One day, Bob decided to go on a spirtiual quest to get in touch with his inner Bobness, so he took a break and went to the beach.
Bob forgot his sunscreen but he didn't particularly care, so he went sunbathing anyway, believing that in order to get in touch with his inner Bob, he need to radiate himself. (Bad Bob! Skin cancer! Bad, BAD Bob!)
As Bob was laying there in the sand, (wasn't it hot though? I mean directly on the sand and all..ouch..) he heard a Voice from the Sky!! It said, "Hey! Caterpillar Lip!!" Bob was very offended, because he was quite proud of the wee tuft of hair under his lower lip that contributed miles to his pirate image. Indignant, Bob shouted, "Who you callin' Caterpillar Lip you disembodied Voice from the Sky?" The Voice from the Sky said "Hey! Watch it! I am a Voice from the Sky you know!! And I'm talking to you!! Who else? There's no one around for miles!! And, I only got two things to say: 1)shave for the love of god! and 2)get some sunscreen!! You look like a starving lobster!!"
Well, Bob was suitably chastened and went back to the hotel and bought some sunscreen (SPF 4682279) but he couldn't find a razor, so he went outside, looked up at the sky in a general north westerly direction (because that's where the Voice was coming from) and said "I can't find my razor!" The Voice from the Sky then said, "Oh, fine caterpillar lip. DRINK A BEER!" Bob drank a beer, fell asleep in the sun and dreamed about caterpillars.
By: The Noggling ~May 10, 1999
Author's (Nogs) Note: Bob does tend to sun burn and should, in my opinion, use sunscreen more often unless he wants to die of skin cancer before he's 50. However, he does NOT have a caterpillar lip. I like his facial hair. It is very attractive. (Although, it does make him rather intimidating, which is NOT good for me, because I am incapable of talking sensibly w/him anyway!)
A Note from Lids:Dude, that was all verbatium Nogs. She said it. Not me. Although I did add a wee bit to the story.......*grin* We love "The Entourage"!!! Really, we do....
