Okay. Before all Steves became Kiwis, there was Pennsylvania. And when The Great One of All decided that from here on, every Steve should be a kiwi, small, brown and fuzzy, The Great One told the Pennsylvaniers first. They didn't like the idea. They liked having human Steves and cow Steves, so they rebelled against the Great One. The great one was angered and enchanted Pennsylvania. The Great One cursed all Steves who ever enter Pennsylvania to become cows. And if any Steve left Pennsylvania, they too would become a kiwi. So all the Steves of the world were turned into kiwis. Except for those in Pennsylvania who are forever after cows. And the people of the world branched out and called their offspring Joe and Bob and Sue, but the Steves were always kiwis.
The End
~MD, 4/2/99
