by Drew A. Saltzgaber
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A DARK SHADOWS FAN, IF...
You watch DS every week.
You have several DS items decorating your home.
You have a pet named after a DS cast member/character.
You frequently check out DS web sites.
You buy DS collectables.
You have visited one of the DS filming locations.
You often think about Angelique/Quentin's eyes.
You have a DS t-shirt or two.
You attend online chats about DS.
You attend DS festivals.
Your favorite character is Barnabas.
YOU MAY HAVE A DARK SHADOWS OBSESSION, IF...
You watch DS every day.
You have whole rooms dedicated to DS.
You have a child named after a DS cast member/character.
You have a DS website. (Pub. note: Who me? Obsessed? Nah.)
You check your eBay page every day of DS collectables.
You plan whole vacations around DS locations.
You often think about Maggie/Barnabas' smile.
You compete in the DS costume party.
You attend online chats about DS daily.
You ask questions during the panel Q & A sessions.
Your favorite character is Harry Johnson.
SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP IF...
You never watch anything but DS.
You remodeled your house to look like Collinwood.
You changed your name to a DS cast member/character's name.
Your PC has a DS theme complete with sounds.
You spend more than a month's pay on collectables.
You have recently moved EAST to be closer to DS locations.
You often think of Professor Stokes' buns.
You ALWAYS dress as a DS character.
You can't seem to talk about anything but DS.
Your question begins with "In episode number..."
Your favorite character is Sky Rumson.
Have other ideas for the list? Contact the author at Beltharr@aol.com.
