"I am bi a lot of things, but lingual is not one of them... wait a minute, did I just mean that?" -Hunter Hearst Helmsley
"Then for the thousands in attendance, the millions at home, and for one fat commentator in a black hat, let's get ready to suck it!" - Hunter Hearst Helmsley
"Then for the thousands in attendance, the millions at home, and goddamn it, it's my freaking birthday, let's get ready to suck it!" - Hunter Hearst Helmsley
"Then for the thousands in attendance, the millions at home and one old wrestler in an old liberace suit, let's get ready to suck it!" - Hunter Hearst Helmsley
"Then for the thousands in attendance and the millions not watching on TV since this isn't a televised event, let's get ready to suck it!" - Hunter Hearst Helmsley
"And if anyone's going to smell what the Rock is cooking, it's gonna be me... look how big my damn nose is!" - Jason Sensation
"It was just a matter of a son of a b*tch firing me for no f***ing reason. I don't have a whole lot of respect for a guy like that. I don't have any actually [referring to Eric Bischoff]" - X-Pac
"The truth is -- Chyna can beat up men!" - Vince Russo
"Being a 3-time Intercontinental champion doesn't make you a great wrestler, just like Larry King having 9 wives don't make him a great husband" - Jerry Lawler
