Meanwhile, word had gotten to our friend Melvin (who was now a corn tycoon in Georgia) about Bob's troubles up in Pennsylvania. Being a good friend, if not a corn thief, Melvin immediatly sent monatary aid to Bob. But it was too late for Bob and his cows, so Pistachio kept the money. Melvin heard this, and knowing he caused it, fell into a deep depression. He lost all his corn money, all his hair, and lived out the rest of his natural life in a box. Poor, old, alone, and hairless.
THE END!!
Moral: Don't steal, corn or otherwise, or all your hair will fall out!!!
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