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REPTAR!!!!!!!

Bob got tired of being called Fabio, so he called his old buddy, Reptar. He said "Reptar! Buddy old pal old buddy! Do me a favor...." Bob and Reptar planned out the details carefully. They hung up with a promise to get together for lunch sometime soon. Bob had forgotten all about his deal wiht Reptar, until 72 hours later. The Entourage was hanging at a pool hall in upstate Rhode Island when they heard a tremendous "ROOOAARR!!!!!" from outside. Being the brave foodstuffs they are, Seventh Deli ran outside to see what was going on. They saw a giant green lizard!! It was huge!! Well over 5 feet tall!! RUN!! Bob, forgetting that he had planned this, turned to Melvin and screeched "HOLD --" when he was cut off by a slap to the face. Melvin said "Look moron, you really think I have time to hold you right now? There's a giant green lizard bearing down upon us!!" Bob pondered this for a moment, the nodded and in agreement, linked arms with Melvin and they ran away screaming at the top of their lungs. Our man Fredania, however, wasn't so easily dealt with. He pulled Shelley out of harm's way, brandished his rapier and said "Come on! Do your worst! I'm a synchronized swimmer!! Ha ha!" A ferocius battle ensued, it could go either way, but no, now Fredania is winning! YAY!! The wee little dancin' man from Northern Macedonia has defeated Reptar, the giant cartoong lizard!! Cheers and shouts of glee arose from within the pool hall! No more would that sneaky green lizard get away with out paying his tab!!

THE END!
In Bob We Trust,
~Lids~ 5/18/99

(BTW, Bob and Melvin were found huddling under the docks by some local fishermen the next day...)