Bob was a little, shall we say, tipsy, and he looked in the mirror and decided to dye his hair purple. So bob went to the grocery store where his friend steve worked. Steve was a little dense so he sold Bob some weed killer and peroxide mixed with a little grape koolaid. So Bob goes home, drinks a 1/5 of Jack Daniel's and puts Steve's concoction on his head. Bob's skin began to throb and pulse so he freaked out and drank some Crown Royal which gave him a severe allergic reaction. Bob's scalp was red, blue and bumpy now. Bob jumped in a bucket of lime jell-o which turned him into a toad. Fred, Bob's roomate, came out to check out all the ribbiting coming from the parlor. Bob had gotten stuck in the vase of lilies on the fireplace. He was attempting to stay afloat on leaves and kept going under. Fred, being an insensitve prick let Bob sink and then held him under. bob Drowned and died. It was SAD! Offically he is missing but we know what really happened!!
The End!
In Bob We Trust,
~Lids!~
*Author's Note:This Bob was also written before all the double meaning and goo came into play. And this was the last one of the "Pure" Bob stories....*grin* So fewer inside jokes to keep track of then. Hmm.........
We're off to see the Wizard..the Wonderful Wizard of Bob.....
