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The Wizard of Bob:The Emerald City

The lads kept walking and walking until they came upon a massive, busling city. It was surrounded by many, many flowers. Steve wanted to examine the flowers of course and did, with Velvetta on his back. Once amongst the flowers howvever, Velvetta passed out. The lads were worried, so they went in after him and began dropping like flys. Obi-wan and the Wookie Child observed their blunder through their magickal wishing well, and went to help. They slowly drug the lads out of the field, one by one, because they weren't at all weak, it was just that the Entourage was made up of such large memebers of the male species that it took both of them to move one of those unconsicous things. Once they had them all out of the field, they dribbled a little Guinness in their mouths and the lads were instantly revived! They thanked Obi-Wan and the Wookie Child profusly and set out for the gates of the city again, being careful not to stray into the field.

Now, Obi-wan and the Wookiee-child were very tired from dragging those HEAVY, unconcious guys out of the field, so they went home and had some hot tea and took a nap. The were not watching the Entourage at all, and the Entourgage was being very foolish.

They had been stopped at the gates by a short little gate guard because they didn't have proper identifications. The lads had dug out all their old venue passes, credit cards and revoked driver's liscenses, but the little gate guard wouldn't let them in. Bob was getting very frustrated, and was towering over the gate guard in a very intimidating manner while Melvin stood there with his eyes closed, humming the bass line for the Factory Song under his breath like a dememnted bumble bee. When he got to the chorus, he got REALLY loud and the guard stopped berating Bob for acting like a 3-year old and said "Hey! Isn't that a Seventh Deli song?" Melvin nodded, still humming. "WOW! Have you guys heard of Seventh Deli?" the guard asked. Bob, who was by this time rather angry said "We ARE Seventh Deli!" The gate guard became very pale, then backed up in terror, bumping into the lever that opened the gates. Bob and the rest of the Entourage (incluing Steve the barking cow) ran into the city

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