Showtime

Past movies have included:
Dracula, Dead And Loving It, Trekkies 2, Bram Stoker's Dracula,
The Stepford Wives, Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers, Flowers In The Attic, X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (Ray Milland),
Night Of The Living Dead (1990), Troll (good witch June Lockhart teaches magic to Harry Potter Jr), Amityville 3, Futureworld (PG sequel to Westworld, return of Yul Brynner as the killer robot), Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne,
and comedy movies including Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Ramis, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver), Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) and Who's Harry Crumb (John Candy)
Times shown EST/Pacific
March 1, 2006
12:00 AM: Air Force One (R)
2:05 AM: Call Girl Wives (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (R)
5:00 AM: Walking Across Egypt (PG13)
6:45 AM: And Now For Something Completely Different (PG, Monty Python)
8:15 AM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:35 AM: Howards End (PG)
1:00 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
2:30 PM: Knock Off (R)
4:00 PM: No Small Affair (R)
5:45 PM: No Looking Back (R)
7:30 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Latecomer (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Johnny Mnemonic (R)
March 2, 2006
12:45 AM: Clerks (R)
2:15 AM: This Girl's Life (R)
4:00 AM: Amnesia (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
7:00 AM: Play Dirty (PG)
9:00 AM: The Owl And The Pussycat (PG)
10:45 AM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
12:15 PM: Truly Madly Deeply (PG)
2:05 PM: Real Genius (PG)
4:00 PM: Timeline (PG13)
6:00 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
8:15 PM: Twisted (R)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Signs From Heaven (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Self-Helpless (TV14)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Latecomer (TVMA)
March 3, 2006
12:00 AM: Fat Actress: Crack for Good (TVMA)
12:30 AM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R)
2:15 AM: Gridlock'd (R)
3:45 AM: Kama Sutra: carnal heat (TVMA)
4:15 AM: Kama Sutra: the art of biting (TVMA)
4:45 AM: Real Genius (PG)
6:30 AM: Godsend (PG13)
8:15 AM: Spin (PG13)
10:05 AM: The Field (PG13)
12:00 PM: Bound For Glory (PG)
2:30 PM: Hollywood Flies (R)
4:05 PM: Mad Dog Time (R)
5:45 PM: Godsend (PG13)
7:30 PM: Sleepover (PG)
9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Intramural (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Masters Of Horror: Fair Haired Child (TVMA)
11:00 PM: ShoBox: The New Generation (Not Rated)
March 4, 2006
1:00 AM: The L Word: Latecomer (TVMA)
2:00 AM: The Sex Spa (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Bound For Glory (PG)
6:00 AM: Howards End (PG)
8:30 AM: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (TVG, remade as Billy Jack Goes To Washington)
10:45 AM: On Golden Pond (PG, watch it you old poop)
12:35 PM: Five Easy Pieces (R, hold the mayo)
2:15 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
4:35 PM: A Few Good Men (R, you can't handle the truth)
7:00 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG, robots attack 1930s New York)
8:45 PM: Countdown to Lacy vs. Calzaghe: Countdown to Lacy vs. Calzaghe (TVPG)
9:00 PM: Showtime Championship Boxing: 3/4/06 (Not Rated)
10:30 PM: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (R)
March 5, 2006
12:15 AM: Bare Witness (R)
1:35 AM: Kama Sutra: love quarrels (TVMA)
2:00 AM: Kama Sutra: nirvana (TVMA)
2:30 AM: Dog Park (R)
4:05 AM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
6:35 AM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
8:30 AM: Timeline (PG13)
10:30 AM: Walking Tall (PG13)
12:00 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
2:25 PM: Beyond Borders (R)
4:35 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
6:30 PM: Timeline (PG13)
8:30 PM: Walking Tall (PG13)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA), repeated @ 11pm & 12am
March 6, 2006
1:00 AM: Sleeper Cell: Intramural (TVMA)
2:00 AM: Cliffhanger (R)
4:00 AM: Kama Sutra: special tastes (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Kama Sutra: the acquisition of the girl (TVMA)
5:00 AM: Teen Wolf Too (PG, a werewolf movie so bad it's scary)
6:35 AM: Delivering Milo (PG)
8:15 AM: Real Genius (PG)
10:00 AM: Miracles (PG)
11:30 AM: Good Boy! (PG)
1:00 PM: Edge Of America (TV14)
2:45 PM: Yentl (PG)
5:00 PM: Real Genius (PG)
6:45 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
9:00 PM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Huff: Christmas Is Ruined (TV14)
11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Intramural (TVMA)
March 7, 2006
12:00 AM: Trees Lounge (R)
1:35 AM: The Sex Spa (TVMA)
3:00 AM: Ski School (R)
4:30 AM: Yentl (PG)
6:50 AM: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (TVG, remade as Billy Jack Goes To Washington)
9:15 AM: Godsend (PG13)
11:00 AM: And Now For Something Completely Different (PG, Monty Python)
12:30 PM: Shadow of Fear (PG13)
2:00 PM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
3:30 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
5:00 PM: Knock Off (R)
6:30 PM: WEEDS: Suburban Shakedown (TVPG)
6:45 PM: Godsend (PG13)
8:30 PM: Code 46 (R)
10:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Hijack (TVMA)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA)
March 8, 2006
12:00 AM: Search for a Supermodel: Episode 1 & 2 (TVPG)
12:45 AM: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (R)
2:30 AM: Gridlock'd (R)
4:00 AM: Kama Sutra: menage a trois (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Kama Sutra: conduct of wife (TVMA)
5:30 AM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
7:00 AM: Sleepover (PG)
8:30 AM: Teen Wolf Too (PG)
10:05 AM: The Field (PG13)
12:00 PM: Mad Dog Time (R)
1:35 PM: Gone Dark (R)
3:00 PM: If Lucy Fell (R)
4:35 PM: The Prince & Me (PG)
6:30 PM: Sleepover (PG)
8:00 PM: All We Are Saying (TV14)
9:45 PM: WEEDS: Suburban Shakedown (TVPG)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Showtime Championship Boxing: 3/4/06 (Not Rated)
March 9, 2006
12:30 AM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R)
2:15 AM: The Safety of Objects (R)
4:15 AM: Livin' Large (R)
5:55 AM: Teen Wolf Too (PG)
7:35 AM: Sign 'o' the Times (PG13)
9:15 AM: Rock-A-Doodle (G)
10:30 AM: Play Dirty (PG)
12:30 PM: Hurricane Streets (R)
2:05 PM: On Golden Pond (PG)
4:00 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
6:30 PM: Dog Park (R)
8:00 PM: The Specialist (R)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Hair (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: ESP (TV14)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA)
March 10, 2006
12:00 AM: Fat Actress: Cry Baby McGuire (TV14)
12:30 AM: The Last Seduction (R)
2:30 AM: Mary Reilly (R, maid to Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde)
4:20 AM: Last Holiday, The: SHO Me 1st (TVPG)
4:30 AM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
6:55 AM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
8:45 AM: Pride and Prejudice (PG)
10:30 AM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
12:00 PM: Edge Of America (TV14)
1:45 PM: No Small Affair (R)
3:30 PM: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (TVG, remade as Billy Jack Goes To Washington)
5:45 PM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
7:30 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Hijack (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Open Water (R)
11:30 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
March 11, 2006
12:00 AM: The L Word: Lead, Follow, Or Get Out Of The Way (TVMA)
1:00 AM: Clerks (R)
2:30 AM: Sexual Revenge (TVMA)
3:45 AM: Frogs for Snakes (R)
5:25 AM: Lenny The Wonder Dog (TVPG)
6:55 AM: Good Boy! (PG)
8:25 AM: Delivering Milo (PG)
10:00 AM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
11:30 AM: Sleepover (PG)
1:05 PM: If Lucy Fell (R)
2:45 PM: All We Are Saying (TV14)
4:30 PM: Good Boy! (PG)
6:00 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
7:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 101 (TVPG)
8:00 PM: The Prince & Me (PG)
10:00 PM: Sleepover (PG)
11:30 PM: Johnny Mnemonic (R)
March 12, 2006
1:15 AM: Code 46 (R)
3:00 AM: Sexy Movie (R)
4:30 AM: Kama Sutra: on the means of exciting desire (TVMA)
5:05 AM: Delivering Milo (PG)
6:45 AM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
8:30 AM: Time Bandits (PG, with David Warner as Satan)
10:30 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
12:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 101 (TVPG)
1:00 PM: Godsend (PG13)
2:45 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
5:00 PM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
7:00 PM: Dog Park (R)
8:30 PM: The Woodsman (R)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA), repeated @ 11pm
March 13, 2006
12:00 AM: Sleeper Cell: Hijack (TVMA)
1:00 AM: Trees Lounge (R)
2:35 AM: The Man Who Loved Women (TVMA)
4:45 AM: Time Bandits (PG)
6:45 AM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
7:05 AM: Beyond Borders (R)
9:15 AM: Pride and Prejudice (PG)
11:00 AM: Howards End (PG)
1:30 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
3:00 PM: Timeline (PG13)
4:55 PM: Beyond Borders (R)
7:00 PM: Twisted (R)
8:40 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
9:00 PM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Huff: The Good Doctor (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Hijack (TVMA)
March 14, 2006
12:00 AM: Open Water (R)
1:25 AM: City of Industry (R)
3:05 AM: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders (R)
4:35 AM: Timeline (PG13)
6:35 AM: Lenny The Wonder Dog (TVPG)
8:00 AM: Good Boy! (PG)
9:35 AM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
12:00 PM: Mad Dog Time (R)
1:35 PM: Hurricane Streets (R)
3:05 PM: On Golden Pond (PG)
5:00 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
7:30 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Youmud Din (TVMA)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA)
March 15, 2006
12:00 AM: Search for a Supermodel: Episode 3 & 4 (TVPG)
12:45 AM: Malibu Spring Break (TVMA)
2:05 AM: Eden (R)
4:00 AM: The New Centurions (R)
5:45 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
7:30 AM: Walking Tall (PG13)
9:00 AM: The Cookout (PG13)
10:35 AM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
12:30 PM: The Kiss (TV14)
2:00 PM: Someone To Watch Over Me (R)
3:45 PM: Real Genius (PG)
5:30 PM: Gone Dark (R)
7:00 PM: The Cookout (PG13)
8:30 PM: Walking Tall (PG13)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 101 (TVPG)
11:30 PM: Code 46 (R)
March 16, 2006
1:05 AM: The Specialist (R)
3:00 AM: Hollywood Sex Fantasy (R)
4:30 AM: Bound For Glory (PG)
7:00 AM: Time Bandits (PG)
9:00 AM: Sleepover (PG)
10:30 AM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
12:00 PM: No Looking Back (R)
1:45 PM: Five Easy Pieces (R)
3:30 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
5:00 PM: The Paper (R)
7:00 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
8:30 PM: Sleepover (PG)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Endangered Species (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Eat This! (TV14)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA)
March 17, 2006
12:00 AM: Fat Actress: Hold This (TVMA)
12:30 AM: The Comedians of Comedy (TVMA)
2:15 AM: Voyeur Confessions (R)
3:45 AM: Forbidden Zone (R)
5:00 AM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
6:30 AM: And Now For Something Completely Different (PG, Monty Python)
8:00 AM: The Prince & Me (PG)
10:00 AM: Truly Madly Deeply (PG)
11:45 AM: Yentl (PG)
2:00 PM: Sign 'o' the Times (PG13)
3:30 PM: Good Boy! (PG)
5:00 PM: The Prince & Me (PG)
7:15 PM: Johnny Mnemonic (R)
9:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Youmud Din (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Harvard Man (R)
11:40 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
March 18, 2006
12:00 AM: The L Word: Loosing The Light (TVMA)
1:00 AM: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (R)
2:45 AM: Sexy Movie (R)
4:15 AM: Deep Evil (R)
5:50 AM: Lilies Of The Field (TVPG)
7:30 AM: Walking Tall (PG13)
9:00 AM: The Cookout (PG13)
10:30 AM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
1:00 PM: Timeline (PG13)
3:00 PM: Knock Off (R)
4:30 PM: Walking Tall (PG13)
6:00 PM: The Cookout (PG13)
7:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 102 (TVPG)
8:00 PM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
10:30 PM: Cliffhanger (R)
March 19, 2006
12:30 AM: The Specialist (R)
2:30 AM: The Woodsman (R)
4:00 AM: Stone Cold Dead (R)
5:50 AM: As Good As It Gets (PG13)
8:15 AM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
10:45 AM: Real Genius (PG)
12:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 102 (TVPG)
1:00 PM: The Paper (R)
3:00 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
4:30 PM: Sleepover (PG)
6:00 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
8:30 PM: Open Water (R)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA), repeated @ 11pm
March 20, 2006
12:00 AM: Sleeper Cell: Youmud Din (TVMA)
1:00 AM: Twisted (R)
2:45 AM: Kama Sutra: for the wives of others (TVMA)
3:15 AM: The Spreading Ground (R)
5:00 AM: Sleepover (PG)
6:30 AM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
8:00 AM: The Prince & Me (PG)
10:00 AM: Bound For Glory (PG)
12:30 PM: 1972 Munich Olympic Games: Bud Greenspan Remembers (TVPG)
2:00 PM: Pride and Prejudice (PG)
3:45 PM: Guarding Tess (PG13)
5:20 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
6:50 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
7:10 PM: The Prince & Me (PG)
9:00 PM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Huff: The Sample Closet (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Sleeper Cell: Youmud Din (TVMA)
March 21, 2006
12:00 AM: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (R)
1:45 AM: Bare Witness (R)
3:05 AM: Kama Sutra: master and servant (TVMA)
3:35 AM: Men Of War (R)
5:25 AM: Guarding Tess (PG13)
7:05 AM: The Intruder (PG13)
8:45 AM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
10:30 AM: Time Bandits (PG)
12:30 PM: New Suit (R)
2:05 PM: Five Easy Pieces (R)
3:45 PM: 30 Years To Life (R)
5:30 PM: Beyond Borders (R)
7:45 PM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
9:30 PM: Open Water (R)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA)
March 22, 2006
12:00 AM: Search for a Supermodel: Episode 5 & 6 (TVPG)
12:45 AM: The Woodsman (R)
2:15 AM: Harvard Man (R)
4:00 AM: Galaxy Hunter (TVMA)
5:25 AM: Delivering Milo (PG)
7:00 AM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
8:30 AM: Timeline (PG13)
10:35 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
12:30 PM: Yentl (PG)
2:45 PM: No Small Affair (R)
4:30 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
6:00 PM: Timeline (PG13)
8:00 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 102 (TVPG)
11:30 PM: All We Are Saying (TV14)
March 23, 2006
1:15 AM: Trees Lounge (R)
3:00 AM: Kama Sutra: the acquisition of the girl (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Body And Soul (1981) (R)
5:15 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
7:05 AM: Teen Wolf Too (PG)
8:40 AM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
10:30 AM: Edge Of America (TV14)
12:15 PM: 1972 Munich Olympic Games: Bud Greenspan Remembers (TVPG)
1:45 PM: WEEDS: Suburban Shakedown (TVPG)
2:00 PM: Time Bandits (PG)
4:00 PM: The Prince & Me (PG)
6:00 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
8:10 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
8:30 PM: Code 46 (R)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: The Best (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Ouija Boards/Near Death Experiences (TV14)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA)
March 24, 2006
12:00 AM: Dogville (R)
3:00 AM: Last Tango In Paris (TVMA)
5:15 AM: D2: The Mighty Ducks (PG)
7:05 AM: The Field (PG13)
9:00 AM: Miracles (PG)
10:30 AM: The Intruder (PG13)
12:05 PM: No Looking Back (R)
1:45 PM: Mad Dog Time (R)
3:30 PM: If Lucy Fell (R)
5:05 PM: The Paper (R)
7:00 PM: Dog Park (R)
8:30 PM: The Woodsman (R)
10:00 PM: All We Are Saying (TV14)
11:45 PM: WEEDS: Suburban Shakedown (TVPG)
March 25, 2006
12:00 AM: The L Word: Last Dance (TVMA)
1:00 AM: The Specialist (R)
3:00 AM: spider-babe (R)
4:30 AM: The Field (PG13)
6:30 AM: Lenny The Wonder Dog (TVPG)
8:00 AM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
9:45 AM: Beyond Borders (R)
12:00 PM: Guarding Tess (PG13)
1:35 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
4:00 PM: Godsend (PG13)
5:45 PM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
7:30 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 103 (TVPG)
8:00 PM: Open Water (R)
9:30 PM: I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (R)
11:15 PM: Twisted (R)
March 26, 2006
1:00 AM: Sex, Lies, and Videotape (R)
2:45 AM: Kama Sutra: special tastes (TVMA)
3:15 AM: The Prophecy II (R)
4:45 AM: Godsend (PG13)
6:30 AM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
8:00 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
10:00 AM: The Prince & Me (PG)
12:00 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 103 (TVPG)
12:30 PM: Good Boy! (PG)
2:00 PM: Knock Off (R)
3:30 PM: Walking Tall (PG13)
5:00 PM: The Cookout (PG13)
6:30 PM: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (PG)
8:00 PM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Episode #312 (TVMA), repeated @ 11pm
March 27, 2006
12:00 AM: The Last Seduction (R)
2:00 AM: Gridlock'd (R)
3:35 AM: The Rosary Murders (R)
5:25 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
7:15 AM: WEEDS: Suburban Shakedown (TVPG)
7:30 AM: Delivering Milo (PG)
9:05 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
11:00 AM: Sleepover (PG)
12:30 PM: Yentl (PG)
2:45 PM: Five Easy Pieces (R)
4:25 PM: Knock Off (R)
6:00 PM: Dog Park (R)
7:30 PM: Sleepover (PG)
9:00 PM: The L Word: Episode #312 (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Huff: All The King's Horses (TVMA)
10:50 PM: Huff: Crazy, Nuts And All Messed Up (TV14)
March 28, 2006
12:00 AM: The Woodsman (R)
1:30 AM: Code 46 (R)
3:05 AM: Sexual Revenge (TVMA)
4:15 AM: Against The Law (TV14)
5:40 AM: On Golden Pond (PG)
7:30 AM: Shadow of Fear (PG13)
9:00 AM: And Now For Something Completely Different (PG, Monty Python)
10:30 AM: Bound For Glory (PG)
1:00 PM: King of the Corner (R)
2:45 PM: All We Are Saying (TV14)
4:30 PM: Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights (PG13)
6:00 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
8:10 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
8:30 PM: Downfall (R)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Episode #312 (TVMA)
March 29, 2006
12:00 AM: Search for a Supermodel: Episode 7 & 8 (TVPG)
12:45 AM: The Specialist (R)
2:35 AM: Hollywood Sex Fantasy (R)
4:05 AM: Do Not Disturb (R)
5:45 AM: Hangman's Curse (PG13)
7:30 AM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
7:50 AM: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (TVG, remade as Billy Jack Goes To Washington)
10:00 AM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
12:30 PM: Sign 'o' the Times (PG13)
2:00 PM: Time Bandits (PG)
4:00 PM: 30 Years To Life (R)
5:35 PM: Guarding Tess (PG13)
7:10 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
7:30 PM: The Pelican Brief (PG13)
10:00 PM: The L Word: Episode #312 (TVMA)
11:00 PM: Re:Evolution of Sports -: Episode 103 (TVPG)
11:30 PM: Cliffhanger (R)
March 30, 2006
1:30 AM: Harvard Man (R)
3:15 AM: Deceiver (R)
5:00 AM: Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (TVG, remade as Billy Jack Goes To Washington)
7:15 AM: Rock-A-Doodle (G)
8:30 AM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
10:15 AM: Real Genius (PG)
12:00 PM: The Story of the Weeping Camel (PG)
1:30 PM: Gone Dark (R)
3:00 PM: The Kiss (TV14)
4:30 PM: Timeline (PG13)
6:25 PM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
6:45 PM: Without a Paddle (PG13)
8:30 PM: The Woodsman (R)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Ghost Busters (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Environmental Hysteria (TV14)
11:00 PM: The L Word: Episode #312 (TVMA)
March 31, 2006
12:00 AM: Open Water (R)
1:30 AM: Slammed! (TVMA)
3:10 AM: The Thing Below (R)
4:45 AM: Timeline (PG13)
6:45 AM: The Cookout (PG13)
8:15 AM: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (PG)
10:00 AM: Walking Tall (PG13)
11:30 AM: HUFF Recap Show (TV14)
11:50 AM: Beyond Borders (R)
2:00 PM: Godsend (PG13)
3:45 PM: The Manchurian Candidate (R)
6:00 PM: The Cookout (PG13)
7:30 PM: Walking Tall (PG13)
9:00 PM: Weeds: You Can't Miss The Bear (TVMA)
9:30 PM: Weeds: Free Goat (TVMA)
10:00 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: Endangered Species (TVMA)
10:30 PM: Penn & Teller: Bullshit!: The Best (TVMA)
11:00 PM: ShoBox: The New Generation (Not Rated)
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