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Julian, The Monkey

Well, Bob's monkey, wait, scratch that....Uh, the mechanical monkey that scared Bob is named Julien. Julien was a very persnicky primate and didn't like anyone messing with him. At all. But Bob did. And then *sniff sniff* Pistachio unplugged him!! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Okay. Moving on. Julian's mother was named Fredriqua. She was a Guatemalian ape from the high mountain plains of Nova Scotia. His father was uh, well, let's just say Julian's mother was a bit, ah, promiscus and no one is really sure who his father is. Pepe the Goat Man perhaps?

RUNAWAY!!