Super Pistachio-Ashton Man (SPAM)

Young Melvin and his friend Bob were outside playing. They weren't bothering anyone on their adventures to the stars and no one was around to bother them. All the adults in this sleepy little town of Backlick, Pennsylvania were at a PTA meeting at the community center downtown. Melvin was embroiled in an all out intergalatic battle with Al the 537th, leader of the Kazamulataligoranamuatalamossimo, when Bob screamed "MELVIN!!!!!!!" Melivn came running to see what was the matter. He thought that perhaps Bob had been caputered by the Kazamulataligoranamunatalamossimo, but no. He came upon Bob standing in front of the open freezer, blubbering about "The ice cream!! No!! It all...oh somebody HELP!!!" Melvin said "Bob! Bob! It'll be okay!! There's a Braum's right down the street Bob!!" Bob wailed "Oh Melvin!! The ice cream melted!! HOLD ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" Melvin held the whimpering Bob as he bawled for what seemed like hours (really about 2 minutes..) And then. Up in the sky!! It's a bird!! It's a plane!! No, it's, it's an ice cream man? Yes!! It's Super Pistachio-Ashton Man come to save the day from tooth decay and melting ice cream!! SPAM landed on the freezer with a thud. Followed by a loud "BANG!" as he fell off.. He popped back up and brushed himself of and said "So. Did you's young'uns ice cream melt? I noticed yer blubbering and whimpering and whining like a big dog when I was standing over up there on that there hill there. Them's sure some lovely flowers you's got up there by the way." Bob stopped crying for a moment and said "are *sniff sniff* are you the magical mystery ice cream man?" "Why, yes son!! You's right on that one there you is!! I sho is the ice cream man!! And here's you's ice cream!! And this time son, make sure you plug in that newfangled ice cream box freezer contraption afore you put the ice cream in it!!" And with that. The SPAM jumped up in his "Fo'de" truck, popped the clutch and drove away.

THE END!!