Rating: G
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, but I can't say I don't wish I did.
MEW: *thinks* "Crap, I'm bored. What to do, what to do..." *shoots out of the water in a streak of pink, soaring low along the ground faster than anything else can travel*
MEW: *thinks* "Ahh, there they are." *screeches to a stop and runs right into a tree*
MEW: *thinks* "Dangit."
FEMALE VOICE: "Did you hear that? It sounded like something furry hitting a tree."
MALE VOICE: "Huh? I didn't hear anything."
JESSIE: "Guess I was hearing things."
JAMES: "Maybe it's the ringing in your ears from when Pikachu shocked us again today... That thing must chew power lines for breakfast."
MEOWTH: "Whatever, I'm tired, so you two shut up!"
ASH: "Ahh... time to sleep. G'night, Pikachu."
PIKACHU: "Piii..."
MISTY: "Hey, what about me? You say goodnight to a Pokémon before me!"
ASH: "Who wouldn't?"
BROCK: "Let's calm down and go to sleep, huh?"
MISTY: *squints at Brock* "You're asleep now, for all I know. Your eyes are always closed, how can I tell?"
BROCK: *mumbles something too profane for the 'G' rating*
MEW: *thinks* "Hmm... hmmmmm....... hmmmmm..... I got it!"
-Morning: Team Rocket's camp-
JAMES: "Rise and shine everybody! Breakfast is ready!"
JESSIE: *groans and reaches for the alarm clock* "Ugh... James, it's 7:00 a.m.! You know we sleep in until at least 10:00!"
MEOWTH: *yawns* "Yeah... and you usually don't fix breakfast unless I order ya to at clawpoint."
JAMES: *looks confused* "What do you mean? We've got to get a good head start on our day! Come on!"
MEOWTH: *eyes get huge* "It's a... it's a feast..."
JESSIE: *eyes bigger than her face* "I've never seen anything like it..."
JAMES: "Do you like it? It only took a few minutes, and while you were asleep, I took the liberty of arranging all our supplies! It just looked so messy, I couldn't stand it.
JESSIE: "You... did work... without being told to? And since when do you mind things being messy?"
JAMES: "Huh? Well, I just can't stand it. I thought you knew."
MEOWTH: "Umm... nope."
JAMES: "Oh, and by the way Jessie... You're looking gorgeous today. *leans over to kiss her hand* "You just get more and more beautiful every time I..."
JESSIE: *stares*
MEOWTH: "Jess... we gotta talk."
MEOWTH: "Okay... so what's with him? This ain't normal... and saying that about James makes it twice as wierd. Hey... are you blushing?"
JESSIE: *blinks* "Ah... the sun's making me hot, that's all."
MEOWTH: "It hasn't risen yet."
JESSIE: *glares* "Just shut up. We have to figure out what's wrong with James."
MEOWTH: "I dunno... But come to think of it, he's actin' an awful lot like dat squinty-eyed twerp, ain't he?" *shares a stare with Jessie*
BOTH: "Nahhh...."
MISTY: "Brock! Hey Brock, would you wake up already? It's 7:00, and you haven't even made breakfast yet!" *kicks Brock's sleeping bag*
BROCK: "Ouch... ooo... that really hurt... 7:00? No, can't get up... sleep..."
ASH: "Hey Brock, we're starved! Aren't you the one who always wants to get a good head start on the day?"
BROCK: *moans* "No... a 'good headstart' would be three more hours of sleep. G'night..."
MISTY: *pulls out a Pokéball* Alright, Staryu! Give 'im a Water Gun!"
ASH: "And finish him off with a Thundershock, Pikachu!"
BROCK: *jumps up* "AAAHH! Alright, I'm up! Look! See?
ASH: "...Toast?"
BROCK: "Yeah, well, I'm too tired to make some big fancy breakfast."
MISTY: *mumbles through a mouthful* "You sure did make a big mess for just making toast. Aren't you going to clean it up?"
BROCK: "No. Someone else can do it for me."
ASH: "Brock... are you feeling okay?"
MISTY: "Are you sick?"
PIKACHU: "Pika pii chu?"
ASH: "Pikachu wants to know if the mind-controlling Clefairy from outer space abducted you again."
TOGEPI: "Briii!"
BROCK: *sits up* "Look at that... at that egg... Come to think of it, I'm starving, myself..."
MISTY: "Hey, don't be getting any funny ideas."
BROCK: "Funny ideas?" *grabs a knife and starts sharpening it* "What do you mean?" *grabs Togepi and starts measuring it against a frying pan* "I don't get funny ideas!" *starts drooling puddles*
MISTY: *screams* "Get away from my Togepi!" *bashes Brock's head in with the frying pan*
BROCK: "How long until we can stop? My legs are killing me... I'm so tired..."
ASH: "We've been walking five minutes."
BROCK: "So? I get tired easily... And this wind is messing up my hair."
MISTY: "What is wrong with him anyway? He's acting like a nutcase."
ASH: "If I didn't know any better, I'd swear he was acting like James."
MISTY: "I said nutcase, didn't I? But you don't really suppose..." *stares at Ash*
BOTH: "Nahhh...."
BROCK: *finally catching up* "Oh, not Team Rocket... I don't feel like fighting them today. Besides, we always win! I wonder how it would feel to lose for a change..."
JAMES: *jumps forward and takes Misty's hands in his own* "Ahh, my goddess... You are truly a vision of beauty... I've never seen a prettier--"
JESSIE: *stomps on James' face* "You idiot! You said I was beautiful this morning! What's with you?" *grinds her heel on his face*
ASH: "Besides, that's MISTY. What would you call her pretty for?"
JAMES: "....face...get...foot...ouch..."
MISTY: *screams* "I'm gonna kill you, Ash!" *chases him around until she catches him, then searches through her pockets for one of those convenient mallets or frying pans* "Where are they, where are they... I must be out." *sighs in frustration* "Ah, what the hell." *picks up Togepi and smacks Ash around with it*
Togepi: *laughing* "Briii!"
JESSIE: *now punching and kicking James* "How dare you? I'm gonna make sure you never look at her again!"
JAMES: "Ahh... being beaten up by a beautiful woman... This must be a dream..."
MEOWTH: "Dat's it... CUT IT OUT!!" *scratch attacks the girls* "Now shut up and sit down!"
MISTY: "You little..."
JESSIE: "My face!"
MEOWTH: "Alright... now, it seems to me that we have both got a little problem here."
MISTY: "A little problem? Brock is acting like a freak!"
ASH: "You mean like James?"
MISTY: "That's what I said."
JESSIE: "Well, look what we got! A girl-chasing wierdo who's so organized it makes me want to puke."
MEOWTH: "It's almost like they switched personalities..."
ASH: "How did they get this way? And what do we do to make them normal again?"
MISTY: "Hit them on the head really hard?"
JESSIE: "It hasn't worked yet, has it?"
BROCK: "Is this going to take much longer? I'm getting hungry."
JAMES: *still looking back and forth* "Can't... decide..."
JESSIE: *stands up and clenches her fists* "I can't take this anymore! Let's just switch guys and go our separate ways!"
ASH: "Guess that's all we can do..."
JESSIE: "I gotta admit though, this is going to take some getting used to." *looks sideways at Brock*
MEOWTH: "Yeah, but it's better than having Mr. 'I Think I'm God's Gift to Women' around."
JESSIE: "True..."
ASH: "This is great... no more whining and complaining. Just drooling over girls 24 hours a day."
MISTY: "And that's supposed to be better?"
ASH: "You've got a point...."
*Mew once again floats along above two different, giggling at it's own joke.*
MEW: *thinks* "This is the most fun I've had this millenium! Even more fun than the time I let loose that killer Magikarp to annoy and terrify the general public... heheh... Now for the best part..."