SITE DIRECTOR---ANNIE
1) I WAS SO EMBARRASSED WHEN I TOOK MY DOGGY FOR A WALK AND HE POOPED ON SOMEONE'S LAWN.
THAT WASN'T THE WORST PART, THE OWNERS OF THE HOUSE WAS JUST COMING BACK HOME IN THEIR CAR WHEN MY DOG
LEFT A LITTLE PRESENT.
THEY STORMED OUTTA THE CAR AND STARTED SCREAMING AT ME
" HOW DO U SUPPOSE WE'RE GONNA CLEAN THAT UP" " WE'RE NOT GOING TO CLEAN THAT UP FOR U, U CLEAN IT UP"
AT THAT TIME I WAS FULL O F EMBARRASSMENT, I'M THINKIN'...HOW?
U WANT ME TO PICK THAT UP WITH MY BARE HANDS?
SO AS THEY WENT IN TO GET A SHOVEL FOR ME I JUST QUICKLY USED MY SHOE AND TAPPED THE POOP OFF THE LAWN ON TO THE ROAD
.....OH WELL, IT'S NOT ON THEIR PROPERTY ANYMORE! and.....SPED AWAY QUICKLY FROM THE SCENE
2) OK, SO THIS WAS TWO YRS AGO, I WAS CLAM DIGGING WIT MY DAD IN NORTH VANCOUVER
WE WERE JUST LOOKING AROUND THE PLACE FOR A WHILE, AROUND THE LIL SEASIDE AND SUDDENLY I HEARD A FEW SEAGULLS ABOVE ME
I JUST KEPT WALKING AROUND UNTIL I FELT THIS LITTLE COLDNESS ON MY HAND AND HEARD THIS PLOP
I LOOK AT MY HAND AND THERE IT WAS
A BLOB OF BIRD DOO
IT WAS WHITE!!
I WAS SO SHOCKED THAT I'D BE POOPED ON AND I PRACTICALLY JUST STARED AT IT
NOONE SEEMED TO NOTICE THE MENTAL PAIN I WAS IN
"A BIRD POOPED ON ME...."
SO I QUICKLY WIPED THE DOO ON MY WHITE SHIRT
NOT EXACTLY GRASPING WHAT I HAD DONE
I JUST WANTED IT OFF MY HAND
..........I HAVEN'T TOLD THIS TO ANYONE FOR LIKE 2 YRS.
UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO AT MY FRIEND'S B-DAY PARTAY
3) IN P.E ONE DAY OUR CLASS WENT FOR A WALK AROUND DEER LAKE
IT WAS A VERY RAINY AND WET DAY AND THE GROUND WAS VERY MUDDY
ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE LIKE TREKING BEHIND EVERYONE ELSE.
AND THEN WE COME TO THIS LITTLE SLOPE
MY FRIEND ALISON TOLD ME TO BECAREFUL NOT TO SLIP BECAUSE IT WAS VERY SLIPPERY FROM ALL THE SOGGY MUD
" OK, I WON'T SLIP" I SAID TO MEL
AND THEN ME THINKING THAT I WON'T FALL PICKS UP THE PACE AND PRACTICALLY RUNS THROUGH THE MUD
THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN ......I SLIP
ASS FIRST
ALISON STARTS LAUGHING
WE CAUGHT UP TO THE OTHERS AND I ASKED MY TEACHER IF I COULD GO TO THE BATHROOM TO WASH UP AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE
"OH...WHAT HAPPENED"
AND THEY ALL KEPT STARING AT MY ASS
WELL I GUESS CAUSE IT LOOKED LIKE I HAD A LITTLE ACCIDENT!
4) THIS I HAVE NOT TOLD NOONE.
U'LL ALL START LAUGHING AND PROBABLY MAKE FUN OF ME BUT OH WELL
MY FAMILY WAS OFF ON VACATION IN TORONTO
WE WERE STAYING AT MY DAD'S COUSINS HOUSE
SHE LIVES ALONE BUT HER BOYFRIEND COMES OVER OFTEN
ME AND MY SISTA CONNIE SHARED A ROOM
THAT WEEK WHEN WE WERE THERE WAS DA TIME OF THE MONTH FOR ME.
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!
THE FIRST FEW DAYS ARE USUALLY QUITE HEAVY SO I WENT TO BED ONE NIGHT AND WHEN I WOKE UP
THERE WAS A HUGE STAIN ON THE
OF THE BED
I WAS SO EMBARRASSED
IT WAS THE LAST NIGHT I WAS GOING TO STAY THERE CAUSE OUR FLIGHT LEAVES THAT DAY
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I USED THE BLANKET AND JUST COVERED IT UP
I LEFT HER HOUSE FEELING QUITE GUILTY
TO THIS DAY I STILL CAN'T LOOK HER IN THE FACE
i wonder what she did with the sheets?.............
5). ABOUT 3 YEARS AGO WHEN MY WHOLE FAMILY AND SOME OF MY DAD'S FRIENDS WENT ON A CAMPING TRIP, ON THE WAY BACK WE STOPPED FOR A LITTLE BREAK
WE THOUGHT WE'D HAVE A LITTLE PICNIC BESIDE THE RIVER OR SOMETHING WITH FRUIT,SANDWICHES,BARBEQUE AND
MY DAD CUTS THE HUGE WATERMELONS AND HIS FRIENDS HANDED THEM OUT
I GOT ONE AND WAS CHOWING AWAY WHEN MY DAD'S FRIEND SAYS IN MY DIRECTION
"DO U WANT ANY?"
AND ME THINKING HE WAS TALKING TO ME SAID "SURE"
AND I WENT UP AND GRABBED THE WATERMELON OUTTA HIS HAND WITH ONE ALREADY IN MY OTHER HAND
I REMEMBER HIM GIVING ME THIS LOOK BUT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
I GUESS HE THOUGHT IW AS JUST A KID
I STILL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON
UNTIL LIKE 30 MINUTES LATER, I LOOK BACK AND I SEE HIS WIFE SITTING BEHIND ME WITH NO MELON
THEN MY LIL DUMB MIND GRASPS THE IDEA THAT MAYBE HE WAS GIVING THE WATERMELON TO HIS WIFE!!
I FELT SO DUMB AND EMBARRASSED BUT I JUST PRETENDED I DIDN'T KNOW
those were my embarrassing moments
try not to laugh.......
check back lata for MY FRIENDS' TRAUMA RAUMAS
