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Bob and the farm or Corn Thief!!!

Bob was a farmer. He grew corn and had some cows. Moo. He also had a friend named Melvin Tiddlewinks.Well, Bob's neighbor really really liked corn. And Bob grew corn. So one day, good ole Melvin stole over 3/4 of Bob's corn crop! Bob was very distraught over this loss because he depend on that corn. It was his only source of income, the moo moos were family pets ya see. Poor poor Bob had to sell all his cows and his land and his house just to pay his bills. Soon he moved in with his brother,Pistachio,the ice cream man. Bob was very sad.
Meanwhile, word had gotten to our friend Melvin (who was now a corn tycoon in Georgia) about Bob's troubles up in Pennsylvania. Being a good friend, if not a corn thief, Melvin immediatly sent monatary aid to Bob. But it was too late for Bob and his cows, so Pistachio kept the money. Melvin heard this, and knowing he caused it, fell into a deep depression. He lost all his corn money, all his hair, and lived out the rest of his natural life in a box. Poor, old, alone, and hairless.

THE END!!

Moral: Don't steal, corn or otherwise, or all your hair will fall out!!!
MD-4/1/99

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