle (another psycho sitter) HBO Signature
Night Of Terror (2006) Lifetime
7pm/10pm EST The Name Of The Rose (Sean Connery in 14th century) Fox Movie Channel
7:15 pm, As Good As It Gets (Jack Nicholson) The Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Speed (bomb on a bus will explode if it stops) FX Channel
Darkness (2002, haunted house in Spain) Encore
Final Destination 2 (2003) WB
The Money Pit (Tom Hanks, Shelley Long) WE
The Princess Bride (Robin Wright, Andre The Giant) American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am Templar Code: the mysterious Knights Templar History Channel
8pm/11pm EST Cecil B.Demented (John Waters, 2000) IFC
9:00 pm, Wed The Jacket HBO #2
Mind Games (1998) Lifetime
Shaun of the Dead More Max
Smokey & The Bandit (watch it, you sumbitch) Spike (TNN)
9pm & 1am Modern Marvels: Disneyworld A&E
9pm & 4:15am Kill Bill Vol 1 Starz Edge
9pm/12am EST The Letter (1940, Bette Davis says it was self-defense) Turner Classic Movies
9:30 pm, Wed Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) Encore
10:00 pm, Wed The Terminator (Schwarzenegger) Action Channel
The Other Me (high school student clones himself) Disney Channel
Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics
Peter Jackson's The Frighteners (Michael J. Fox, John Astin) SCIFI
10pm & 2am Modern Marvels: the evolution of blades History Channel
10pm/1am EST Below (haunted WW2 submarine) Independent Film Channel
10:30 pm, Wed Speed (Dennis Hopper vs. Keanu Reeves) FX Channel
12:05 am, Thu The Halfway House Showtime Extreme
12:40 am, Child's Play 3 Starz Edge
1:00 am, Thu LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
1:15 am, Thu Highlander American Movie Classics
Scarecrow Gone Wild Mystery Channel
2:00 am, Thu Flash Gordon (1980) Wam
The Prophecy 3: The Ascent FX Channel
2:20 am, Thu Sin City Starz
2:30 am, Thu Shredder Showtime
3am/6am EST Document of the Dead Independent Film Channel
3:50 am, Thu Friday the 13th, Part 3 HBO Zone
4:00 am, Thu The Land That Time Forgot Action Channel
Troll, part 2 Showtime
4:05 am, Thu Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) Encore
4:30 am, Thu Van Helsing Mystery Channel
5:00 am, Thu The Land That Time Forgot Movie Plex
5:30 am, Thu Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
5:35 am, Thu Darkness Encore
6:10 am, Liar Liar Starz Edge
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Thurs 5-18-06:
7:40am & 2:40pm Cube Zero Starz Edge
8:45 am, Thu Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Flix Movie Channel
8:50 am, Thu Dazzle Starz Family
10:00 am, Thu The Grudge (spoofed in Scary Movie 4) Cinemax
10:50 am, Thu It Came from Beneath the Sea Action Channel
11:10 am, Thu The Incredibles Starz Kids
11:35 am, Shaolin Soccer Wam
11:50 am, Thu It Came from Beneath the Sea Movie Plex
12:15 pm, Thu Ghostbusters (comedy) Black Starz
12:45 pm, Thu Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
1:05 pm, Thu The Final Conflict (Omen 3) Mystery Channel
1:10 & 12:45am The Crow 2: City Of Angels Starz Edge
2:30 pm, Thu Armageddon Action Channel
2:40 pm, Thu Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
3:10 pm, Thu Dazzle Starz Family
3:15 pm, Thu Batman & Robin Actionmax
3:30 pm, Thu Armageddon Movie Plex
3:45 pm, Thu The Princess Bride American Movie Classics
5pm/8pm EST Home Of The Brave (1949, black soldier returns from WW2) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Thu The Ring Two HBO
5:45 pm, Thu Twins American Movie Classics
6:00 pm, Batteries Not Included Wam
6:30 pm, Clear & Present Danger (Harrison Ford) More Max
6:45 pm, Bewitched (Nicole Kidman as the modern witch) Starz
6:50 pm, Thu The Land That Time Forgot Action Channel
7:00 pm, Airheads (comedy) VH-1
Bermuda Triangle: Startling New Secrets SCIFI
Dirty Dancing (Joe Bob says don't check it out) WE
Hotel Rwanda (2004) Showtime #2
7pm/10pm EST Predator (Schwarzenegger, Jesse Ventura vs. alien) Fox Movie Channel
7pm/10pm EST Pinky (1949, black nurse passes for white) Turner Classic Movies
7:30 pm, Liar Liar Starz Edge
7:50 pm, Thu The Land That Time Forgot Movie Plex
8:00 pm, Thu 007 in Goldfinger American Movie Classics
Johnny Tsunami (1999) Disney Channel
Ladder 49 (2004) Encore
Saw (2004) Showtime
Stuart Little 2 (voice of Michael J. Fox) Family Channel
8pm & 12am Mysteries Of The Freemasons History Channel
8:20 pm, Thu Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Thu The Grudge Cinemax
Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
9:00 pm, Thu Elektra (she's still a daredevil) More Max
Kill Me Later (2001) WE
Sin City (based on the dark comic book) Starz
Walking Tall (2004 remake) Showtime #2
9pm/12am EST Intruder In The Dust (1949, black man vs. lynch mob) Turner Classic Movies
9pm/12am EST Zardoz (1973, Sean Connery as a Terminator) Fox Movie Channel
9pm/12am EST Maniac (1980, maniac puts victim's scalps on mannequins) IFC
9:35 pm, Thu The Incredibles Starz Kids
9:45 pm, Thu The Game Showtime Showcase
10:00 pm, Thu Armageddon Action Channel
Blue Streak (1999) TBS
Small Soldiers (a computer program coordinates action figures) Cinemax
Penn & Teller's Bull: Reparations Showtime
10pm & 2am Modern Marvels: Da Vinci's inventions History Channel
10:10 pm, Thu Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Family Zone
10:15 pm, Thu 007 in Thunderball American Movie Classics
10:45 pm, Thu The Blob (1988) Showtime Beyond
11:00 pm, Thu Adam & Evil Mystery Channel
Armageddon Movie Plex
11pm/2am EST Lost Boundaries (1949, black family passes for white) Turner Classic Movies
11pm/2am EST Predator Fox Movie Channel
11:30 pm, Thu Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) HBO Family
The Forgotten Starz Family
11:45 pm, Thu The Mangler Thrillermax
12:35 am, Fri The I Inside Mystery Channel
1:00 am, Fri The Flight of the Phoenix American Movie Classics
1am/4am EST Zardoz (Sean Connery as a Terminator) Fox Movie Channel
1am/4am EST Casablanca (Bogart, Greenstreet, Peter Lorre) Turner Classic Movies
2:00 am, Blues Brothers 2000 Wam
2:10 am, Fri Predator Mystery Channel
2:40 am, Fri It Came from Beneath the Sea Action Channel
The Village (some things in the woods) Starz
2:55 am, Fri Starman SCIFI
3:15 am, Fri The Truth About Demons Showtime #2
3:40 am, Fri It Came from Beneath the Sea Movie Plex
4:15 am, Ernest Rides Again Wam
4:25 am, Fri The Forgotten Starz Family
Ripper 2: Letter from Within Showtime Beyond
5:00 am, Fri Dentist 2 Thrillermax
5:15 am, Fri Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
Them! (giant mutant ants) Cinemax
6:45 am, Fri Ghostbusters Black Starz
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Fri 5-19-06:
7:30 am, Fri Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO
7:40 am, Fri Dark Water Showtime Beyond
8:45 am, Fri The Beast of Hollow Mountain Flix Movie Channel
9:15 am, Fri The Addams Family HBO Zone
9:40 am, Fri Duel Mystery Channel
10:35 am, Fri Ghostbusters Showtime
10:40 am, Fri Duel Movie Plex
10:55 am, Fri Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
11:00 am, Fri The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
The Terminator Encore
11:05 am, Fri Catwoman Actionmax
12:30 pm, Fri Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price comedy) Showtime
1:10 pm, On The Set of The Village Starz Edge
1:20 pm, Fri The Village Starz
1:45/4:45 EST My Favorite Wife (Irene Dunne returns from the dead) Turner Classic Movies
2:30 pm, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
2:35 pm, Fri Dark Water Showtime Beyond
3:00 pm, Fri 007 in Goldfinger American Movie Classics
3:40 pm, Fri The Beastmaster HBO Family
4:00 pm, Fri Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
5pm/8pm EST The Ghost Breakers (Bob Hope in a haunted mansion) Turner Classic Movies
5:15 pm, Fri 007 in Thunderball American Movie Classics
6:00 pm, Fri Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
6:10 pm, Fri Catwoman Actionmax
6:15 pm, Fri Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist Cinemax
The Jacket HBO Zone
6:30 pm, Fri Ghostbusters Showtime
6:50 pm, Fri Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
7:00 pm, I've Been Waiting For You (1998) Lifetime
7pm/10pm EST Destry Rides Again (1939, Jimmy Stewart) Turner Classic Movies
7pm/10pm EST Point Break (surfin' undercover FBI agents) Fox Movie Channel
7:45 pm, Fri The Faculty (1998) The Movie Channel
8:00 pm, Fri Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004) HBO
Gothika (2003) American Movie Classics
Holes (2003, Sigourney Weaver as the warden) Disney Channel
Seven (Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman) TNT
X2: X-Men United (2003) FOX
Ultimate Coyote Ugly Search (final ep, 2 hours) CMT
Single White Female (Bridget Fonda, your new roommate's a psycho) Flix
8:05 pm, Fri The Terminator Encore
The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Starz
8:05/11:05 EST The Krays (twin London psychotic mobsters) IFC
8:15 pm, Fri The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
Ricochet (1988) Cinemax
Team America, World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime
8:30 pm, Fri Back to the Future (Joe Bob says check it out) VH-1
9:00 pm, Fri The Day After Tomorrow (Al Gore says check it out) HBO #2
The Nutty Professor (Eddie Murphy remake) Bravo
Taken Away (1998, deputy sheriff vs. aliens) Lifetime
Dr. Who ep (aliens take over nuclear power) SCIFI
9pm & 1am History's Mysteries: The Holy Grail History Channel
9:05/12:05 EST Point Break (surfin' undercover FBI agents) Fox Movie Channel
9:50 pm, Fri Elvira's Haunted Hills Mystery Channel
10:00 pm, Fri Demolition Man (Stallone wakes up in the future facing an old enemy) Encore
Miss Congeniality 2 (Sandra Bullock, William Shatner) Cinemax
Species 2 (1998) American Movie Classics
Troy (2004) HBO Signature
The Village Starz
10pm & 2am Nostradamus: 500 Years Later History Channel
10:30 pm, Fri Small Soldiers Actionmax
Twister TNT
10:50 pm, Fri Elvira's Haunted Hills Movie Plex
11:30 pm, Fri Duel Mystery Channel
11:45 pm, Fri Pinata: Survival Island American Movie Classics
12:30 am, Sat Duel Movie Plex
The Matrix Reloaded TNT
1am/4am EST Pom Poko (Japanimation, shape-shifting raccoons) Turner Classic Movies
1:30 am, Sat The Lost World American Movie Classics
2:35 am, Sat Bram Stoker's The Mummy HBO
3:00 am, Sat The Matrix Reloaded TNT
3:10 am, Sat Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO Family
3:30 am, Sat Mad Max Encore
4:00 am, Sat The Immortalizer Showtime #2
4:30 am, Sat Empire of the Ants (the giant mutant kind) Action Channel
4:40 am, Sat The Beast of Hollow Mountain (T-rex vs. cowboys) Flix Movie Channel
5am/8am EST Beware, My Lovely (1952, new handyman is escaped mental patient) Turner Classic Movies
5:10 am, Sat Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome Encore
5:20 am, Sat Dark Water Showtime Beyond
6:45 am, Bad Girls Starz Edge
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Sat 5-20-06, Armed Forces Day:
7:10 am, Sat Millennium Encore
7:25 am, Sat Troll, part 2 Showtime
8:00 am, Sat Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
8:15 am, Sat Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 HD Movies
10:00 am, Sat Darkness Mystery Channel
The Satan Bug Flix Movie Channel
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
10:05 am, Sat AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
10:15 am, Sat The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
10:35 am, Sat Exorcist: The Beginning Cinemax
10:45 am, Sat Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
11:00 am, Sat Aberration SCIFI
The Game Showtime Extreme
12:30 pm, Sat RoboCop (stay out of trouble) Encore
1:30 pm, Sat The Ring Two HBO #3
1:45 pm, Sat True Lies (Schwarzenegger) Actionmax
2:00 pm, Sat Back to the Future VH-1
Holes (2002, Sigourney Weaver as the Warden) Disney Channel
2:10 pm, Sat Shrek, part 2 Cinemax
2:45 pm, Sat Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
3:00 pm, Sat Larva SCIFI
3pm/6pm EST Charly (they can make him smarter) Turner Classic Movies
3:45 pm, Sat Batman (1989) Cinemax
4:00 pm, Sat Blade, part II TNT
4:15 pm, Sat Johnny Mnemonic Encore
4:45 pm, Sat Leviathan (don't go in the abandoned Russian submarine) Mystery Channel
5:00 pm, Sat Alien 3 Spike (TNN)
5:05 pm, Sat House of Wax (remake) Thrillermax
5:20 pm, Sat Judge Dredd (Stallone is judge, jury & executioner) Action Channel
5:45 pm, Sat Spider-Man 2 HBO
5:50 pm, Sat Batman & Robin Cinemax
6:00 pm, Sat Predator 2 Encore
Seven TNT
6:15 pm, Sat AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) Starz Kids
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
6:30 pm, Sat Independence Day More Max
7:00 pm, Sat Spider-Man TBS
Sasquatch (2002) SCIFI
7:10 pm, Sat Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
Guess Who Starz
8:00 pm, Sat The Dead Pool (somebody wants Clint Eastwood dead) American Movie Classics
An Extremely Goofy Movie (2000, animated) Disney Channel
Batman Begins (2005) HBO
Billy Madison (Adam Sandler vs. Darren McGavin) Comedy Central
Commando (Schwarzenegger, Joe Bob says check it out) Spike (TNN)
Broken Arrow (1996, stolen nukes) FX Channel
Hunt For Red October (Sean Connery, James Earl Jones) Cinemax
Liar Liar (a lawyer is forced to tell the truth) Encore
Silence of the Lambs (hello, Clarice) HD Movies
Superman: The Movie Actionmax
11:14 (2003) Showtime
8pm & 10:30 Private Benjamin (Goldie Hawn) Oxygen
8pm & 12am Digging For The Truth: The Da Vinci Code History Channel
8pm & 10pm Out Of Time (2003) TNT
8pm & 10pm Big Daddy (Adam Sandler) Family Channel
8:15 pm, Sat Saw Showtime #2
8:20 pm, Sat Resident Evil: Apocalypse Thrillermax
9:00 pm, Sat Abominable (2006) SCIFI
Airplane! HBO Zone
Devil In The Flesh (1997) Lifetime
Sleeping With The Enemy (1991) WE
Stealth (dumb videogame/movie) Starz
Stoker Ace (Burt Reynolds, Ned Beatty, Jim Nabors) CMT
9pm & 1am Opus Dei Unveiled History Channel
9pm/12am EST American Werewolf in Paris, An WPIX New York
9:30/12:30 EST Total Recall (Schwarzenegger, Sharon Stone) WGN Chicago
9:30 pm, Paycheck (2003) The Movie Channel
Walking Tall (2004 remake) Showtime
10:00 pm, Sat Darkness Mystery Channel
The Game Showtime Extreme
Spider-Man (2002) TBS
Team America: World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime #2
10pm & 2am Templar Code: the Knights Templar History Channel
10:30 pm, Sat War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
11:00 pm, Sat Fargo (blood everywhere, you betcha) Bravo
The Ring Two HBO #3
11:35 pm, Sat Virus Mystery Channel
11:45 pm, Sat Silence of the Lambs HD Movies
12:15 am, Sun Gozu Showtime Extreme
12:30 am, Sun Deep Blue Sea TBS
1:00 am, Sun Abominable SCIFI
Fargo (Joe Bob says check it out) BRAVO
Toys Starz Family
1:15 am, Sun Sin City Starz
1:20 am, Sun Leviathan Mystery Channel
2:00 am, Sun Clockwork Orange, A More Max
2:25 am, Sun The Halfway House Showtime Extreme
2:30 am, Sun Starship Troopers TBS
2:35 am, Sun Cube Zero Showtime Beyond
3:00 am, Sun The Natural Bravo
3:20 am, Sun RoboCop Encore
3:30 am, Sun Blade Starz
Roddy McDowall's Fright Night HD Movies
3:35 am, Sun True Lies Actionmax
4:00 am, Sun The Crow Showtime
4:10 am, Sun War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
4:25 am, Sun Batman Begins HBO
5:00 am, Sun Darkness Mystery Channel
5:20 am, Sun Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors HD Movies
5:40 am, Sun Boogeyman Starz
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Sun 5-21-06, Charles Lindbergh Day:
8:35 am, Sun Groundhog Day (Bill Murray in a timeloop comedy) Starz Kids
10:00 am, Sun Blade, part II TNT
Deep Blue Sea TBS
What Dreams May Come (Heaven is a runny painting) SCIFI
10:05 am, Sun The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
11:00 am, Sun Batman & Robin Actionmax
11:05 am, Sun Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz
11:40 am, Sun Powder The Movie Channel
12:00 pm, Sun The Natural BRAVO
12pm/3pm EST The Mask WPIX New York
12:10 pm, Sun Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien abductor Jon Lovitz) HBO Comedy
1:00 pm, Sun Blade Starz
The Forgotten Mystery Channel
1pm/4pm EST Gentlemen Prefer Blonds (Marilyn Monroe, Jane Russell) Turner Classic Movies
1:25 pm, Sun Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
1:30 pm, Sun The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
1:45 pm, Sun Twins (Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito) American Movie Classics
2:00 pm, Sun Spider-Man TBS
2:20 pm, Sun Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO Zone
2:35 pm, Sun Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) Thrillermax
2:45 pm, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse More Max
3:05 pm, Sun Boogeyman Starz
4:30 pm, Sun Frequency SCIFI
5:00 pm, Sun John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Thrillermax
5pm/8pm EST Rudolph Valentino 10-hour silent-movie marathon Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Spider-Man (2002) TBS
6:00 pm, Sun Billy Madison (Darren McGavin) Comedy Central
Broken Arrow (one of our nukes is missing) FX Channel
Commando (Schwarzenegger, Joe Bob says check it out) Spike (TNN)
The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
House of Wax (2005 remake) Cinemax
The Princess Bride (1987, a fractured fairy tale) American Movie Classics
6:15 pm, Finding Neverland (story of Peter Pan's creator) Encore
6:25 pm, Sun So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers, is that you?) Flix Movie Channel
6:35 pm, Hollywood Shuffle (Townsend's movies spoof) The Movie Channel
6:50 pm, Sun Sin City (another comic book/movie that frightens Mike Nelson) Starz
7:00 pm, Sun Dragonfly (2002) SCIFI
War of the Worlds (2005) More Max
7:00 pm, Behind The Da Vinci Code History Channel
followed by Beyond The Da Vinci Code History Channel
7pm/10pm EST Weekend At Birnie's (with a smirking corpse) Fox Movie Channel
7:15 pm, Sun The Jacket HBO Zone
7:30 pm, Private Benjamin (Goldie Hawn joins the Army, comedy) Oxygen
7:50 pm, Speed 2: Cruise Control Cinemax
8:00 pm, Sun Charmed (final ep of series) WB
Count Of Monte Cristo (2002) Family Channel
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
The Forgotten Mystery Channel
Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King Encore
Mel Brooks' History Of The World Part I (it's good to be the king) American Movie Classics
Men in Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones) TBS
Joe Dirt (2001, David Spade, Dennis Miller) Comedy Central
Sniper 2 & Sniper 3 Spike (TNN)
Toothless (a cynical dentist dies & is drafted as the new Tooth Fairy) Disney Channel
Who's Harry Crumb? (John Candy as a private eye) Flix Movie Channel
8pm & 10:30 Bulletproof Monk (Chow Yun-Fat) FX Channel
9:00 pm, Sun Blade Starz
Vanilla Sky (2001, fantasy) SCIFI
9pm & 1am BTK Killer Speaks: Interview with a murderer A&E
9:05 pm, Twisted (2004) Showtime #2
9:30 pm, Curse Of The Pink Panther (1983) Flix Movie Channel
The Punisher (2004) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Sun Men in Black (secret agents vs. nasty aliens) TBS
White Noise (2005) Cinemax
10pm & 2am Da Vinci & The Code He Lived By (bio) History Channel
10:30 pm, Sun Phantom of the Opera (2004) HBO Family
11:05 pm, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz
11:30 pm, Sun Leviathan (don't go in the abandoned Russian submarine) Encore
12:00 am, Mon Twins American Movie Classics
12:05 am, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Family Zone
12:20 am, Mon The Night Flier Thrillermax
12:50 am, Mon Contact HBO #3
1:00 am, Mon Virus Starz
1:10 am, Mon House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
1:15 am, Mon Constantine HBO #2
2:00 am, Mon The 6th Day TNT
The Mangler Thrillermax
2:15 am, Mon Shaun of the Dead More Max
2:55 am, Mon Friday the 13th Part VII --- The New Blood HBO Zone
3:01 am, Mon Gremlins (don't feed them after dark) SCIFI
3:15 am, Mon Toolbox Murders Showtime #2
3:20 am, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
3:50 am, Mon Excalibur HD Movies
4:10 am, Mon Batman & Robin Actionmax
4:40 am, Mon The Forgotten Mystery Channel
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Mon 5-22-06, Victoria Day in Canada:
7:45 am, Mon The Addams Family (Raul Julia) HBO
8:00 am, Mon Ladyhawke HBO #3
8:45 am, Mon Small Soldiers (computer-chip action figures coordinate for war) Cinemax
9:15 am, Mon Dark Water Showtime Beyond
9:20 am, Mon Pleasantville (you kids are screwing everything up) Encore
10:05 am, Mon Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
10:40 am, Mon War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
10:45 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
11:00 am, Mon Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury, executioner) Showtime Beyond
11:45 am, Mon So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Movie Plex
12pm & 12:05am Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
12:05 pm, Mon The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
12:15 pm, Mon The Game Showtime Showcase
12:35 pm, Child's Play 2 (Chuckie's back) Starz Edge
1:30 pm, Mon LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
2:20 pm, Mon The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Bill Murray vs. the great shark) Starz Cinema
2:30 pm, Mon Ghostbusters (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray comedy) Showtime
3:45 & 12am Van Helsing Action Channel
4:00 pm, Mon The Princess Bride (a fractured fairy tale) American Movie Classics
5:25 pm, Mon Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most) HBO Family
6:00 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore
Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) Wam!
Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) The Movie Channel
The Terminator (Schwarzenegger) Action Channel
6:35 pm, Mon Dark Water Showtime Beyond
7:30 pm, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime
7:35pm & 12:50am The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
8:00 pm, Mon Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
Pleasantville (Don Knotts as interdimensional gatekeeper) Encore
War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
8:20 pm, Mon Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
9pm & 4am So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
10:00 pm, Mon Catwoman Cinemax
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
So I Married an Axe Murderer Movie Plex
10:15 pm, Mon Big American Movie Classics
The Game Showtime Showcase
12:05 am, Tue Saw Showtime Extreme
Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
1:05 am, Tue Virus Starz
1:30/4:30 EST Document of the Dead Independent Film Channel
1:45 am, Tue The People Under the Stairs HBO Zone
4:00 am, Tue The Butterfly Effect Encore
So I Married an Axe Murderer Encore's Love Stories Channel
4:45 am, Tue Batman (1989) Actionmax
4:50 am, Tue Catwoman Cinemax
5:20 am, Tue The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
5:30 am, Tue Dark Water Showtime Beyond
5:40 am, Tue Nightmare on Elm Street, Part 2: Freddy's Revenge More Max
6:00 am, Tue Deep Rising Starz Edge
6:50 am, Tue Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
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Tue 5-23-06:
7:30 am, Tue Addams Family Values HBO
8:05 am, Tue Darkness Encore
8:45 am, Tue The Jacket HBO Zone
9:15 am, Tue The Haunted Palace The Movie Channel
9:25 am, Tue Island of Dr. Moreau (1977) Flix Movie Channel
9:45 am, Tue The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
11:00 am, Tue Batman Begins HBO
Buffy the Vampire Slayer FX Channel
11:05 am, Tue Predator Mystery Channel
1:05 pm, Tue Deep Rising Starz Edge
1:30 pm, Tue The Grudge (spoofed in Scary Movie 4) Cinemax
1:55 pm, Tue Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
2:25 pm, Tue Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning The Movie Channel
3:05 pm, Tue Darkness Encore
3:30 pm, Tue House of Wax (new remake) Thrillermax
3:45 pm, Tue LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime #2
5:00 pm, Tue Psycho (1998) Starz Edge
5pm/8pm EST The Omen (look at me Damien) Fox Movie Channel
5:35 pm, Tue Virus Starz
5:45 pm, Tue Big (Tom Hanks makes a wish) American Movie Classics
6:15 pm, Tue AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
7:00 pm, Tue Leeches! SCIFI
8:00 pm, Tue Predator Mystery Channel
War of the Worlds (2005) Actionmax
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (Gene Wilder) Family Channel
X-Men FX Channel
8:00 pm EST The Omen (look at me Damien) Fox Movie Channel
8:30 pm, Tue Batman Begins HBO
9:00 pm, Tue Komodo vs. Cobra SCIFI
9pm/12am EST The Fly II (repeated in 4 hours) Fox Movie Channel
9:35 pm, Tue Godly Boyish Sundance Channel
10:00 pm, Tue Darkness Encore
X-Men FX Channel
10:30 pm, Tue 007 in Diamonds are Forever (deathray in space) American Movie Classics
10:50 pm, Tue Deep Rising Starz Edge
11:00 pm, Tue The Natural Bravo
11:35 pm, Tue The Blob (1988) Showtime Beyond
12:05 am, Wed The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
12:50 am, Wed The Blob (1988) Action Channel
1:00 am, Wed Space Cowboys (James Garner, Tommy Lee Jones) TBS
1:20 am, Wed Gods and Monsters The Movie Channel
1:30 am, Wed The Grudge Cinemax
1:55 am, Wed Phenomenon HBO Family
2:00 am, Wed Buffy the Vampire Slayer (the original movie) FX Channel
The Final Conflict: Omen 3 Mystery Channel
3:00 am, Wed Hellboy Starz
4:00 am EST The Fly II Fox Movie Channel
5:15 am, Wed The Amityville Horror HD Movies
5:20 am, Wed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Cinemax
5:40 am, Wed Deep Rising Starz Edge
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Wed 5-24-06:
7:15 am, Wed Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine (Vincent Price) Showtime
Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451 HD Movies
The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
7:40 am, Wed Dazzle Starz Family
8:10 am, Wed The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
Elvira's Haunted Hills Mystery Channel
9:00 am, Wed War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
10:00 am, Wed Contact HBO #3
10:35 am, Wed The Beast of Hollow Mountain Flix Movie Channel
Superman II HBO Family
11:00 am, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse Cinemax
Shaun of the Dead (slacker vs. zombies in London) Thrillermax
11:30 am, Wed Tank Girl (after the end of civilization) Action Channel
12:00 pm, Wed The Phantom (he can't be killed) USA Network
12:45 pm, Wed Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO Family
12:50 pm, Wed Hellboy Starz
1:45 pm, Wed The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
Elektra More Max
2:15 pm, Wed Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
2:30 pm, Wed Time Bandits (John Cleese, Sean Connery) Showtime Showcase
3:00 pm, Wed 007 in Diamonds are Forever American Movie Classics
4:00 pm, Wed Cube Zero Starz Edge
Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
The Ring Two HBO #3
4:30 pm, Wed Dazzle Starz Family
5pm/8pm EST Daredevil WPIX New York
6:00 pm, Wed Thunderbirds (to the rescue) Wam!
6:05 pm, Wed The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
6:20 pm, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse Cinemax
6:30 pm, Wed Duel (Dennis Weaver vs. a truck from the twilight zone) Mystery Channel
8:00 pm, Wed Daredevil WB
Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
X2 FX Channel
8:15 pm, Wed Shaun of the Dead Thrillermax
8:45 pm, Wed Superman II HBO Family
9:00 pm, Wed Toolbox Murders Showtime #2
9:40 pm, Wed Toys Starz Family
10:00 pm, Wed War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
10:30 pm, Wed The High and the Mighty American Movie Classics
10:35 pm, Wed Saw Showtime #2
10:45 pm, Wed Hellboy Starz
11:00 pm, Wed X2 FX Channel
11:10 pm, Wed Cube Zero Starz Edge
11:35 pm, Wed Dentist 2 Thrillermax
11:50 pm, Wed Virus Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Thu The Ring Two HBO #3
1:00 am, Thu The Matrix Reloaded TNT
Ripper 2: Letter from Within Showtime Beyond
1:35 am, Thu Adam & Evil Mystery Channel
The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
2:40 am, Thu Mom and Dad Save the World HBO Family
3:20 am, Thu The Night Flier More Max
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Thurs 5-25-06:
7:05 am, Thu Duel Mystery Channel
7:30 am, Thu Batman Begins HBO #2
7:35 am, Thu The Satan Bug Flix Movie Channel
7:50 am, Thu Addams Family Values HBO Zone
8:05 am, Thu John Carpenter's They Live Thrillermax
9:05 am, Thu Superman: The Movie Actionmax
9:35 am, Thu House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
10:05 am, Thu Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
10:30 am, Thu Darkness Mystery Channel
10:50 am, Thu Leviathan Encore
11:00 am, Thu Spider-Man 2 HBO
11:05 am, Thu Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
11:30 am, Thu The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
11:45 am, Thu The High and the Mighty American Movie Classics
11:50 am, Thu Boogeyman Starz
12:15 pm, Thu Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
12:30 pm, Thu Predator Encore
12:30/3:30 EST The Legend of Hell House Fox Movie Channel
1:15 pm, Thu Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
1:30 pm, Thu Batman & Robin Cinemax
Fire In The Sky HBO
2:00 pm, Thu The Jacket HBO #2
2:30 pm, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
2:50 pm, Thu John Carpenter's They Live Thrillermax
3:00 pm, Thu The Crow Starz Edge
3:05 pm, Thu The Forgotten Mystery Channel
3:10 pm, Thu True Lies Actionmax
3:40 pm, Thu White Noise Cinemax
4:50 pm, Thu Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
6:30 pm, Thu Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
6:50 pm, Thu Boogeyman Starz
7:00 pm, Thu Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO Zone
Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
8:00 pm, Thu The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
Predator Encore
8:05 pm, Thu The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
8:25 pm, Thu The Vampire Lovers Showtime Beyond
8:30 pm, Thu Spider-Man 2 HBO
9:00 pm, Thu Batman Begins HBO #2
Hulk (it's incredible) SCIFI
I, Robot More Max
Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
9:30 pm, Thu Dawn of the Dead (2004) Black Starz
10:00 pm, Thu House of Wax (2005) Cinemax
Predator 2 Encore
10:15 pm, Thu Lifeforce HD Movies
11:35 pm, Thu Darkness Mystery Channel
12:00 am, Fri Darklight SCIFI
Wolf TNT
12:10 am, Fri The Crow Starz Edge
12:40 am, Fri Psycho (1998) Starz
12:45 am, Fri Small Soldiers Actionmax
1:05 am, Fri The Forgotten Mystery Channel
1:20 am, Fri Constantine HBO #2
1:45 am, Fri Lifeforce HD Movies
2:50 am, Fri The Satan Bug Flix Movie Channel
3:25 am, Fri Ghost Ship HBO #2
3:30 am, Fri Brainscan HD Movies
3:50 am, Fri Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
4:00 am, Fri The Vampire Lovers Showtime Beyond
4:15 am, Fri Bram Stoker's The Mummy HBO
5:35 am, Fri Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
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Fri 5-26-06:
7:30 am, Fri Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
8:25 am, Fri So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Flix Movie Channel
8:45 am, Fri The Ring Two HBO
9:00 am, Godzilla stomp-a-thon (5 movies) SCIFI
10:30 am, Fri Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure American Movie Classics
11:00 am, Fri Resident Evil: Apocalypse More Max
11:20 am, Fri Catwoman Actionmax
Van Helsing Action Channel
11:30 am, Fri The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
12:45 pm, Fri The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
1:10 pm, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
2:00 pm, Fri Predator Encore
2:05 pm, Fri Midsummer Night's Dream, A Flix Movie Channel
3:10 pm, Fri Scream and Scream Again (Peter Cushing) Mystery Channel
4:10 pm, Fri Scream and Scream Again Movie Plex
5:00 pm, Fri Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning The Movie Channel
5:10 pm, Fri Armageddon Action Channel
6:00 pm, Fri Exorcist: The Beginning Cinemax
6:35 pm, Fri Powder The Movie Channel
7:00 pm, Fri Fargo (blood everywhere, you betcha) BRAVO
7:15/10:15 EST Sands Of Iwo Jima (1949) Turner Classic Movies
7:45 pm, Fri Van Helsing Action Channel
8:00 pm, Fri AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
The Ring Two HBO
So I Married an Axe Murderer Flix Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Biography: Tom Selleck (Daughters Of Satan) A&E
8:30 pm, Walking Tall (2004 remake) Showtime
8:35 pm, Fri Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Family Zone
9:00 pm, Fri The Calling Lifetime
War of the Worlds (2005) More Max
Snakehead Terror (2004, at least they're not on a plane) SCIFI
Dinner & A Movie: While You Were Sleeping TBS
9:00 pm, 100 Funniest Movies inc. Tim Burton's Pee-wee's Big Adventure BRAVO
9pm/12am EST Porky's (comedy) Fox Movie Channel
9:30 pm, Team America, World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime
9:35 pm, Who's Harry Crumb? (John Candy comedy) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Fri Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
Titanic (1997) Cinemax
10:15 pm, Fri Bride of Chucky: Child's Play 4 Encore
11:00 pm, Fri Jaws 2 (they still need a bigger boat) SCIFI
11:30 pm, Fri Godly Boyish Sundance Channel
12:00 am, Sat Cube Zero Showtime Beyond
Session 9 HD Movies
12:30 am, Halloween 5 American Movie Classics
12:45 am, Sat Virus Starz
1:40/4:40 EST Document of the Dead Independent Film Channel
2:30 am, Sat Name for Evil, A American Movie Classics
Sin City Starz
2:35 am, Sat Candyman Starz Edge
3:00 am, Sat Alligator II: The Mutation SCIFI
Dawn of the Dead (2004) Action Channel
3:20 am, Sat The Hazing Showtime Beyond
4:00 am, Sat Necronomicon More Max
Undercover Brother USA Network
4:05 am, Sat The Truth About Demons Showtime #2
4:35 am, Sat 13 Going on 30 Starz
5:40 am, Sat Critters 4: They're Invading Your Space More Max
5:50 am, Sat Catwoman Actionmax
6:00 am, Sat Dark Water Showtime Beyond
6:15 am, Sat The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
6:30 am, Drop Dead Fred HBO
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Sat 5-27-06:
7:00 am, Sat The Beast of Hollow Mountain (cowboys vs. T-rex) Flix Movie Channel
7:15 am, Sat Miracle Mile The Movie Channel
7:20 am, Sat Darkness Encore
8:50 am, Sat Young Frankenstein (Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder) Encore
9:00 am, Sat Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger, cameo by T2) More Max
The Shaggy Dog (fantasy) Hallmark Channel
9:05 am, Sat The Game Showtime Showcase
9:40 am, Sat Van Helsing Mystery Channel
10:00 am, Sat Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey HBO
Dirty Harry (Clint Eastwood) USA Network
Chain Reaction FX Channel
10:30 am, Sat Silent Running (Bruce Dern & 2 robots in space) Sundance Channel
10:40 am, Sat The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
11:00 am, First Knight TNT
11:10 am, Sat Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
11:30 am, Joe Vs. The Volcano (Tom Hanks must die) HBO
11:40 am, Totally Blond Wam
11:45 am, Sat Blade 3: Trinity Black Starz
11:50 am, Sat Armageddon Action Channel
12:30 pm, Sat The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime
12:40 pm, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
1:00 pm, Sat Contact HBO #3
Beverly Hills Cop 3 Comedy Central
The Other Me (send in the clones) Disney Channel
1:40 pm, Sat Batman & Robin Actionmax
1:45 & 9pm National Treasure Starz Edge
2:00 pm, Sat Ghostbusters (comedy) Showtime
Smokey & The Bandit 1 & 2 Spike (TNN)
2:15 pm, Sat 13 Going on 30 Starz
Dark Water Showtime Beyond
3:00 pm, Sat The Core FX Channel
3pm/6pm EST Operation Crossbow Turner Classic Movies
3:30 pm, Sat The Day After Tomorrow HBO #2
Miss Congeniality 2 Cinemax
Von Ryan's Express (POWs steal a Nazi train) American Movie Classics
3:35 pm, Sat Creepshow (Stephen King's crypt tales) HBO Zone
4:00 pm, Sat King Solomon's Mines (2004) Hallmark Channel
The Patriot (2000) TNT
4:15 pm, Sat The Blob (1988) Action Channel
4:30 pm, Sat Batman Returns A&E
5:00 pm, Sat Fargo (black comedy, blood on the snow) Bravo
5:45 pm, Sat Phenomenon HBO #2
5:50 pm, Sat Batman (1989) Actionmax
Last Action Hero Action Channel
6:00 pm, Sat King Solomon's Mines (2004) Hallmark Channel
Time Bandits Showtime Showcase
Overboard (Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn) TBS
Spanglish (2004) HBO
6:05 pm, The Aviator (2004) Starz
7:00 pm, Sat Dark Breed (1996) SCIFI
Superman 2 HBO Family
10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Comedy Central
Wildcats (Goldie Hawn, innercity football coach More Max
7pm/10pm EST Sayonara (1957, Brando as Japanese guy) Turner Classic Movies
7:20 pm, Sat So I Married an Axe Murderer (Mike Myers comedy) Encore's Love Stories Channel
8:00 pm, Sat Assault On Precinct 13 (2005 remake) Cinemax
Blade 3: Trinity Black Starz
Bullets Over Broadway (comedy noir) Sundance Channel
Enemy Of The State (1998) ABC
First Blood (Rambo) American Movie Classics
G.I. Jane (Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL) Encore
Hard Rain (1998) Flix Movie Channel
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
Irwin Allen's The Poseidon Adventure USA Network
The Curse Of King Tut's Tomb (2006 TV-movie) Hallmark Channel
Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (Sarah Michelle Gellar) Family Channel
Sniper 2 Spike (TNN)
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
8pm & 12am Hooked: Illegal Drugs (cocaine, marijuana) History Channel
8:05 pm, Sat The Terminator (Schwarzenegger can't be killed) Action Channel
8:15 pm, Sat Shaun of the Dead (slacker vs. zombies in London) Thrillermax
8:30 pm, Dragon, The Bruce Lee Story (Joe Bob says check it out) Telemundo
9:00 pm, Sat Falcon Down (2000, Dale Midkiff, William Shatner) SCIFI
White Skin Encore's Love Stories Channel
Zoolander (2001) Comedy Central
9:20 pm, The Parent Trap (1998) Wam
9:30 pm, Sat The Game Showtime Showcase
9:30/12:30 EST Vanishing Point WGN
9:45 pm, Public Enemies (1995) Flix Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Sat Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y. Family Channel
Land of the Dead (2005) Cinemax
Van Helsing Mystery Channel
10:15 pm, Sat Pulp Fiction (she will kill Bill after this) The Movie Channel
Darkness (in a haunted house) Encore
10:30 pm, The Tick (animated ep) Toon Disney
11:20 pm, Sat Sin City Starz
12:05 am, Sun The Mangler Thrillermax
War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
1:00 am, Sun Scary Movie 2 Comedy Central Channel
2:00 am, The Peacemaker HBO
Dragons Forever Spike (TNN)
2:10 am, Sun Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs HBO Zone
3:35 am, Sun LD 50 Lethal Dose Showtime Beyond
3:40 am, Sun The Terminator Action Channel
4:00 am, Sun White Skin Encore's Love Stories Channel
4:05 am, Sun Blade 3: Trinity Black Starz
4:20 am, Blood: The Last Vampire Starz Edge
5:30 am, Sun Land of the Dead Cinemax
So I Married an Axe Murderer Encore's Love Stories Channel
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Sun 5-28-06:
7:20 am, Sun Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) Thrillermax
7:40 am, Sun Dazzle Starz Family
8:00 am, The Parent Trap (1998) Wam
10:15 am, Sun The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
Hot Shots! Part Deux (Joe Bob says check it out) Wam
10:30 am, Sun Batman Returns A&E
10:30/1:30 EST The Fly Fox Movie Channel
10:35 am, Sun Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
10:45 am, Sun The Final Conflict: Omen 3 Mystery Channel
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
11am/2pm EST Escape from New York (call me Snake) WOR New York
11:20 am, Sun Resident Evil: Apocalypse Thrillermax
11:30 am, Sun The Butterfly Effect Encore
I, Robot More Max
11:45 am, Sun Island of Dr. Moreau, The (1977) Flix Movie Channel
Pirates Of The Plain (a boy conjures up a real pirate) Wam
Spider-Man 2 HBO Zone
12pm/3pm EST Return of the Fly Fox Movie Channel
12:05 pm, Sun Judge Dredd Showtime Beyond
12:30 pm, Sun Tank Girl Action Channel
12:35 pm, Sun Hellboy Mystery Channel
Last Action Hero The Movie Channel
12:45 pm, Sun The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
1:00 pm, Sun Skeeter (the giant mutant kind) SCIFI
1:30 & 3:20am The Crow 2: City Of Angels Starz Edge
2:00 pm, Sun Batman Begins HBO
2:30 pm, Sun The Core FX Channel
2:50 pm, Sun Groundhog Day (Bill Murray comedy in a timeloop) The Movie Channel
4:00 pm, Sun The Jacket HBO #2
4:20 pm, Sun Durango Kids Starz Family
5:15 pm, Sun Eight Legged Freaks HBO Comedy
5:30 pm, Sun The Ring Two HBO #3
5:45 pm, Sun Pleasantville (you kids are screwing up the other world) Encore
6:00 pm, Sun Dazzle Starz Family
The Satan Bug Flix Movie Channel
X-Men FX Channel
6:05 pm, Sun Predator Mystery Channel
6:30 pm, Sun Catwoman Cinemax
6:45/9:45 EST Below Independent Film Channel
6:55 pm, Sun Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
7:00 pm, Sun The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime Family Zone
7:30 pm, Sun The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
Land of the Dead More Max
7:45 pm, Hot Shots! Part Deux (Joe Bob says check it out) Wam
8:00 pm, Sun Hellboy Mystery Channel
The Incredibles Starz Kids
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou Starz Cinema
X2 FX Channel
8:15 pm, Sun AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Cinemax
8:25 pm, Sun The Thing Below Showtime Beyond
9:00 pm, Sun Mansquito SCIFI
Sin City Starz Edge
9:30 pm, Sun Open Water The Movie Channel
9:45 pm, Sun Psycho (1998) Encore
10:00 pm, Sun Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Showcase
Resident Evil: Apocalypse Thrillermax
10:10 pm, Sun War of the Worlds (2005) Actionmax
11:30 pm, Sun The Halfway House Showtime Extreme
11:35 pm, Sun Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
12:00 am, Mon Batman Begins HBO
12:15/3:15 EST Below Independent Film Channel
1:00 am, Mon Saw Showtime Extreme
1:15 am, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore
1:45 am, Mon The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
2:00 am, Mon American Werewolf in Paris, An WPIX New York
2:45 am, Mon Blade Starz
2:50 am, Mon The Chronicles of Riddick Actionmax
3:00 am, Mon Journey to the Center of the Earth (1999) Hallmark Channel
3:30 am, Mon Judge Dredd (Stallone as judge, jury, executioner) Showtime Beyond
Predator Mystery Channel
4:00 am, Nick Fury, Agent Of SHIELD (by writer of Blade) Wam
5:30 am, Mon The Incredibles Starz Kids
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Mon 5-29-06, Memorial Day observed, banks closed in U.S. and Britain:
7:15 am, Mon Durango Kids Starz Family
Hellboy Mystery Channel
7:45 am, Mon Rosemary's Baby (this is no dream) More Max
8:30 am, Mon The Game Showtime Extreme
8:50 am, Mon The Night Flier Thrillermax
9:20 am, Mon The Addams Family (Raul Julia) HBO Zone
Batman (1989) Cinemax
10:05 am, Mon Powder The Movie Channel
10:30 am, Mon House of Wax Thrillermax
10:45 am, Mon Jumanji TBS
11:00 am, Mon Addams Family Values HBO Zone
11:05 am, Mon The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Showtime #2
11:30 am, Mon Land of the Dead Cinemax
12:00 pm, Mon Mad Max Encore
12:15 pm, Mon Deep Rising Starz Edge
12:30 pm, Mon Independence Day (they don't come in peace) More Max
12:35 pm, Mon Troll, part 2 Showtime #2
1:00 pm, A Fistful Of Dollars (Clint Eastwood spaghetti western) Hallmark Channel
1:45 pm, Mon Blade Starz
2:00 pm, Mon X-Men FX Channel
2:25 pm, Mon Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr, Jon Lovitz) HBO Family
3:40 pm, Mon Defending Your Life Encore's Love Stories
4:00 pm, Mon The Butterfly Effect Encore's True Channel
X2: X-Men United FX Channel
Ace Ventura, Pet Detective TBS
4:15 pm, Mon Small Soldiers Actionmax
4:35 pm, Mon Shaun of the Dead More Max
4:40 pm, Mon Defending Your Life Movie Plex
4:45 pm, Mon Leviathan (don't go in the sunken Russian sub) Mystery Channel
6:10 pm, Mon AVP: Alien Vs. Predator Actionmax
7pm & 9pm Karate Dog (voice of Chevy Chase) Family Channel
7:20 pm, Cursed (by a werewolf) Starz
7:30 pm, Mon Airplane! HBO Zone
Back to the Future (Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd) VH-1
The Faculty (1998) The Movie Channel
The Great Outdoors (Dan Aykroyd vs. John Candy) HBO Signature
Spider-Man (2002) Cartoon Network
8:00 pm, Mon Catwoman Actionmax
Land of the Dead (2005) Cinemax
A Bridge Too Far (1977) American Movie Classics
The Mask Of Zorro (1998) Flix Movie Channel
9:00 pm, Mon Blade (1998) Starz
Deep Rising Starz Edge
Harry Potter & the Prisoner Of Azkaban HBO #2
Scary Movie 2 Comedy Channel
Super Troopers (cops vs. cops) Comedy Central
9pm & 1am Washington The Warrior (they say he was unkillable) History Channel
9:05 pm, Mon Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Family Zone
9:15 pm, Team America: World Police (South Park puppets) Showtime #2
The Punisher The Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Mon Cube Zero Showtime Beyond
The Game Showtime Extreme
10:05 pm, Mon The Silence of the Lambs HD Movies
11:05 pm, Mon Defending Your Life Encore's Love Stories
11:35 pm, Mon The Night Flier Thrillermax
11:50 pm, Mon The I Inside Mystery Channel
12:05 am, Tue Defending Your Life Movie Plex
12:30 am, High Plains Drifter (Clint Eastwood as the man with no name) Encore
1:00 am, Tue Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Starz
1:15 am, Tue Ginger Snaps Back: The Beginning Showtime Beyond
1:30 am, Tue Leviathan Mystery Channel
2:15 am, Tue Mad Max Encore
Silence of the Lambs (hello, Clarice) HD Movies
4:10 am, Tue Deep Rising Starz Edge
5:20 am, Tue The Game Showtime Extreme
5:45 am, Tue Defending Your Life Encore's Love Stories
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Tue 5-30-06, traditional Memorial Day:
7:05 am, Tue The Haunted Palace The Movie Channel
7:20 am, Tue Duel (Dennis Weaver vs. a truck from the twilight zone) Action Channel
Time After Time (H.G. Wells vs. Jack the Ripper) Cinemax
7:30 am, Tue Last Action Hero (Schwarzenegger) Showtime Beyond
7:35 am, Tue Batman & Robin Actionmax
8:00 am, Tue Thunderbirds (to the rescue) Wam!
10:15 am, Tue The Andromeda Strain HD Movies
11:00 am, Tue Batman Begins HBO Zone
War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
11am/2pm EST To Have & To Have Not (Bogart, Bacall) Turner Classic Movies
11:25 am, Tue Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
11:30 am, Tue True Lies (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis) Actionmax
1pm/4pm EST The Big Sleep (1946, Bogart) Turner Classic Movies
1:10 pm, Tue Time Bandits (Monty Python) Showtime Showcase
1:50 pm, Tue Superman: The Movie Actionmax
3:05 pm, Tue Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
3:30 pm, Tue Spider-Man 2 HBO
4:30 pm, Tue Back to the Future VH-1
7:00 pm, Tue Nine Lives Showtime Beyond
Falcon Down (Dale Midkiff, William Shatner) SCIFI
7pm/10pm EST Predator & Predator 2 Fox Movie Channel
7pm/10pm EST Rocky 3 Turner Classic Movies
7:15 pm, Tue 13 Going on 30 Starz
7:45 pm, Walking Tall (2004 remake) Showtime
8:00 pm, Tue Assassins (1995) Encore
Batman & Robin Actionmax
War of the Worlds (2005) Cinemax
Shanghai Knights (Jackie Chan) Fox
The Godfather, part 3 American Movie Classics
8pm & 12am The Antichrist (part 1 of 2) History Channel
8:15 pm, Tue Judge Dredd Action Channel
8:30 pm, Tue Batman Begins HBO Zone
9:00 pm, Tue Commando (Joe Bob says check it out) Spike (TNN)
Dark Breed (1996) SCIFI
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous More Max
9pm/12am EST Devil In A Blue Dress (1995) Turner Classic Movies
9:15 pm, Tue The Crow (1994, Brandon Lee) Showtime
Tombstone (Kurt Russell at the OK Corral) The Movie Channel
10:00 pm, Tue K-PAX Bravo
10pm & 2am Beyond The Da Vinci Code A&E
10:10 pm, Tue True Lies Actionmax
10:15 pm, Ladder 49 Encore
11:00 pm, Tue Species SCIFI
11pm/2am EST Predator & Predator 2 Fox Movie Channel
12:00 am, Wed Saw Showtime
12:15 am, Wed Bride of Chucky (Child's Play 4) Encore
12:30 am, Wed K-PAX Bravo
Spider-Man 2 HBO
12:45 am, Wed The Crow Starz Edge
1:00 am, Wed Friday the 13th, Part 3 HBO Zone
1:05 am, Wed Manchurian Candidate, The (2004) Showtime Beyond
1:20 am, Wed The Mangler Thrillermax
1:50 am, Wed The Terminator Action Channel
2:00 am, Wed Cocoon II: The Return WE
Coneheads Comedy Channel
3:10 am, Wed Dentist II Thrillermax
3:20 am, Wed Gacy Mystery Channel
4:00 am, Wed Session 9 HD Movies
4:05 am, Wed Ladyhawke HBO #3
4:40 am, Wed Mom and Dad Save the World (Teri Garr vs. alien Jon Lovitz) HBO Comedy
5:00 am, Wed Last Action Hero Showtime Beyond
6:00 am, Wed Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country HBO
6:30 am, Wed John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth) Thrillermax
6:35 am, Wed The Game Showtime Showcase
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Wed 5-31-06:
7:30 am, Wed Eight Legged Freaks HBO #2
Prehysteria Cinemax
8:15 am, Wed Last Action Hero The Movie Channel
8:30 am, Wed The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
9:40 am, Wed Scream and Scream Again (Peter Cushing) Mystery Channel
10:00 am, Wed Resident Evil: Apocalypse Thrillermax
Laura (1944) American Movie Classics
10:45am & 8pm Blade: Trinity Black Starz
11:15 am, Wed 13 Going on 30 Starz
11:35 am, Wed Land of the Dead Cinemax
11:50 am, Wed Star Trek: The Motion Picture HBO Family
12:00 pm, Wed Cocoon II: The Return WE
12:15 pm, Wed Armageddon Action Channel
12:40 pm, Wed Ghostbusters (comedy) Black Starz
1pm/4pm EST Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea (20 years in the future) Fox Movie Channel
1:35 pm, Wed Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
2:00 pm, Wed Batman (1989) Actionmax
2:50 pm, Wed Judge Dredd Action Channel
3:00 pm, Wed Shrek, part 2 Cinemax
3:35 pm, Wed Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Showtime Showcase
4:05 pm, Wed The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Kids
4:30 pm, Wed Red Dragon USA Network
4:35 pm, Wed The Blob (1988) Action Channel
5pm/8pm EST What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962) Turner Classic Movies
5:30 pm, Wed Forever Young (1930's pilot wakes up in the present) More Max
5:45 pm, Wed The Game Showtime Showcase
6:00 pm, Wed Coneheads (Dan Aykroyd, Jane Curtain) Comedy Channel
6:15 pm, Wed The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
7pm/10pm EST Silver Streak (Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder) Fox Movie Channel
7:30/10:30 EST Pocketful Of Miracles (1961, Bette Davis) Turner Classic Movies
7:50 pm, Wed Back to the Future, Part III Action Channel
8:00 pm, Wed 8 Heads In A Duffel Bag (1997) The Movie Channel
Blade: Trinity Black Starz
Backlash (1956) American Movie Classics
Liar Liar (a lawyer is forced to tell the truth) Encore
Single White Female (your new room-mate's a psycho) Flix Movie Channel
8:15 pm, Wed The Amityville Horror HD Movies
White Noise (2005) Cinemax
9:00 pm, Wed Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
Acceptable Risk (medical experiments turn deadly) Lifetime
Clear & Presnt Danger (Harrison Ford vs. Royal assassins) More Max
Dirty Dancing (1987) WE
10:00 pm, Wed Armageddon Action Channel
Land of the Dead (2005) Cinemax
The Night Flier Thrillermax
10pm/1am EST The Funeral (Christopher Walken) IFC
11:15 pm, Wed Johnny Mnemonic Encore
11:30 pm, Wed Motel Hell (it takes all kinds of critters) The Movie Channel
11:35 pm, Wed Godly Boyish Sundance Channel
1:30/4:30 EST Document of the Dead IFC
1:45 am, Thu Session 9 HD Movies
2:15 am, Thu The Blob (1988) Action Channel
3:10 am, Thu The Chronicles of Riddick Cinemax
3:30 am, Thu Roddy McDowall's Fright Night HD Movies
3:45 am, Thu Mothra Wam!
4:40 am, Thu The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Bill Murray vs. a great shark) Starz
5:10 am, Thu Toolbox Murders Starz Edge
5:30 am, Thu Ghostbusters Black Starz
5:50 am, Thu Twilight Zone: The Movie Mystery Channel
6:00 am, Thu Antz HBO Comedy
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Starz Family
6:20 am, Thu 20 Million Miles to Earth Action Channel
6:40 am, Thu Time After Time (David Warner as Jack) Thrillermax
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Previously: April 2006
Terrorists are not cowards, they're the enemy...Annihilate them Joe Bob Briggs