When Bob awoke the world was so colorful!! Almost...technicolor?? Bob turned and looked around for Melvin and the rest of Seventh Deli. And his moo moos!! Where were his moo moos?? Suddenly Bob heard Melvin moaning and groaning about "My head...ooww..my head.." Bob sprang to his feet and went in the direction the noise was coming from. He found Melvin in a tree. Melvin was still Melvin, but he wasn't Melvin he had...changed...He was all shiney and silverly and cold! Melvin was the Tin Foil Man!! Bob screamed and Melvin screamed when he saw Bob whose caterpillar lip had well, spread! He was a, a lion!! "Oh nooo!!" said Bob. "Melvin, I don't think we're in Pennsylvania anymore!" Melvin just gave Bob this look like "duh...you're a lion. We obviously aren't in Pennsylvania" Bob said "Do you think that we've gone to Oz?" Melvin pondered this most peculiar turn of events for awhile and just stood there with his eyes closed for along time. Bob thought Melvin had gone to sleep, so he tapped him. Melvin snapped his eyes open and said "Huh? Oh, Sorry. What were we talking--oh yeah. Yes, Bob. I believe that I am the Tin Foil Man and you're, you're--" Melvin began giggling. "You've become the Cowardly Lion King!! Ha ha ha ha!!" Bob kicked Melvin but hurt his foot/paw on the tin. Melvin wasn't too thrilled with this new dent in his leg, but he figured he'd live. Then they heard "Bob? Melvin? WHERE ARE YOU??" It was Dank and Pistachio. Pistachio had become the Scarecashew. And Dank.."HOLY MOLY!!" cried Bob. "Look at Dank! He's, he's..it's the Wicked Witch of the West!! RUN!!" "No! No!" cried Pistachio. "It's okay! He just looks like the Wicked Witch. I threw him in a pond. He didn't melt. It's okay." Bob and Melvin let out a large, collective sigh of relief. But were was Velvetta? The Entourage began to worry that he hadn't made it to Oz with them when they saw him. He came tottering up, in sparkly red heels, a pretty blue and white gingham dress, pigtails, and Steve the cow on a leash!! He was Dorthey!!! All the lads cracked up and laughed till their sides ached and the tears were streaming down their faces. Velvetta wasn't too happy with his current state, but he waited them out. Bob finally stopped his mad giggling and said, "So, Dorthey dear, why do you have my cow on a leash?" Bob jumped when Steve barked and growled at him!! Velvetta said "I, I think he's Toto. He barks. Alot. A barking cow!" Well the lads thought this too was hilarious and had another good laugh, with Steve barking at them the whole time...
Once The Entourage had sufficeintly calmed themselves, Bob decided that perhaps they should explore this new world of theirs. The native inhabitants might not be too friendly.. They walked around aimlessly for a bit, until they saw a pathway. It was a most peculiar pathway, made of apple peel and plaster of paris. But, the Entourage decided that it was better than wandering through these hills and vales so they got on the path and headed south...
