It has come to the attentions of members of Clan MacRogue that His Lairdship is in immediate danger of Premature Consumption by The Nogling and Walter the Gator, just to name a few. To remedy the situation, I, Her Lidishness, with the help of Chanter MacRogue, have devised a solution. We call it the Organaztion to Save the Laird from Premature Consumption. Or OSLPC.
To join the Organization, you have to send no money. In return, we offer you nothing but the honor and pleasure of being a bodyguard to himself when needed and having your name listed in the Laird's First New Offical Bodyguard Rolls. To join, simply email myself, Her Lidishness and state your name as you would wish it to appear, in stone (although the Rolls are not in stone, they won't be changed on whim), for the Laird's Rolls. Then the next time that the Laird is attending festivites in your area, simply report for duty to Himself and enjoy the esteem and high regard that come with such a high postion.
In the Laird We Trust, Her Lidishness To the Laird's First New Offical Body Guard Rolls
