Fabio is Bob in diguise!!

(Bob is gonna kill us for this one..isn't he? *grin*)

Bob got really tired of being mobbed by crazy Kilties who knew who he was, and strange French Canadian hotel maids who accused him of being Bon Jovi, one day, and decided he needed to go incognito for a while. Now, Bob was none too bright, but he had a lot of money (he took it from Melvin!) and so he went to a plastic surgeon with a list of specifications on what he wanted to look like. Now, Bob came out of surgery looking like Barbra Streisand, but he didn't like being harrassed about his nose, so he went back and got himself totally redone. Well, this time, when Bob came out of surgery, he found that the only job he could get was as a model for those trashy romance novel covers. Bob's fake pecs and flowing blonde hair soon graced the covers of many a trashy romance, while buxom young women hurled themselves at his fake calves. Now, Bob was rather enjoying all this attention, but he soon found the only way to keep his job was to develop a cheesy Norwegian accent. Well, modeling was all well and good, but Bob was getting bored, so he auditioned for some commercials. To his surprise, the commercial people said he was PERFECT! He did a VERY successful series of commercials for a fake butter product, but he had to keep that cheesy accent! Bob was getting sick of all this fake stuff, so he decided to have some good old-fashioned fun at an amusement park. Well, he was riding on the roller-coaster, when suddenly he heard someone behind him shout, "DUCK!!!!!!!!" Bob, who had let the stupidity of his accent take over his brain, didn't realize that the kindly person was in fact referring to a large mallard drake, who promptly collided with Bob's fake nose. Well, because Bob had had soooo much plastic surgery, half his face fell off, revealing his true self underneath! So now everybody knows that "Fabio" is really none other than our dear, beloved Bob!

Note from Lids, High Holy Goddess of Bobishness: For once, I can actually say with complete honesty that I had no part in this whatsoever!! WAHOO!! ("Struby wanna cookie?" That was funny Carla!! *grin*)