Deep in the wild and wooly woods of Kentucky...7th Deli was playing. On the Beach. The Entourage had an awesome time and totally grooved out. Unfortunatly, as all good things do, it came to and end. The Entourage was sad that they had to leave, but they figured they'd live. They hopped a plane to Vegas. No, no wait. Not Vegas. They weren't going to visit Fredania's family (aww....drat...) They were going to Texas. Little did they know what sillyness awaited them there (insert "Jaws" theme here...)The Entourage arrived in Texas. THey had just gotten off the plane when Bob screeched "Oh!! OH NO!! I left the Squeaky Alligator in my seat!! NOOOOO!!!!" So Bob ran back to look for his friend, while SPAM just shook his head. Bob knew better!! It was a Squeakin Gator!! Jeez!! Get it right!! Anyway, the Entourage continued to entertain themselves by doing things like levitating Velvetta's hat collection while they stood and waited for Kirk Bob. When Bob FINALLY got back, the Entourage set out to leave the airport again. They hooked up with their rides, Profinger Meatfinder (no comment) and Cleopatra. With Glasses (hereafter to be known as CWG) Then they noticed that Fredania was missing!! Oh no!! A Macedonian!! Missing!! In an airport in Texas!! EEEK!! They didn't have to look for Freddie long thought. CWG climbed up on top of a phone booth to look for him. She cried "EUREKA!!" And then pointed at the gift shop!! They had found him!! He was in one of those cheesy airport gift shops, drooling over a 9 1/2" tall stuffed attack cactus. Fredania desperatly needed a new non-human companion after the demise of Shelley, so he really, really wanted to buy the wee cactus. However he didn't have any money. Neither did Bob, after all, he'd spent his last $9 in Kentucky. Finally SPAM took pity (being a super hero and all) on the poor critter dude and bought him the cactus because A) it would shut him up and B) the thing was a whole lot smaller than Shelley! Fredania pranced out of the airport with his new friend, talking about the dances he could teach him and how he'd let him roll in cheese-its and mud and they could sing "I'm A Little Teapot" over and over just to annoy the rest of the 7th Deli!! The Entourage piled into the cars that Profinger and CWG had driven there and were off to the place they were playing!! They arro arrived arroved arrived at the place they were playing. They could feel the weirdness in the air! It smelmt smelled Bobish!! They milled about the beer and yacked with people they didn't know but knew pretty well by the time they shut up. Anyway. The Entourage played their wee little hearts and grossly enlarged appendices (is that a word?) out for the crazy Texans. They noticed several strange people sitting in the front row with funny shirts on but oh well. The Entourage stopped playing with a hiss and groan (why?) Then they milled about some more!! Yay!! And then those strange people who were sitting in the front row with the interesting shirts on walked up. They had Bob's face plastered on them (well not really with plaster but you get the idea, right?) Bob said "Holy shit!" And then the people in the shirts laughed at him but oh well. Bob said to Obi-Wan "You're the one I heard about!" Bob shook Obi-Wan's hand and said "Thank you!! I've always wanted to be addressed as Kirk!" Obi-Wan pointed at Wookiee Child and said "She did it too" Wookiee child admitted that, yes, she "did it to" and then Bob said "Oh! You're the nasty one!" (Which Wookiee child and Obi-Wan thought was very very funny because Bob hadn't read SHARKS!! Hee hee...Raging tinkerbell....) CWG and Obi-Wan and Wookiee Child and lest we forget, the Medieval Birthday Song Woman!! (hereafter to be known as MBSW!) went away from Bob. Obi-Wan and Wookiee Child started to leave. And then they came upon Fredania just sitting by himself (well, by himself with a stuffed attack cactus but anyway.) They thought "Hey. We should give him that folder we made with all the glitter on it!!" So they did. And then they stole MBSW's idea! (or was it CWG's idea? Oh well. We stole it.) and had everyone sign their shirts. And then they gave everyone their Bobish gifts for no reason (hey isn't that a song?) other than they wanted to. And when they finally tracked down Bob again and had him sign the shirts Obi-Wan had to give bob his lip balm (well, actually it was chap stick, but you know..) because WOOKIEE CHILD IS A CHICKEN LIVER!! LIVER LIVER LIVER!! (hee hee hee..) but it was funny because Bob looked straight at Wookiee Child anyway, like "This was your idea, wasn't it?" that and the fact that Obi-Wan said "Here Bob. This is your lip balm. Wookie Child is a chicken liver and wouldn't give it to you and you'll get it after you read the Kirk Stories. Anyway." Of course, Obi-Wan talks fast, so, Bob probably only got something about "Wookie Child Get Stories" out of that but that's okay..(hey, my uncle is an auctioneer...) Then the 4 crazy people in the crazy shirts had SPAM sign their shirts, and he was sad he didn't get to sign the front like Bob, but his picture wasn't on the front now was it? Anyway, SPAM signed some people's shirts with a Super Duper Fabric Marker. (was it the MAC? Could it be?? *grin*) Because, SPAM in all his super hero-ness was convinced that Sharpie would wash out of the shirts. ( BTW, SPAM....IT DIDN"T!! HA!!) Anyway, This Bobologist Contengent (as they took to calling themselves) had gotten their shirts signed, and presents given, so they were happy.
THE END!!
Or is it??....
In Bob We Trust,
~Lids!~ 6/5/99 but typed on 6/29/99
