Moo. Bob had 5 cows. Bessie, Dressie, Nessie, Lessie, and Steve.
Bob loved his cows like children. They each had their own little bed with their names on it and a special place at the dinner table. Bessie was the oldest. She married Steve and had Dressie, Nessie, and Lessie. Dressie was the oldest of Bessie's daughters. She'd had her eye on the cow across the road, Urkel. Urkel was the biggest strongest bull in all of Pennslyvania and Dressie desparatly wanted him. But Urkel was more interestred in her youngest sister, Lessie. Lessie had the biggest, brownest, most beautiful cow eyes you've ever seen. But, well, Lessie, well, let's just say, she wasn't to interested in bulls if you know what I mean....So here we have a cow love triangle. But wait!! We almost forgot! Nessie! Nessie had to be the most sensible cow out of the three. She was very down to earth and sensible.
