- You call a beer by your name

- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws

- You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response

- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"

- Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it

- You throw a coke at Eric Bischoff/nWo and it hits the TV screen

- On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

- You constantly deny that Brian Christopher is your son

- After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

- You chokeslam your cat.

- You clothsline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

- You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

- You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.

- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones

- When you put your kids to bed, you tell them to "Rest In Peace"

- You power bomb your mom through the dinner table.

- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

- You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.

- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match