ROYAL RUMBLE RESULTS

-Road Dogg Jesse James -vs- Big Bossman
-This was a non-title, non-harcore match. Both men start off feeling each other out and Road Dogg gives Bossman the Suck it. The crowd is gettin in the match cheering on Road Dogg. Bossman is trying to corner Road Dogg, but Road Dogg uses his quickness to get out of the way. The match is not for the Hardcore title. Road Dogg takes Bossman into the corner and he climbs up and punches him. Atomic drop by Road Dogg and Bossman then misses with a left. Bossman snags the Night Stick, but cant use it. Road Dogg sneaks from behind and Bossman goes into the ringpost. Bossman then starts fighting back, and starts beating Road Dogg with rights and lefts. They get back into the ring, and Bossman is giving Road Dogg some hard shots, as Road Dogg is slumped in the corner. Then Rad Dogg starts blocking Bossmans punches and fires back with his own. Bossman gives him a boot and slows him down. He gets a 2 count on Road Dogg, and then starts slowing down the tempo. Road Dogg bites Bossmans nose, as he had a sleeper on, but Bossman punches him and gets him back down again. Bossman starts loosening up the turnbuckle... Bossman does a power move and doesnt hook the leg, and gets a two count. Bossman is just throwing around right hands... Road Dogg fights back with a few rights, but Bossman throws more rights and gains the momentum again. Bossman is outside the ring asking King who the man is. Road Dogg shoulders Bossman, and then gets behind Bossman in defense, and puts on the sleeper. Bossman goes to the ropes and then rakes the eyes and puts on a backbreaker. Bossman goes to the top, but Road Dogg counters with a right . Road Dogg does his patented jabs, and the shake rattle and roll. Road Dogg does a forearm across the face. He goes for the pin and gets a close two count. Bossman gets up and does a sidewalk slam. 1-2-3. WINNER: The Big Bossman.

-Bad Ass Billy Gunn -vs- Ken Shamrock
-Intercontinental Title Match
-Match starts off fast. Shamrock goes down, Gunn pins, and he gets a two count. Gunn picks him up and gives Shamrock a big suplex, he goes for the cover and gets a two count again. Shamrock does a knee lift on Gunn.Shamrock kicks Gunn in the face. The match slows down a bit now. Shamrock is dominating the match up. Shamrock kicks Gunn and goes for the pin, 1 -2... kick out by Gunn. Billy Gunn takes Shamrock down face first into the mat, and is slow to get up. He pins Shamrock and gets another 2 count. Shamrock is slammed into the turnbuckle. Gunn climbs up and starts punching Shamrock. They go outside, and Shamrock throws Gunn into the ringpost face first. Shamrock is breaking the refs 10 count two times now. Shamrock is on the apron and he gives Gunn a few right hands. Billy fights back with an elbow, and Gunn throws Shamrock into the table. Both men are tired... Shamrock is setting up Gunn for the ankle lock, and he tries to put it on, but Gunn scrambles to the ropes. Shamrock is picking apart Gunn, attacking the leg. Shamrock has been kicking the leg now. Shamrock puts on a front face lock. He says I smell blood. Gunn counters, Shamrock counters into a bridge for a 2 count. Shamrock goes after the leg again. Gunn can barely stand. Kenny accidentaly hits the ref with a clothesline, then both men go down. Val Venis runs in, and DDTS SHAMROCK. The ref didnt see it... Gunn covers, and the ref is slow to get there, 1-2- NO!!! Shamrock kicks out. Gunn starts hammering away with right hands. Shamrock goes off the ropes and Gunn takes him down. Gunn hits Shamrock with a right. Shamrock is slammed in the center of the ring. Billy climbs the ropes. Gunn misses, Gunn rolled his ankle. Shamrock sees this and goes after him with the toe hold submission. Gunn submits...WINNER: Ken Shamrock to retain his I-C title.

-X-Pac -vs- Gangrel
-European Title Match
-Fast paced match to start off. X-Pac gets taken down with a shoulder block. X-Pac is using his martial arts to take control. X-Pac gets hammered by Gangrel. Gangrel does a belly to belly suplex and gets a 2 count. Gangrel takes X-Pac and throws him neck first on the top rope, and he gets a 2 count. X-Pac is trying to gain momentum as Gangrel has a chin lock. X-Pac gets up and runs off the ropes, but Gangrel throws him high and face first into the mat. X-Pac fights back and does a spinning heel kick. X-Pac does a clothesline, and goes for the pin. 2 count. X-Pac hits another spinning heel kick on Gangrel. X-Pac takes him in the corner, and does a bronco buster. X-Pac does another spinning heel kick. X-Pac goes to the top rope and Gangrel counters, taking him down. X- Pac battles back and goes up top again, and misses. X-Pac gets covered, close 2 count. Gangrel counters an X-Pac comeback move and gets another 2 count. X-Pac hits the X factor. 1-2-3. WINNER: X-Pac.

-Sable -vs- Luna
-Women's Title Match
-Sable was told to come out and forfeit her title because of a backbreaker, Luna gave to her on Heat. when Sable came out she didnt forfeit the title, she told them to ring the bell. Strap match (first woman to touch all four corners consecutively wins the match), and Shane came down and got on the apron to try and distract Sable so she couldnt get to the fourth and final corner. The woman who was supposedly stalking Sable came and distracted Luna though and gave her a swift punch to knock her out. Sable hits the 4th and final turnbuckle and retains the belt. WINNER: Sable.

Mankind -vs- The Rock
-WWF Title Match, "I Quit" Match
- Starts off with some fast and furious punching. A mic is being put in the ring. They are just brawling, and it is no holds barred. The Rock got the mic slammed on his head 3 or 4 times. Mankind has the mic and tells The Rock to quit, and Rocky says he will kick Mankinds fat ass. They go outside. Makind is going to throw Rock into the steel steps but Rock reverses it and slams him into them. The Rock grabs the mic and starts talking trash. Steel stairs into the back, with a chair shot... Mankind goes into steel chairs again. Mankind gives the Rock a DDT. Makind gets Socko out, and Mankind puts on the Mandible Claw. The Rock is going out, and Mankind is screaming. The ref is checking if he quits, but he cant talk with a mouth full of Socko. They go outside, Rock counters Mankinds moves with a powerslam. Apparently on Heat, Mabel came out, and squashed Mankind, as Vince called it a prelude. The Rock grabs the bell and hammer, and he literally makes Mankinds head ring. The Rock is on the spanish announce table with Mankind and the table gives way. The Rock grabs the mic and tells Mankind to give up, but he says up yours Rock. Mankind battles back. The match is just getting extreme. A ladder is being put into play. Mankind is getting crushed with the ladder. The Rock climbs the ladder, and up into the crowd. Mankind follows him, and both men teeter on the edge of the stands. The Rock hits Mankind with a low blow. Mankind is in the crowd and he is trying to get away. The Rock is now in the crowd too. HOLY CRAP!!! MICK FOLEY WENT THROUGH THE ELECTRICAL CIRCUIT BOARD!!!!!! THERE IS SPARKS EVERYWHERE!!! Mankind is wrapped in electrical wires... Mankind is barely moving, and most of the lights are barely working. The Rock says there will be no doctor, because Foley will scream I Quit. Shane McMahon is out and tells the Rock to end it. Mankind won’t quit, and he is barely moving, crawling along. The Rock is showing no mercy. They finally get back to the ring, and Mick Foley is barely moving. The Rock has some handcuffs, and he handcuffs Foley in the middle of the ring. The Rock just starts throwing punches. Mankind is getting thrown into the turnbuckle. Mankind counters with no hands!!! Mankind starts biting the Rock and kicking. Mankind does a headbutt on the Rocks nuts. Mankind asks him if he quits, but the Rock doesnt answer. The Rock brings in a chair now, and Foley is still handcuffed. The Rock is going to do a Corporate Elbow with the chair. He hits the elbow on Foley’s skull... The Rock asks Mankind if he quits. Mankind says Go to hell Rock. Mankind takes the steel chair to the head, not one, not two, but three, NOT FOUR. NOT FIVE. Mankind keeps going back for more. He takes a sixth shot. Mankind won’t quit. He takes a 7th and an 8th shot. The Rock says he will make Foley quit, and you can chant Foley all night long, but Foley will quit. Mankind takes a 9th and a 10th chair shot to the head. Rock asks Mankind if he quits, and you hear I quit, I quit, I QUIT!!!, although it sounded suspiciously artificial...WINNER: The Rock to become the new champ.

-Royal Rumble Match
-Out comes Steve Austin, the #1 entry in the Rumble. Then McMahon is announced... Vince is looking really buff. The bell rings, and Austin goes off on McMahon, stomping a mudhole onto McMahon. Austin slams McMahon. McMahon is pleading with Austin to stop hurting him. Austin wants to crush McMahon. Golga comes into the ring and just watches on, until Austins back is turned and Golga wants the money. McMahon crawls under the bottom rope of the ring and Austin throws out Golga, and then crawls out and chases him down. Droz comes out and waits in the ring. They are fighting into the back, and the corporate team attacks Austin. Out comes Edge and he is pumped up. They go out at it fast and furious... Out comes Gillberg. Out goes Gillberg. they show footage in the back and Austin is getting crushed by the Corporation. The fighting in the ring is going somewhat slow now. Steve Blackman comes out... The in ring stuff is still going slow. Out comes Severn.... Austin is being helped out in the back locker room. He is being helped into an Ambulanc. Tiger Ali Singh comes out... Blue Meanie comes out now... Meanie spicens up the action. 6 Men in the ring now. Man #11 is to come out, but the camera is in the back showing mable crushing Mosh. Mable comes out in place of Mosh. Mable starts cleaning house now and eliminates Blackman, Severn, and Singh. Out comes Road Dogg... Meanie is eliminated, so is Edge. Undertakers music plays. The Acolytes and Midian are in the ring. It looks like the Undertaker and his group are going to sacrifice Mable. The Acolytes and Midian come from behind and start beating Mable down. Out comes Gangrel... Out goes Gangrel... Out comes Kurrgan... Al Snow comes out and starts helping Road Dogg, but Road Dogg turns around and eliminates Snow. Out comes Goldust... Out comes The Godfather... Out COMES KANE!! Now there is a lot of guys in the ring, but not anymore. He eliminates Goldust, Godfather, Kurrgan and Road Dogg. Kane eliminates himself when the orderlies come down to the ring... Ken Shamrock comes out, with Vince, and Vince sits down and does some commentary. Out comes Billy Gunn... Go to back and the Acolytes are beating down Mable. Ambulance comes back, with Austin driving it. Lots of guys in the ring now... The ring fills up, Test is out, Bossman, Austin, DLo, Mark Henry, etc... Chyna comes out number 30, Owen Hart #29. Stone Cold clears everybody out, now it is Austin and Vince... McMahon is on top of Austin. McMahon goes out into the crowd. McMahon is in the ring on his knees and hits Austin with a low blow. Austin gets up and gives Vince the Stunner. Austin climbs the second rope and hits McMahon in the sternum. Rock comes down to the ring... Mr McMahon comes from behind an ELIMINATES STEVE AUSTIN THANKS TO THE ROCK. MCMAHON VS ROCKY AT WRESTLEMANIA!

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