"You can even dream in a motorcycle jacket!"
"Elmo Bob Loves You!!"
Bob is Elmo
Melvin is the Count
Pistachio is Big Bird
Fredania is Ernie
Velvetta is "the Bert"
Three words: Dill Pickle Chips. (EEEWW!)
If the Lads were Salad Dressing:
Kirk: 1000 Island
Struby: Ranch
Ashton: Blue Cheese
Dan: French
Scott: Catalina
Bob is "A Neurotic Little Punk, Just like Elmo"
Bob lives in a warm double wide.
The white 4 door non honda car with florida tags in the resturant parking lot is not Lids's mommie's car. Duh.
...Wookie Child, who can never get the ketchup out of the bottle...
Metal plate acting up again?
I'm armed today..just lemme dig it out of my dress first, okay? (in refrence to a wee pocket knife lids was carring in the "universal pocket" in the front of her dress! Ha!)
"I might change the itenerary..."-Bob when informed that Sept 18 and 19 he would be on "Bobologist Turf"
EVIL SPAM!!
Kirk's Nose Mountain! (Located in Beer-Foresaken Pigion Forge, Tenn, across from the Alan Jackson Showcar Cafe!)
Bob is a frilled lizard
Melvin is a Peacock/Skinny Hippo (But he can't wiggle his ears. We asked.)
Julian is working with Shelley. They have lucrative forgien film careers.
The Cash Box is STILL with it's date...
Velvetta is a gator. (or a Purple people eater, with Modificataions...hereafter to be known as PPE w/M)
Fredania is a catfish
SPAM is a great white.
THE CLICKIN' GATOR SONG!
Squeakin Gator 2!!!
They don't have bubbles, TV, sun, rain, cold, etc, in Canada. (Don't ask...loooong story)
Bob should not attempt to circumnavigate the Bermuda Triangle.
"It's great! I don't have to water it or anything!"
Everyone's a MacLeod now!!! (another long story that stems from MY stupidity..)
I guess we're going down.
GIMP!
Then people fell over.
A giant SPAM ate the Waratah on July 28, 1909.
JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Oops." -Lids
It was okay till dan did that rain dance..
Ashton is "THAT-Man"
"You sound like a smurf." -Lids to Nogs, about Nogs
According to Lids's Dad: "Wendy's has not changed in 147 years, yes they've had french fryers that long.
May cause otter bites.
Bobishness inflitrates your consiciousness. -Nogs
He'd have to sit in the back of a van, completly nude...-Lids (llloooong story. Too much mcdonalds..)
Pigs are afraid of flying. -Nogs
Lithinian Terriostist Assasin Linguist (LTAL? Okay...)
When he summonded the courage to return...-Nogs
"HOLY WOW!! BLUE SKY!!!"-Lids
"80's Boy!!" -Lids
"No, I'll just lock her in a closet or something.." -Lids about Nogs to prevent "iternairy changing"
Pain and Blunder...(I wrote a song about that, BTW...hee hee...*evil grin*)
"It would be better but that's the quickie." -Lids, on a crappy drawing of "The 60s Smiley Guy" she did.
Kirk is plastic.
OMIGOD! YOUR PANTS ARE SOOOOO GREEN!-Heather
Struby is the Dolly Camel.
Kirk, don't use Ashton as a Kleenex. Use Dan instead. He's washable.
"Yeah.....Dan got me." -attributed to KM.
"WKAM! The Worst Radio Station, EVER!!!!! You are forced to listen!! YOU cannot turn your dial!! It's WKAM for you forever. For-ev-er. Mwha hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!"
DAN! Don't call the rooster that!
So if you're hot, shave your head.
K:"Do you play the bass?"
L:"No, but I want to learn.."
K:"Then do it. I think we're gonna be lookin' for a new one soon."
L:"um...why?"
K:"Watch. I'll ask him what instrument he plays. We'll see how long this takes...Hey struby, what do you play again?"
S:"Huh? Oh I don't know. The fool?"
Um, can I have my keys back?
If we hid your shoes, would you stay?
"Pain and Blunder?"
"Hey you stupid head!"-AV
"No."-LT
"Nogs is not really ET"-EM
"That was my elbow."-EM
"Ashton's arm got brittle in the dry night air and broke off."-L&N
"Cherry Strudel anyone?"-LM
"Why are you never there when I need you?"-EM
"SHAWN!! SHAWN GAVE IT TO ME!! IT WAS SHAWN!!!"-L&N on a potentially hilarious hypothetical situation
"*SOB* I'm a Miss Saigon reject!!"-EM
"I am Captain Dr. Mojave!"-EM
"No, really, I'm from Brazil. Or Albequrque. I can't remember which."-EM
You dropped it.
Chemical Impact and Resistant to Splash?
Teach yourself?? Wha??
Team Cheerios are made by some guy named Bob with a forklift-6th Hour Directing Class
"My nickname is not Pain. You are not Blunder."-EM
"He was in scrubs and like, omigod."-EM
"So...he knows all the right moves?"-MW
It's like Captain Doctor Mojave. But not.
"I think you guys are off my level."-HY
*sage head shaking*-The OTHER EM
"The other EM?? Ooooooh!!!"-The "Original" EM
"Sounds like you're trying to say 'moo' but it's just not happening."-EM
Don't EVEN go there...what was he doin' anyway?-JS
It looks like a drag queen imploded in your trunk.
I don't know who that was, where I am or what's goin' on, but I should probably stop standin' here lookin' stupid and play somethin'.
WATCH ME!! Look as I flip my hair about to play the guitar. Ooh! Aah!! (You are supposed to be impressed.)
I think this hurts-JS
"Bob Story. NOW!"-HY
Miss Shirley:"What kind of energy is it?"
EM:"That one kind?"
"Jesus was an alchemist."-SS
"Do that thing where you make it explode."-the computer guy
Miss Shirley talks about population growth and decline:"Black Plague? Kerplunk."
"You CAN unpoke! You can drop it in the hall and pretty soon someone comes along and they're steppin' in poke."-EM
Do not stand under trees during pecan season.
When bunjee jumping, check for the attachedness of your cord.
"I'm going to write about you on the internet."
"So?"
"Whatever happened to Shelly?"
"I don't know, but I miss her."
DIRT!!!!!!!
Grandfather?? Grandfather?? I don't want to think about Grandfather!
And sometimes, it rains.
PIGEON PIGEON PIGEON!!
"Coooo..."
"Does that have something to do with what happened in Kentucky?"
Hysterical laughter...
Argyleish
1-800-BE-A-GEEK..do you wanna call them?
right, left, right, HIDE! (cue the dramatic music)
playing poker...for sugar packets...thru a show.
HOOOOOM! It's like being....
1-900-who-cares? Um, no.
"Hello, I'm Yoko Ono."
"Actually you look like Jackie O. With smaller frames."
In Bob we Trust,
~Lids!~ 4/17/00
